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Subject: Why is it that Halo always loses?!

Everytime some dude brings up "Halo vs. ______" Halo loses.
Always. Star Wars. Warhammer. And the DW universe.
THEY ALWAYS END UP LOSING.
I mean, damn. Halo has Keyes, goddammit.

[Edited on 02.03.2011 1:14 PM PST]

  • 02.03.2011 1:10 PM PDT
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Because, Halo is more realistic, and those other ones aren't

  • 02.03.2011 1:13 PM PDT

Posted by: V3rin
Because Halo would lose if they really fought.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.


But damn, Halo is a goddamn doormat.

  • 02.03.2011 1:14 PM PDT

1) Warhammer is OPed as -blam!- (though the Forerunners, Precursors and Flood would cause serious trouble).

2) Star Wars fans don't understand Star Wars canon policy. (Movies>>>All). Or logic for that matter.

3) Doctor Who is just bizzare.

  • 02.03.2011 1:17 PM PDT


Posted by: Sigma617
well the simple answer is:

all those universes are stupidly overpowered or just that fanboys make up retarded ass stats like AT ATs shooting kiloton bolts for example.


Again, Movies>>>all.

They say ATATs can run at 60 kph, shoot several miles away and 'splode something like a megaton nuclear bomb. All countered by the movies. As is all of the Star Wars overpowered -blam!- fanboys bring up short of superweapons.

  • 02.03.2011 1:19 PM PDT

Posted by: ROBERTO jh

Posted by: Sigma617
well the simple answer is:

all those universes are stupidly overpowered or just that fanboys make up retarded ass stats like AT ATs shooting kiloton bolts for example.


Again, Movies>>>all.

They say ATATs can run at 60 kph, shoot several miles away and 'splode something like a megaton nuclear bomb. All countered by the movies. As is all of the Star Wars overpowered -blam!- fanboys bring up short of superweapons.



I guess Halo would lose to the Doom Universe too, eh? I mean, they got Hell.

  • 02.03.2011 1:21 PM PDT


Posted by: An monkey hero
Posted by: ROBERTO jh

Posted by: Sigma617
well the simple answer is:

all those universes are stupidly overpowered or just that fanboys make up retarded ass stats like AT ATs shooting kiloton bolts for example.


Again, Movies>>>all.

They say ATATs can run at 60 kph, shoot several miles away and 'splode something like a megaton nuclear bomb. All countered by the movies. As is all of the Star Wars overpowered -blam!- fanboys bring up short of superweapons.



I guess Halo would lose to the Doom Universe too, eh? I mean, they got Hell.


No, Halo would walk all over Doom's Hell. The UnSC could defeat them. If bullets from slightly future shotguns can tear the demons up, I'm sure the UNSC's weapons can.

And don't get me started on the Covenant or the other races...

  • 02.03.2011 1:23 PM PDT

Let's make a list about what universes Halo beats and what universes beat Halo's.

Go.

  • 02.03.2011 1:32 PM PDT

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Because the protagonists of Halo are already losing their fight.

Halo is grounded more in science that quite a few of the other scifi series (at least on the human side). That makes fighting things like the force extremely difficult.

(don't forget that most of the people who bring these discussions up tend to be bias towards the scifi series they chose)

[Edited on 02.03.2011 1:50 PM PST]

  • 02.03.2011 1:38 PM PDT


Posted by: An monkey hero
Let's make a list about what universes Halo beats and what universes beat Halo's.

Go.


Halo stomps the following sci-fi/fantasy universes into submission:

Mass Effect
Firefly
Battestar Galactica
Statgate (Pre-Ancient Ascension)
Half Life
Lord of the Rings (obviously ground only battle)
Harry Potter (duh. The modern military could take them. Ground only)
Narnia (ground only)

Halo would either completely defeats with struggle or force a stalemate between the following (because of Precursors)

Star Wars (defeats)
Star Trek (pardoxile stalemate. Q vs Precursors. Unstoppable force vs immovable object)
Warhammer 40K (paradoxile stalemate)
Stargate (post ascension. stalemate)

These are just the universe I know off the top of my head.

  • 02.03.2011 2:13 PM PDT

Halo beats Mass Effect.

  • 02.03.2011 2:43 PM PDT

Posted by: ROBERTO jh

Posted by: An monkey hero
Let's make a list about what universes Halo beats and what universes beat Halo's.

Go.


Halo stomps the following sci-fi/fantasy universes into submission:

Mass Effect
Firefly
Battestar Galactica
Statgate (Pre-Ancient Ascension)
Half Life
Lord of the Rings (obviously ground only battle)
Harry Potter (duh. The modern military could take them. Ground only)
Narnia (ground only)

Halo would either completely defeats with struggle or force a stalemate between the following (because of Precursors)

Star Wars (defeats)
Star Trek (pardoxile stalemate. Q vs Precursors. Unstoppable force vs immovable object)
Warhammer 40K (paradoxile stalemate)
Stargate (post ascension. stalemate)

These are just the universe I know off the top of my head.



Imagine a T-Virus mutated Spartan.
Halo's Resident Evil, how I love mixing stuff.

  • 02.03.2011 2:44 PM PDT

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because they all use magic powered weapons and teraton machine guns.

  • 02.03.2011 2:46 PM PDT
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Jjaro beat everything.

  • 02.03.2011 2:52 PM PDT


Posted by: Potomo
Jjaro beat everything.


Marathon's Forerunners, right?

Imagine a T-virus infected Spartan

0.0

Right, Halo can beat RE as well. Flood can't be counterinfected by anything else.

[Edited on 02.03.2011 2:58 PM PST]

  • 02.03.2011 2:54 PM PDT

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but you forgot that tank beats everything

  • 02.03.2011 2:55 PM PDT

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Posted by: HipiO7
This man, this man right here put it so eloquently that I actually cancelled my own 2000+ word long post.
/slow clap for respect


:)
The person who said participating is important, not winning, obviously never won anything.

Posted by: Plasma3150
Halo beats Mass Effect.


Only if there were more Keepers...

  • 02.03.2011 3:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: ROBERTO jh

Posted by: Potomo
Jjaro beat everything.


Marathon's Forerunners, right?

They're more like Halo's Precursors IMO, but most I think would say they are the equivalent to the Forerunners.

  • 02.03.2011 3:04 PM PDT

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Halo would beat them all. I mean, Halo rings are activated and pretty much all Star Wars , Warhammer 40K etc factions die. The rest can be mopped up between the Flood, Sentinels, UNSC and Covenant. Halo = Win.

  • 02.04.2011 10:30 AM PDT

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Posted by: ParagonRenegade
You were totally and absolutely correct in every way, I don't know why we were arguing, you're so amazing I should never have doubted you.

Just crash the train from Terminal into the ships from the other universes.

  • 02.04.2011 11:26 AM PDT

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Tank beats everything

  • 02.04.2011 11:42 AM PDT

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