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228. Ask them to explode, but say please.
229. Take them to the Smoking Section of the Cairo Station.
230. Shove fireworks up their @$$ and light it.
231. Choke em to death.
232. Make em work out with Richard Simons.
233. Mod your Xbox.
234. Pull out a pen and stick it through their throat.
235. Have it race a rabbit around Blood Gulch 4 times.
236. Give it the snake eye.
237. Take it to Dr. Phil, he'll f*** it up and send it to therapy.
238. Beat em in CTF.
239. Have them arm the bomb in Assault but tell them to stay there.
240. Have the eat chocolate, with OJ, and Peanut Butter.
241. Turn there headphones up so they can't hear out of there left ear. (quote from The Chappell Show)
242. Tell Bungie to ban them from playing campaign.
243. Have Bungie put one of their horrible autoupdates in.
244. Put pencil led in their gum under the left side of their tongue.
245. Take all his friends away so he cries.
246. Call Rainbow Six 3 Squad to come and steal his campanion.
247. Transfer him over from Halo to DOA as a secret character.
248. Feed him to the lions.
249. Have it stare at -blam!- -blam!- for 20 seconds.
250. Double Dog Dare it to explode.
251. Triple Dog Dare it to explode.
252. Let it listen to Avril Lavine for 37 min. and 29 sec.
253. Tell him to follow Michael Jackson and mollest a kid.
254. Have him drink every bottle with every color of gaterade 24 times twice a day.
255. Dual weild the Halo CE pistol and -blam!- with 3 shots.
256. Have him dial 911, and make him panic.
257. Hyp(matize) it.
258. Tell it to play dead but for real.
259. Tell it I like to use my hands. (see the movie hostel)
260. Send it to co-star in the movie hostel 2.
261. Transfer him to halo 3, only way to escape is to explode.
262. Sniff Sharpee until it passes out.
263. Have it eat glue.
264. Make it post this many posts on how to make the flood explode for no reason.
265. Testicular Cancer.
266. Put a BR in Halo CE.
267. have bungie make the rocket launcher lock on to all of the flood.
268. tell them they one the Xbox 360, then tell them sike.
269. Leave the Xbox on for 7 days straight, oh... wait thats your Xbox that explodes... my bad.
270. Have them go on a roller coaster after winning the hotdog contest... eating 51 hotdogs in 12 minutes.
271. Same thing as 270, but with hamburgers with gas oil in it.
272. Chinese Torture, google it to learn more info.
273. Tell them not to worry, its friend's already exploded.
274. Staple its foot 1,035 times.
275. Make it so the the elites and Master Chief join up against it.
276. Have them take college finals, with a one day notice.
278. Have them think of any more possible ways to explode than 278.
279. Tell em their mama's so dumb she thought 2+2=22.
280. Tell em yo flood so fat her nickname is lardo.
281. Tell em yo flood so fat people jog around her once for a daily workout.
282. Tell em yo flood so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
283. The flood is so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
284. The flood is so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
285. The flood is so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
286. The flood is so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
287. The flood is so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
288. The flood is so fat when it has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
289. The flood is so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
290. The flood is so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
291. The flood is so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
292. The flood is so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
293. The flood is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
294. The flood is so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
295. The flood is so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
296. The flood is so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
297. The flood is so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
298. The flood is so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
299. The flood is so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
300. The flood is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
301. The flood is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
302. The flood is so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
303. The flood is so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
304. The flood is so fat she's got her own area code!
305. The flood is so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
306. The flood is so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
307. The flood is so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
308. The flood is so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
309. The flood is so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
310. The flood is so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
311. The flood is so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
312. The flood is so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
313. The flood is so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
314. The flood is so fat they wake up in sections!
315. The flood is so fat when they go to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
316. The flood is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
317. The flood is so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
318. The flood is so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
319. The flood is so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
320. The flood is so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
321. The flood is so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
322. The flood is so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
323. The flood is so fat she's on both sides of the family!
324. The flood is so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
325. The flood is so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
326. The flood is so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
327. The flood is so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
328. The flood is so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
329. The flood is so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
330. The flood is so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
331. The flood is so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
332. The flood is so fat she got hit by a parked car!
333. The flood is so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
334. The flood is so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
335. The flood is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
336. The flood is so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
337. The flood is so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
338. The flood is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
339. The flood is so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
340. The flood is so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
[Edited on 1/26/2006]