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Subject: the one time in real life u just wanted to scream OWNED!
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probbaly when we were doin 40 in my back yard in my moms car my brother was in the seat next to me and dident have his seat bellt on so i "accidently" slammed on the brakes

  • 08.23.2004 12:36 PM PDT
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My ex would go "OWNED" for everything so one day I finally called him on it.

"*mockingly* You get a question right OWNED! You JUST finished reading a book OWNED!!
then you just reached -keeping it g-rated- OWNED!!!"

Only the first two are true, the last one got him to shut up about it. Finally.

  • 08.23.2004 12:40 PM PDT
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lol

  • 08.23.2004 12:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: Lacrimosa
My ex would go "OWNED" for everything so one day I finally called him on it.

"*mockingly* You get a question right OWNED! You JUST finished reading a book OWNED!!
then you just reached -keeping it g-rated- OWNED!!!"

Only the first two are true, the last one got him to shut up about it. Finally.


My sympathy for you can not be expressed by words, except maybe
OWNED..
hah
Yeah that really sucks, was his name Joon-Sun by chance?... if not then they should meet eachother, they could have entire conversations without saying anything bu OWNED.

Hopefully someone would shoot them both.

Sympathy aside... what the hell possesed you to date this dude?

  • 08.23.2004 12:47 PM PDT
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lol ud b surprised who ud date when ur desprete(not saying ur desprite)

  • 08.23.2004 12:53 PM PDT
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wow.....

  • 08.23.2004 1:03 PM PDT
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See the cure for male desperation is an easy one. Get some time alone, anywhere from 30 seconds to 10 minutes (if it takes any longer, invest in herbal suppliments). Find your favorite "reading" material, and lock the door. Optional Equipment: KY, Vaseline, etc.
Then you may begin the treatment. First you remove your pants, and _CENSORED_

Congratulations you have cured yourself of male desperation for at least 20 minutes!

  • 08.23.2004 1:05 PM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

this wasnt in real life,but its one of the best ive ever seen.


A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it. No other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter -blam!- exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

  • 08.23.2004 1:10 PM PDT
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Posted by: Lacrimosa
My ex would go "OWNED" for everything so one day I finally called him on it.

"*mockingly* You get a question right OWNED! You JUST finished reading a book OWNED!!
then you just reached -keeping it g-rated- OWNED!!!"

Only the first two are true, the last one got him to shut up about it. Finally.


My sympathy for you can not be expressed by words, except maybe
OWNED..
hah
Yeah that really sucks, was his name Joon-Sun by chance?... if not then they should meet eachother, they could have entire conversations without saying anything bu OWNED.

Hopefully someone would shoot them both.

Sympathy aside... what the hell possesed you to date this dude?


We had dated before...I guess the first time was before he discovered video games.

That and he was a marine.

  • 08.23.2004 1:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: Nedus
this wasnt in real life,but its one of the best ive ever seen.


A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it. No other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter -blam!- exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."


LMFAO

  • 08.23.2004 1:13 PM PDT
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when the world trade center crashed and bush had no idea what he should do... dumbass...

youre a dumbass. if you read the rules ploitical stuff is banned. dumbass.

  • 08.23.2004 1:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: Riddick10
lol ud b surprised who ud date when ur desprete(not saying ur desprite)


This is where I remember who you are <33

  • 08.23.2004 1:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: Lacrimosa
Posted by: Riddick10
lol ud b surprised who ud date when ur desprete(not saying ur desprite)


This is where I remember who you are <33

lol.......idont get it

  • 08.23.2004 1:15 PM PDT
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Posted by: Xeroh
The time my three year nephiew smashed a glass plate over my cousins head. I could have said it, it just dident come to me at the time when I was goin to the hospital with my uncontious cousin.

lol

  • 08.23.2004 1:17 PM PDT
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I had one like that!

It was 3 years ago when I was fiddling around with my telescope outside, my dad got so fustrated since I was acting like a total noob with it and came out, sent me in and told me to close the sliding glass door.

Two hours later he comes back and *WHAM* slams into that windexed streak free sucker. I was laughing so hard...if I had known that word back then I'd have nothing better to do then scream it at the top of my lugs.

  • 08.23.2004 1:19 PM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

lol. ok now for a real life ownage.

my cousin was being yelled at by my aunt,and he was pissed,so he runs into the kitchen,grabs a fork,and stabs my aunt in the ass when she was walking away. oh man that was the funniest -blam!-. she couldnt sit down for like 3 days.

  • 08.23.2004 1:19 PM PDT
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lol i smacked my head on the low hanging light bulb in my works walk in and i couldent hear them but i could c my co workers on the other side of the glass on their knees laughing and pointing

  • 08.23.2004 1:22 PM PDT
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Aw dude..

My friends were over for some live-CTF we host in my backyard...and we were messing around on the field when my little sister goes up and starts hitting one of the red teams member with a soccer ball.

He turns around, kicks it, and SLAMS her size three face with the size 5 ball.

OWNED

So she runs inside to tell my mom

"Good. I hope he does it again."

OWNED

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  • 08.23.2004 1:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: Lacrimosa
Aw dude..

My friends were over for some live-CTF we host in my backyard...and we were messing around on the field when my little sister goes up and starts hitting one of the red teams member with a soccer ball.

He turns around, kicks it, and SLAMS her size three face with the size 5 ball.

OWNED

So she runs inside to tell my mom

"Good. I hope he does it again."

OWNED

lmao

  • 08.23.2004 1:23 PM PDT
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i was at the driving range one day and the guy who runs the golf ball picker uper car broke down so he was out trin to fix it and all of a sudden he gets smacked by like ten golf bals and fell on the ground and a hail of golf balls hit him

  • 08.23.2004 1:25 PM PDT

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The tough guy of the school ran head on into me and met the floor.

  • 08.23.2004 1:26 PM PDT
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Me and my brother went to the same day camp, a lot of sports and such. We're playing soccer, and he's the goalie on the other team. I was runnin up with the ball, kicked it crazy hard towards the goal, but my brother's quick reflexes snap his hand out to block it. The bad part, for him, was that he held his hand out perpendicular to his wrist, and *snap*.

Nearly shattered his wrist, and he was lucky that his growth-plates didn't get too messed up, otherwise he wouldn't be the tennis jock that he is. but yeah. he got OWNED

  • 08.23.2004 1:31 PM PDT
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You know...there WAS this one time one of my friends pants were sagging too low...so I pants-d him and more then what was needed came down...my two female friends infront of him laughed and pointed.

Owned.

He found it hilarious..which is good, or I still wouldn't have felt bad at all.

  • 08.23.2004 1:32 PM PDT

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