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Subject: 1 way of flood exploding completed now to 100

204. See #203......d-oh!

  • 01.19.2006 1:57 PM PDT
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#204 Put it in a sack and swing it around, let go then see how far he flies
#205 Introduce him to that "Hit the Pingu game" And a flood infection form being the pingu and Master Chief being the person at the bottom with the spikey club
#206 give it a warthog with many frag grenades dropped underneath, when it gets in, throw a grenade and see the flood do awarthog jump while still in it

  • 01.20.2006 10:42 AM PDT
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#207 BURN IT!
#208 Make its head explode by making it watch educational television
#209 Grab a bowl full of infection forms, stuff them in the microwave and watch them explode like popcorn
#210 Start insulting a carrier form with songs about how fat it is, hopefully it will cry and fall over on a pile of grenades, it explodes, triggering off all the grenades and watch all his flood friends fly!

[Edited on 1/23/2006]

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  • 01.20.2006 3:37 PM PDT
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using glitches and cheats to fly up to top of defined space and falling down on top of them with energy sword lunge range expander cheat

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HEADCRABS

  • 01.22.2006 5:52 PM PDT
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So Simple.
Offer them a cup of tea.
The Flood are allergic to tea. It is scientifically proven.
Make sure you give them Dilmah, it's cheap.

  • 01.23.2006 1:16 AM PDT

217. Offer them cotton candy, but then dont let them have it and make them watch you eat it.

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#218 Bully it in the school playground

  • 01.23.2006 10:20 AM PDT
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put the him in a room with arnold and se what happens hahaha

  • 01.23.2006 1:17 PM PDT
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220.Force feed it bullets

  • 01.24.2006 2:26 AM PDT

No soldier should be honored for doing what is expected
of him. He is after all, just doing his job.

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(|__/) This....This is bunny
(x..X) Keslo Killed it
('') ('') what a nice guy

how about offer them plasma gernades disgused as baseball that sticks?

  • 01.24.2006 10:40 AM PDT
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#221 Lock it in a room with a mime, imaginary walls and boxes? Statues? I feel sorry for the flood who gets this punishment...

...NOT!

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223.Unleash the dogs of war

  • 01.25.2006 1:12 AM PDT

Whos Arnold???

...Kidding...hahahaha

224. Disconnect its internet connection so it cant get on to Bungie.net forums.
225. make it really hot then really cold so it cracks and explodes.
226. put it on life-support and slowly turn it into a pet cat.

  • 01.25.2006 5:47 AM PDT

No soldier should be honored for doing what is expected
of him. He is after all, just doing his job.

Posted by: the green grunt
(|__/) This....This is bunny
(x..X) Keslo Killed it
('') ('') what a nice guy

