- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Halo: Contact lens
MC armour: painted green cardboard
Humans/Marines: you know those idiots at school who act all tough, then when it comes to the real fighting, they suck!
Grunts: babies
Elites: basketball players
Hunters: fat kids who can't run fast
Cortana: your mother? (always telling you what to do...)
TS