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Subject: Open your eyes people, the government is lying to you.

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Posted by: Halo125
Reminds me of that 9/11 Star Wars video. Funny stuff. No offence to those involved in 9/11 or suffered in the tragedy.
None taken, don't sweat it.

  • 02.27.2011 7:42 AM PDT

I remember this thread.

  • 02.27.2011 7:43 AM PDT

hmmm...sounds plausible

  • 02.27.2011 7:49 AM PDT

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Posted by: llcooljoey
hmmm...sounds plausible
It's irrefutable. Palpatine has taken over the government. The Republic didn't need to be reorganized, it worked fine. I know it sounds crazy but hear me out:

Palpatine gets elected. He secretly begins telling planets to rebel and split from the Republic. This prompts the Republic to create an army. Palpatine anticipated this and so he went to Kamino years ago to begin constructing a clone army.

With both armies under his control, the Droids and the Clones, he could do whatever he wanted. He could win any battle he wanted, and use anyone he wanted as pawns. When he was given enough power he ended the war so everyone would think him a hero.

Then he goes after the only ones who would dare cross him - the Jedi. Using their strange faith as a false excuse for them to "Hate the Republic and everything it stands for", he warrants an eradication of the Jedi Order.

He needed a figure head to be his iron fist, so he gets Vader as his pawn.

Then he begins constructing the Death Star. When he knows the rebellion is forming, he blows it up himself and makes it look like the rebels did it. This warrants the invasion of Hoth! Don't you see? Palpatine is costing lives to stay in power!

  • 02.27.2011 7:56 AM PDT

Old fart

Posted by: greasy italian 2
oh yeah! that's why you join the 501st! we are too great to die on the death star

My gear is commissioned, and I think this time around the summer I'll be part of that bunch of great nerds.

  • 02.27.2011 7:56 AM PDT
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Without The Flood, I wouldn't know what an opinion is.

Agreed with OP.

Alpha Section is lying to us! They're working with the DomZ! We have to support IRIS...

  • 02.27.2011 8:13 AM PDT


Posted by: MegaMuffin16
Posted by: comandercody451
I was killed on the death star. :(
You know, I was on my way to the Death Star that morning. Aw man, if it hadn't been for that space traffic...

Ha! I knew collage humor had to do with this!

  • 02.27.2011 8:31 AM PDT
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This might help. Watch it.

Posted by: MegaMuffin16
Posted by: llcooljoey
hmmm...sounds plausible
It's irrefutable. Palpatine has taken over the government. The Republic didn't need to be reorganized, it worked fine. I know it sounds crazy but hear me out:

Palpatine gets elected. He secretly begins telling planets to rebel and split from the Republic. This prompts the Republic to create an army. Palpatine anticipated this and so he went to Kamino years ago to begin constructing a clone army.

With both armies under his control, the Droids and the Clones, he could do whatever he wanted. He could win any battle he wanted, and use anyone he wanted as pawns. When he was given enough power he ended the war so everyone would think him a hero.

Then he goes after the only ones who would dare cross him - the Jedi. Using their strange faith as a false excuse for them to "Hate the Republic and everything it stands for", he warrants an eradication of the Jedi Order.

He needed a figure head to be his iron fist, so he gets Vader as his pawn.

Then he begins constructing the Death Star. When he knows the rebellion is forming, he blows it up himself and makes it look like the rebels did it. This warrants the invasion of Hoth! Don't you see? Palpatine is costing lives to stay in power!

I see what you did there, but the invasion of Hoth was only done to eliminate the rebels. I see what you are trying to do, make a parody of the conspiracy theorists who talk about 9/11 and the invasion of Iraq, but while the stuff about the Clone Wars is true, he has no purpose in making a rebellion, or invading Hoth, seeing as he controls the entire galaxy. Who would want to make enemies that oppose rule, when one could have the entire galaxy under control without opposition? That is why this idea of him starting the rebellion is kind of stupid. Lol.

  • 02.27.2011 8:34 AM PDT
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STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

Yeah, and next youre gonna tell me that vader killed obi wan kanobi!

  • 02.27.2011 8:47 AM PDT

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Posted by: Halo125
I see what you did there, but the invasion of Hoth was only done to eliminate the rebels. I see what you are trying to do, make a parody of the conspiracy theorists who talk about 9/11 and the invasion of Iraq, but while the stuff about the Clone Wars is true, he has no purpose in making a rebellion, or invading Hoth, seeing as he controls the entire galaxy. Who would want to make enemies that oppose rule, when one could have the entire galaxy under control without opposition? That is why this idea of him starting the rebellion is kind of stupid. Lol.
Palpatine didn't form the rebellion. After the Clone Wars, he assumed direct control over the galaxy. He had nothing to do with the forming of the Rebellion, but when it started he blew up the Death Star to allow for Hoth's invasion.

He knew that attacking the Tantive IV would generate sympathy for the rebellion in the Senate. So he had to devise a plan that would get everyone on his side agains the rebels. So he blew up the Death Star.

  • 02.27.2011 9:01 AM PDT

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I heard they're tearing down a forest on the moon of Endor to build another Death Star! We have to protest this construction site!

  • 03.17.2011 6:43 PM PDT

I swear I've seen this thread somewhere before.

  • 03.17.2011 6:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: darthnazgul
As a representative of the empire and the sith I can assure you this man is lying. And to prove it, I'll give you all cookies.

  • 03.17.2011 6:47 PM PDT

Omg my eyes are opened; we must rebel against the rebellion!

  • 03.17.2011 6:48 PM PDT
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The Jedi were nothing more than a religious cult spreading malicious lies. It's wonderful that they are gone.

And why the hate to the Galactic Empire? They have vastly improved the quality of life for the Mid-rim planets. They also have standardized the Imperial Credit as the official currency of the majority of systems.

Imperial rule is just like life under the Republic. Except better.

  • 03.17.2011 6:49 PM PDT

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Posted by: Silent Pete3184
I swear I've seen this thread somewhere before.
Because a nice poster just brought it back to life. Check the post date, Feb 2.

  • 03.17.2011 6:51 PM PDT

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Posted by: starwarsdude8
The Jedi were nothing more than a religious cult spreading malicious lies. It's wonderful that they are gone.
YOU ARE BLIND.
The Jedi, malicious? Ha! The only reason they were even involved in the Clone Wars is because Palpatine forced them to be! Mace Windu is famous for saying it! "We are keepers of the peace, not soldiers". How did Palpatine say he died? Tripped and fell out a window? Yeah, okay...

  • 03.17.2011 6:53 PM PDT

Posted by: Fuzzy Missile
I do believe I know what I am talking about and I don't think we will ever agree on this so I'm not going to continue this discussion.


Told as balls

Sir,

  • 03.17.2011 6:56 PM PDT

betcha I'll stick it!

Why is it you guys post this but nothing on 9/11?

  • 03.17.2011 6:56 PM PDT

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Posted by: Gulltralisk
Sir,
:D

  • 03.17.2011 7:04 PM PDT

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Justin Bieber sounds like two high-pitched walruses engaging in sex.

As soon as i read "I am, of course, talking about the Death Star." i lol'd for like 10 minuttes

  • 03.17.2011 7:07 PM PDT