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Subject: Open your eyes people, the government is lying to you.

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Posted by: DabilahroNinja
I refuse to believe you OP! Blaaaaaaah!
Oh please. Just look at when the Empire was searching for the rebels. How in the world did Darth Vader know the instillation was rebel right away? After three seconds of looking at a still frame of a shield generator he says "That's it! The rebels are there" and kills anyone who says he's wrong. He knew all along, duh!

  • 02.02.2011 11:40 AM PDT

The universe is probably littered with the one-planet graves of cultures which made the sensible economic decision that there's no good reason to go into space--each discovered, studied, and remembered by the ones who made the irrational decision.

If the government finds out about this rebellion they may shut down comlinks.

  • 02.02.2011 11:41 AM PDT

The quid is coming.

You are God.

  • 02.02.2011 11:41 AM PDT

All Retards are Retarded...

You Catch My Drift??????????

Lol, omg this is genius

  • 02.02.2011 11:42 AM PDT

Rarity FTW

Misleading title is misleading. But still funny.

  • 02.02.2011 11:42 AM PDT

I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.

You must have watched this video too.

  • 02.02.2011 11:44 AM PDT
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And what about the destruction of the second Death Star? Doesn't anyone else find it suspicious how it blew up? Rather than showering the small moon it was in orbit around with radiation and massive debris, it exploded so neatly that the moon was completely spared, like almost almost all the debris stayed within its own volume.

  • 02.02.2011 11:49 AM PDT

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Posted by: opogjijijpEven our own soldiers admit it! How can people be so caught up in Palpatine's propaganda?

[Edited on 02.02.2011 11:51 AM PST]

  • 02.02.2011 11:49 AM PDT

I appreciate the effort.

  • 02.02.2011 11:50 AM PDT

Yeah, we still believe in all the things that we stood by before.
I know, to everything we've seen here, maybe even more.
I know we're not the only ones and we were not the first.
And unapologetically we stand behind each word.

Also this.

  • 02.02.2011 11:50 AM PDT

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Posted by: Mingo245
Also this.
I appreciate that you'd be willing to fight for the Empire, brave Stormtrooper. But can't you see you're fighting an unnecessary war on Hoth?

  • 02.02.2011 11:53 AM PDT

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Posted by: I Intrepid I
If the government finds out about this rebellion they may shut down comlinks.
He's already ordered sanctions on Tatooine, who knows what the madman will do next?

  • 02.02.2011 11:57 AM PDT

Yeah, we still believe in all the things that we stood by before.
I know, to everything we've seen here, maybe even more.
I know we're not the only ones and we were not the first.
And unapologetically we stand behind each word.

Posted by: MegaMuffin16
Posted by: Mingo245
Also this.
I appreciate that you'd be willing to fight for the Empire, brave Stormtrooper. But can't you see you're fighting an unnecessary war on Hoth?
The commanders told us what to do. The 501st just followed orders. I was in the AT-AT that got hit. I bailed out just in time before those damn fighters blew it up. I lost a lot of friends that day but we got the oil.

  • 02.02.2011 12:00 PM PDT

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Posted by: Mingo245
The commanders told us what to do. The 501st just followed orders. I was in the AT-AT that got hit. I bailed out just in time before those damn fighters blew it up. I lost a lot of friends that day but we got the oil.
It must hurt knowing they died for nothing but a money making mineral. My prayers are with their families.

  • 02.02.2011 12:02 PM PDT

Posted by: Dustin 6047
Troll confirmed. I never even insulted you

Posted by: Dustin 6047
OP - You're a dumbass with the reading comprehension skills of a second grader.


Can someone tell me what's wrong with these two, this made me LOL hard.

Why don't we just pick up the pieces and make it somewhere else?

  • 02.02.2011 12:04 PM PDT

Yeah, we still believe in all the things that we stood by before.
I know, to everything we've seen here, maybe even more.
I know we're not the only ones and we were not the first.
And unapologetically we stand behind each word.

Posted by: MegaMuffin16
Posted by: Mingo245
The commanders told us what to do. The 501st just followed orders. I was in the AT-AT that got hit. I bailed out just in time before those damn fighters blew it up. I lost a lot of friends that day but we got the oil.
It must hurt knowing they died for nothing but a money making mineral. My prayers are with their families.
*cough cough* Eherm. Who said anything about oil?

  • 02.02.2011 12:10 PM PDT
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we should build a second death star.

  • 02.02.2011 12:11 PM PDT

If you can read this, that means I'm not a Shaolin monk...

yet.

College Humor.

Nice.

  • 02.02.2011 12:27 PM PDT


Posted by: TheGreenAlloy
College Humor.

Nice.


Wow. Regardless of plagiarism I award the OP with several cookies. (::) x 9001

  • 02.02.2011 12:29 PM PDT

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Posted by: Jaz Millennium
I remember where I was when the first one blew up. I remember I was driving to the death star in my Tie Fighter and after about an hour or so my wife calls me and said she's in labor. So I snuck away to see her because I didn't want to miss this once in a lifetime opportunity. Turns out my little baby boy is the one who saved my life...

Never forget, never forgive. Empire for life.
What a coincidence! I was also on my way to the Death Star that morning. I forgot to set my alarm and got caught in space traffic. Apparently some ship above Tatooine escaped Mos Eisely and the Star Destroyers shut down the hyperspeed highway. If it hadn't been for that space traffic I'd probably be dead.

  • 02.02.2011 2:15 PM PDT

Hipie...

[Edited on 02.02.2011 2:16 PM PST]

  • 02.02.2011 2:16 PM PDT

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Posted by: Tom Breaver
Wow. Regardless of plagiarism I award the OP with several cookies. (::) x 9001
I don't recall College Humor going this in depth into it at all.

  • 02.02.2011 2:16 PM PDT

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Posted by: xxlchuck
Hipie...
How dare you! I've presented irrefutable proof! Open your eyes!! Stop falling for Palpatine's propoganda!! Cloud City had no weapons of mass destruction!!!!

  • 02.02.2011 2:18 PM PDT