227. Burn them.

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228. Ask them to explode, but say please.
229. Take them to the Smoking Section of the Cairo Station.
230. Shove fireworks up their @$$ and light it.
231. Choke em to death.
232. Make em work out with Richard Simons.
233. Mod your Xbox.
234. Pull out a pen and stick it through their throat.
235. Have it race a rabbit around Blood Gulch 4 times.
236. Give it the snake eye.
237. Take it to Dr. Phil, he'll f*** it up and send it to therapy.
238. Beat em in CTF.
239. Have them arm the bomb in Assault but tell them to stay there.
240. Have the eat chocolate, with OJ, and Peanut Butter.
241. Turn there headphones up so they can't hear out of there left ear. (quote from The Chappell Show)
242. Tell Bungie to ban them from playing campaign.
243. Have Bungie put one of their horrible autoupdates in.
244. Put pencil led in their gum under the left side of their tongue.
245. Take all his friends away so he cries.
246. Call Rainbow Six 3 Squad to come and steal his campanion.
247. Transfer him over from Halo to DOA as a secret character.
248. Feed him to the lions.
249. Have it stare at -blam!- -blam!- for 20 seconds.
250. Double Dog Dare it to explode.
251. Triple Dog Dare it to explode.
252. Let it listen to Avril Lavine for 37 min. and 29 sec.
253. Tell him to follow Michael Jackson and mollest a kid.
254. Have him drink every bottle with every color of gaterade 24 times twice a day.
255. Dual weild the Halo CE pistol and -blam!- with 3 shots.
256. Have him dial 911, and make him panic.
257. Hyp(matize) it.
258. Tell it to play dead but for real.
259. Tell it I like to use my hands. (see the movie hostel)
260. Send it to co-star in the movie hostel 2.
261. Transfer him to halo 3, only way to escape is to explode.
262. Sniff Sharpee until it passes out.
263. Have it eat glue.
264. Make it post this many posts on how to make the flood explode for no reason.
265. Testicular Cancer.
266. Put a BR in Halo CE.
267. have bungie make the rocket launcher lock on to all of the flood.
268. tell them they one the Xbox 360, then tell them sike.
269. Leave the Xbox on for 7 days straight, oh... wait thats your Xbox that explodes... my bad.
270. Have them go on a roller coaster after winning the hotdog contest... eating 51 hotdogs in 12 minutes.
271. Same thing as 270, but with hamburgers with gas oil in it.
272. Chinese Torture, google it to learn more info.
273. Tell them not to worry, its friend's already exploded.
274. Staple its foot 1,035 times.
275. Make it so the the elites and Master Chief join up against it.
276. Have them take college finals, with a one day notice.
278. Have them think of any more possible ways to explode than 278.
279. Tell em their mama's so dumb she thought 2+2=22.
280. Tell em yo flood so fat her nickname is lardo.
281. Tell em yo flood so fat people jog around her once for a daily workout.
282. Tell em yo flood so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
283. The flood is so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
284. The flood is so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
285. The flood is so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
286. The flood is so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
287. The flood is so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
288. The flood is so fat when it has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
289. The flood is so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
290. The flood is so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
291. The flood is so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
292. The flood is so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
293. The flood is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
294. The flood is so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
295. The flood is so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
296. The flood is so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
297. The flood is so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
298. The flood is so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
299. The flood is so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
300. The flood is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
301. The flood is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
302. The flood is so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
303. The flood is so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
304. The flood is so fat she's got her own area code!
305. The flood is so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
306. The flood is so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
307. The flood is so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
308. The flood is so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
309. The flood is so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
310. The flood is so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
311. The flood is so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
312. The flood is so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
313. The flood is so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
314. The flood is so fat they wake up in sections!
315. The flood is so fat when they go to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
316. The flood is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
317. The flood is so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
318. The flood is so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
319. The flood is so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
320. The flood is so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
321. The flood is so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
322. The flood is so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
323. The flood is so fat she's on both sides of the family!
324. The flood is so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
325. The flood is so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
326. The flood is so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
327. The flood is so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
328. The flood is so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
329. The flood is so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
330. The flood is so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
331. The flood is so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
332. The flood is so fat she got hit by a parked car!
333. The flood is so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
334. The flood is so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
335. The flood is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
336. The flood is so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
337. The flood is so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
338. The flood is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
339. The flood is so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
340. The flood is so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too


[Edited on 1/26/2006]

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380. The flood is so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
381. The flood is so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
382. The flood is so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
383. The flood is so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
384. The flood is so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
385. The flood is so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
386. The flood is so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
387. The flood is so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
388. The flood is so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
389. Having to type all these f**n flood jokes on how the flood would explode.
Note: Yes, saying any one of the mama jokes would make the flood explode.
And, Yes, each different joke is a different way to make the flood explode. I have been now typing for 2 hrs. and I have to quit.
390. Because its true love, Spartan 37843 picked up a pistol and said just go, and shot it right in the sternem. (Above your diaphram) (quote from dumb and dumber, "just go."
391. Confessing his sins to the priest.
Note: I'll give a few more hundred tomorrow or the next day. Good Night.

[Edited on 1/26/2006]

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-blam!- me please stop

  • 01.26.2006 3:39 AM PDT

OMGOMFGOMGOMFGLOLROFLWTFWTFH?????? WHY ARW THERE SO MANY FROM THAT ONE GUY???

  • 01.26.2006 8:32 AM PDT

#392. Put it in the deep fry and tirn it into "Kentucky Fried Flood" with a large poutine and pepsi.....mmmm....

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This is add on from 340-380.
341. The flood is so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
342. The flood is so fat she fell in love and broke it!
343. The flood is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
344. The flood is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
345. The flood is so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
346. The flood is so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
347. The flood is so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
348. The flood is so fat when she back up she beep.
349. The flood is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
350. The flood is so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
351. The flood is so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
352. The flood is so fat she influences the tides.
353. The flood is so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
354. The flood is so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
355. The flood is so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
356. The flood is so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
357. The flood is so fat she's on both sides of the family!
358. The flood is so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
359. The flood is so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
360. The flood is so fat she stands in two time zones.
361. The flood is so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
362. The flood is so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
363. The flood is so fat they are on both sides of the family
364. The flood is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
365. The flood is so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
366. The flood is so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
367. The flood is so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
368. The flood is so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
369. The flood is so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
370. The flood is so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
371. The flood is so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
372. The flood is so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out
373. The flood is so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
374. The flood is so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
375. The flood is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
376. The flood is so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
377. The flood is so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
378. The flood is so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
379. The flood is so fat she uses a mattress for a -blam!-.

  • 01.26.2006 4:38 PM PDT

380. Kick-a clash it and say -,b,l,a,m,!,- you

  • 01.26.2006 5:10 PM PDT

381. Step1: Take 2 of its legs.
Step2: Gently set it in the car.
Step3:Forget what I said about step 2 and and rip it apart!

  • 01.26.2006 5:14 PM PDT