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Subject: Official My Little Pony Thread

"What does being a Firefighter mean? You show up, scrape a few drunken douche bags off the street, take 'em to the hospital, you go home, and that's it. But that once in a blue moon, you're there for someone in their darkest hour. Your a friendly face in a sea of sh­it.
You're a hero"

Jeenzz is my waifu <3

Posted by: bobismymom

Posted by: VOPOGON
Posted by: bobismymom

Posted by: VOPOGON
wat
Its exactly what you think it is.


Cocaein wat
Its one helluva drug.


ya it r

  • 03.02.2011 2:39 PM PDT

From the moment Bob's birth-cord was cut, every girl's hymen has belonged to him.

There must have been a dildo in that Wii control they found
For when they shoved it up his ass, he began to walk around, aaand
Chad Warden the fanboy, was as ABAP as can be
But the -blam!-es say, that he was mad -blam!-, and talked -blam!- on PS3


Posted by: ferrrari
Im back, AS A KROGAN PUREBLOOD.

I will tone down a bit on the trolling...
This is better than your other one. And thanks for toning it down.

[Edited on 03.02.2011 2:42 PM PST]

  • 03.02.2011 2:41 PM PDT

From the moment Bob's birth-cord was cut, every girl's hymen has belonged to him.

There must have been a dildo in that Wii control they found
For when they shoved it up his ass, he began to walk around, aaand
Chad Warden the fanboy, was as ABAP as can be
But the -blam!-es say, that he was mad -blam!-, and talked -blam!- on PS3

So.... you come here often?

  • 03.02.2011 2:59 PM PDT

I am alpha, i am omega.

I am the last of the primes.


Posted by: bobismymom
So.... you come here often?

I come here to troll, i must maintain the balance....

  • 03.02.2011 3:01 PM PDT

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Posted by: ferrrari

Posted by: bobismymom
So.... you come here often?

I come here to troll, i must maintain the balance....

You troll on this thread, but you like the show.

  • 03.02.2011 3:05 PM PDT

From the moment Bob's birth-cord was cut, every girl's hymen has belonged to him.

There must have been a dildo in that Wii control they found
For when they shoved it up his ass, he began to walk around, aaand
Chad Warden the fanboy, was as ABAP as can be
But the -blam!-es say, that he was mad -blam!-, and talked -blam!- on PS3


Posted by: ferrrari

Posted by: bobismymom
So.... you come here often?

I come here to troll, i must maintain the balance....
Balance does not exist. it is all in your head. it is ALL friendship and love.

  • 03.02.2011 3:05 PM PDT

From the moment Bob's birth-cord was cut, every girl's hymen has belonged to him.

There must have been a dildo in that Wii control they found
For when they shoved it up his ass, he began to walk around, aaand
Chad Warden the fanboy, was as ABAP as can be
But the -blam!-es say, that he was mad -blam!-, and talked -blam!- on PS3


Posted by: DragonInside

Posted by: ferrrari

Posted by: bobismymom
So.... you come here often?

I come here to troll, i must maintain the balance....

You troll on this thread, but you like the show.
This too. The only reason you do is because you do not want to admit it because you feel it demasculinizes you.

  • 03.02.2011 3:06 PM PDT

Alright, apparently I missed this thread. Nuked the one I made. *facepalm*

You know, I just realized something.

Ponies have no opposable thumbs, nor do they have hands. This means that they are unable to put on clothes themselves, can't do up and attach bows, etc. Logically, this must mean that there is somebody dressing up the ponies each time they go out.

Yet we never see this hidden character. It's never explained why we don't. But I have a theory. I think that the reason that we never see this mysterious secret person is because this person has been stuck in a world where they are the only member of their species. Stuck in a world where every other living creature is a pony comprised of several shades of the same primary or secondary colour.

Imagine this. Imagine the horror of waking up, learning that you are now the only one left of your species in the universe. I think that this knowledge has driven them to madness. And in the crucible of this madness, they have developed a pony fetish.

