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Subject: the one time in real life u just wanted to scream OWNED!
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hah! that happned to me a few times, getting pants-d and all, cause I have this pair of BDU's that are size 40, cause men are bad at shopping, and I'm between a 30 and 32... Yeah I was asking for it, especially when you used to be a little pudgy, so your old belts are all too big anyway. Good thing I wasn't free-balling that day.

  • 08.23.2004 2:21 PM PDT
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Hah is right.

Men should learn to keep their pants on to prevent any owning sessions.

  • 08.23.2004 2:26 PM PDT
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I was sitting on campus waiting for one of my roommates to pick me up. It was between classes, so there were a bunch of people moving around this T-intersection of two streets on campus. Anyway, for some odd reason i'm watching this tall guy walk down the right side of the street, staring perpendicular from the way he was walking. And this guy is moving at a good clip, right, like he's in a hurry to get somewhere but not paying attention to where he's going. So about a half second before it happens I realize he ain't gonna notice it and BLAM, forehead-first into a metal stop sign. Knocked him clean off his feet. Everyone stopped and looked around for the source of the sound, but the guy was on the ground, so only a few people understood what happened. I busted out laughing and this girl next to me looked at me like i was crazy. I still laugh when I think about it.

  • 08.23.2004 2:40 PM PDT
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lol
Posted by: AtomAnt411
I was sitting on campus waiting for one of my roommates to pick me up. It was between classes, so there were a bunch of people moving around this T-intersection of two streets on campus. Anyway, for some odd reason i'm watching this tall guy walk down the right side of the street, staring perpendicular from the way he was walking. And this guy is moving at a good clip, right, like he's in a hurry to get somewhere but not paying attention to where he's going. So about a half second before it happens I realize he ain't gonna notice it and BLAM, forehead-first into a metal stop sign. Knocked him clean off his feet. Everyone stopped and looked around for the source of the sound, but the guy was on the ground, so only a few people understood what happened. I busted out laughing and this girl next to me looked at me like i was crazy. I still laugh when I think about it.

  • 08.23.2004 2:50 PM PDT
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And of course the great story of my friend Eddie, and his adventure with, Valium, Alchohol, and the NYC subway system. Got on the wrong train, decided it was a good idea to go between cars and "jump off" before the train fully left the station, so he remembers deciding it may not be a good idea as tthe train was pulling away. Next thing he remembers he's lying in a pool of blood, 15 blocks away from the subway station. Doesnt know how he got there or what happned, but he scraped off most of the skin on his forehead, fractured his ocular bone (eyebrow area), broke his left wrist, had 2 large gashes in his right leg (104 stitches). When the hospital tested his alchohol it was like .3 away from lethal, and god knows how he survived the hand full of valium in combo with the alchohol.
Man vs Train
Man OWNED

  • 08.23.2004 2:52 PM PDT
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And of course the great story of my friend Eddie, and his adventure with, Valium, Alchohol, and the NYC subway system. Got on the wrong train, decided it was a good idea to go between cars and "jump off" before the train fully left the station, so he remembers deciding it may not be a good idea as tthe train was pulling away. Next thing he remembers he's lying in a pool of blood, 15 blocks away from the subway station. Doesnt know how he got there or what happned, but he scraped off most of the skin on his forehead, fractured his ocular bone (eyebrow area), broke his left wrist, had 2 large gashes in his right leg (104 stitches). When the hospital tested his alchohol it was like .3 away from lethal, and god knows how he survived the hand full of valium in combo with the alchohol.
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Man OWNED

funny but disturibing at the same time

  • 08.23.2004 2:54 PM PDT
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one time i ate a piece of pizza, and yelled owned at it, man vs. pizza, pizza OWNED.

[Edited on 8/23/2004 5:18:07 PM]

  • 08.23.2004 5:17 PM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

not funny. keep this up and youll kill the thread

  • 08.23.2004 5:19 PM PDT
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well this dident hapen to me but i was watchin americias funniest videos and the baby threw up ot this guys mouth

  • 08.23.2004 5:42 PM PDT

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