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Subject: So someone knocks on your door.....

If all else fails, we get banjos

You open it, and its a grunt. What do you do?

  • 02.04.2011 6:14 PM PDT
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F0ck the police

Whoever can swollow the most tylonol PM wins! lol T-bag party

  • 02.04.2011 6:21 PM PDT

AFK: Away from Kontroller. Don't do it or you'll get the living crap smacked out of you by the Banhammer. If you disagree with any of this, you are just bad at Mortal Kombat.

Shoot them or pummel them on sight. < Most original idea ever.

Darkstar smash!! Darkstar wants cookie!!

Ahhh....Gamma radiation mutations that cause you to become super powerful but less intelligent force of destruction, gotta love it.

[Edited on 02.04.2011 6:23 PM PST]

  • 02.04.2011 6:21 PM PDT

Since they are massive, I would probably be WTF? They are 5'6, and 6'2 including the methane backpack, they would scare the -blam!- out of me.

  • 02.04.2011 6:38 PM PDT

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I'd say, "Hello there friendly Grunt" and he'd say "infect me Flood!" and I'd kindly reply "I'm sorry Mr. Grunt, this is Bungie Universe. The Flood is 4 Doors down, beside the alley in a trash-can" and he'd say "Why thank you!"

  • 02.04.2011 6:45 PM PDT

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  • 02.04.2011 6:52 PM PDT

If all else fails, we get banjos


Posted by: jetmann113
Whoever can swollow the most tylonol PM wins! lol T-bag party

I lol'd

  • 02.04.2011 7:09 PM PDT

Old School

yo grunt, u want a hit of this?

  • 02.04.2011 7:11 PM PDT

BANOOSH

Depends; is it a friendly grunt?

  • 02.04.2011 7:19 PM PDT

If all else fails, we get banjos


Posted by: Noble819
Depends; is it a friendly grunt?

Its a grunt that has no idea what the hell is going on. So its friendly, unless you corrupt it

  • 02.04.2011 7:39 PM PDT

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OMG, JOO IS MY FAVORIT3 HERO! LOLOLOLOLO!!!!
JOO R TEH GRUNTIES!!!

*gets assassinated by MC*

  • 02.04.2011 7:41 PM PDT

The tide is turning, brothers! Let us take our kingdom back!

Wanna play Halo?

lol jk, uhm, what would I do? I'd probably offer it residency in my house.

  • 02.05.2011 1:30 AM PDT

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Posted by: Noble819
Depends; is it a friendly grunt?

Its a grunt that has no idea what the hell is going on. So its friendly, unless you corrupt it

Keep it, like a pet or something. We'd probably try to beat Reach's campaign on Legendary, then maybe some GOW. Other than that, I'm not sure. It would die when it methane tank ran out anyway (that's like, maybe a day).

  • 02.05.2011 7:59 AM PDT

I am a practicing traditional Catholic.

"Hello grunt, what brings you here?" Wait for a response and most likely befriend the little fellow.

  • 02.05.2011 8:00 AM PDT

Cover my nose, because they apparently smell like vomit and poop.

  • 02.05.2011 8:05 AM PDT

Give him the money I obviously owe him

  • 02.05.2011 10:43 AM PDT
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I would Shake his Hand Then when he least expects it Snap his neck.

  • 02.05.2011 11:02 AM PDT

"The Emperor Protects"
"Suffer Not To Let The Unclean Live"

do what the UNSC does keep it as a slave. what? they did it on the first halo

  • 02.05.2011 11:02 AM PDT

Seriously Oak, Ive been doing this -blam!- for 16 years, gimmie my Friggen starter Pokemon and dont call me till im the champion! ¬_¬

Id take it in as a pet

That'll show those asbo's down t'road with their rotweiler...

  • 02.05.2011 11:11 AM PDT

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Keep him.

  • 02.05.2011 12:47 PM PDT