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Subject: This sounds dumb, but... Gorillas.

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  • 02.14.2011 6:10 PM PDT
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Cowbell.

Who said that they would be strong as a spartan? Aren't spartans like 5 times as strong?

  • 02.14.2011 6:16 PM PDT

Gorillas aren't truly tameable.

  • 02.14.2011 6:47 PM PDT

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maybe in mjolnir, but i wouldn't trust anything other than a genius (which are what spartans are) to use it.

  • 02.14.2011 6:53 PM PDT

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If they were, they would be killing everything... Think about it, a animal that can flip a tank? Thats a damn strong animal...

  • 02.14.2011 7:54 PM PDT

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Do you know what happens when you shoot an animal?

It dies.

A gorilla is unable to comprehend infantry tactics or use any effective form of ranged weapon, so when it is put into a combat zone it will be killed easily.

  • 02.14.2011 8:19 PM PDT

They could be used as a bioweapon... drop it into an enemy position and fly away.

  • 02.14.2011 9:37 PM PDT

For the people who find them untameable, keep in mind were 500 years in the future. Manipulating technology may have been improved.

  • 02.15.2011 4:28 PM PDT

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A gorilla?
As strong as a spartan?
HAHAHA!

  • 02.15.2011 4:30 PM PDT

"You dead yet? No? You will be!"

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"I'm gonna rip off his partridge and kick him in the pear tree!"

I don't think a gorilla could survive a drop from space like John and Jorge did.

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  • 02.15.2011 4:32 PM PDT

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To my knowledge, Gorillas have nothing against the covenant.

Besides, how do you teach unit cohesion, or even basic marksmanship to an animal that does not speak any human languages?

Seems like it would't be very cost or time effective.

  • 02.15.2011 5:19 PM PDT
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I just play for fun. MLG can kiss my ass.


Posted by: Big fat slob 50
I don't think a gorilla could survive a drop from space like John and Jorge did.


Did you mean John and Noble Six?

  • 02.17.2011 7:34 PM PDT
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They say chimpanzees have the strength of ten men. If that's the case, imagina a gorilla.

  • 02.17.2011 9:40 PM PDT
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Matthew Reilly had the US goverment train gorillas as soldeuers in Hell Island.

  • 02.17.2011 9:57 PM PDT

Because with all the shark monkeys and brutes running around, what the Halo universe really needs is more monkeys...

  • 02.18.2011 4:02 AM PDT

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Posted by: Plasma3150
Gorillas aren't truly tameable.


Gorillas...from the...future...


might be!

  • 02.18.2011 8:02 AM PDT

O_o


That is all.

  • 02.18.2011 12:13 PM PDT

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Prepare to die.

The webmaster would lead them into battle.

But would those gorillas attack brutes?

  • 02.18.2011 12:28 PM PDT
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Posted by: H0FFman J
The webmaster would lead them into battle.

But would those gorillas attack brutes?
Haha, the brutes are probably distant relatives of gorillas.

  • 02.18.2011 12:50 PM PDT

There is no measurable way to determine the strength of a chimp or a gorilla. A gorilla, not a chimp, is estimated to be as strong as 8 to 10 average men. A chimp is far stronger than a few men together, but certainly not on the level of a gorilla.

That being said, a Spartan weighs around twice that of an average person, and can bench 3x their body weight. If an average person were to weigh 180 pounds, the Spartans would weigh around 360. And could bench 1080 on the freeweights, on average.

Mjolnir doubles their lifting capacity.

  • 02.18.2011 12:59 PM PDT

I will leave this here
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  • 02.18.2011 1:56 PM PDT

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