I believe that the reason that we never see this person dressing up the ponies is because they are secretly molesting the ponies. They have realized that there will be no chance for them to find a mate, so they have turned to bestality. And the ponies do not enjoy it. They all act so happy and so peppy all the time so they can hide their pain and sadness and hide from their real feelings.

Ladies and gentlemen, the My Little Pony show is about the dangers of hidden bestality.

  • 03.02.2011 3:06 PM PDT

From the moment Bob's birth-cord was cut, every girl's hymen has belonged to him.

There must have been a dildo in that Wii control they found
For when they shoved it up his ass, he began to walk around, aaand
Chad Warden the fanboy, was as ABAP as can be
But the -blam!-es say, that he was mad -blam!-, and talked -blam!- on PS3

The guy who dresses them up is ferrari.

  • 03.02.2011 3:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
A real test of a man is if he is willing to scrape a sharpened razor up and down his junk just to please a woman.

What channel is this show on anyway?

  • 03.02.2011 3:11 PM PDT

From the moment Bob's birth-cord was cut, every girl's hymen has belonged to him.

There must have been a dildo in that Wii control they found
For when they shoved it up his ass, he began to walk around, aaand
Chad Warden the fanboy, was as ABAP as can be
But the -blam!-es say, that he was mad -blam!-, and talked -blam!- on PS3

THIS THREAD NEEDS TO QUIT DYING!

  • 03.02.2011 3:12 PM PDT

MLP Friendship is Magic group admin and founder.

-Dream as if you'll live forever... live as if you'll die today.

-He who walks with wise men will be wise, but he who walks with wolves will learn to howl.


Posted by: Sh1n1ng Wolf
What channel is this show on anyway?

I only know it's on 294 on DirecTV.

[Edited on 03.02.2011 3:15 PM PST]

  • 03.02.2011 3:14 PM PDT

From the moment Bob's birth-cord was cut, every girl's hymen has belonged to him.

There must have been a dildo in that Wii control they found
For when they shoved it up his ass, he began to walk around, aaand
Chad Warden the fanboy, was as ABAP as can be
But the -blam!-es say, that he was mad -blam!-, and talked -blam!- on PS3

Reaction to every hate post

  • 03.02.2011 3:15 PM PDT

Posted by: bobismymom
The guy who dresses them up is ferrari.
I wasn't aware cars could do bestality.

  • 03.02.2011 3:16 PM PDT

We mouth the vilest sacrament
And adhere to these tacit skirmishes
All for one day ideal and saffron-drenched
We ate each other's hearts out of serving dishes

NO! PLEASE GOD GO BACK TO 4CHAN AND STAY OFFA MY FLOOD!

  • 03.02.2011 3:17 PM PDT

From the moment Bob's birth-cord was cut, every girl's hymen has belonged to him.

There must have been a dildo in that Wii control they found
For when they shoved it up his ass, he began to walk around, aaand
Chad Warden the fanboy, was as ABAP as can be
But the -blam!-es say, that he was mad -blam!-, and talked -blam!- on PS3


Posted by: chickenlittle
Posted by: bobismymom
The guy who dresses them up is ferrari.
I wasn't aware cars could do bestality.
OF COURSE

  • 03.02.2011 3:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
A real test of a man is if he is willing to scrape a sharpened razor up and down his junk just to please a woman.


Posted by: DragonInside

Posted by: Sh1n1ng Wolf
What channel is this show on anyway?

I only know it's on 294 on DirecTV.
What's the actual channel name though?

  • 03.02.2011 3:18 PM PDT

MLP Friendship is Magic group admin and founder.

-Dream as if you'll live forever... live as if you'll die today.

-He who walks with wise men will be wise, but he who walks with wolves will learn to howl.


Posted by: chickenlittle
Posted by: bobismymom
The guy who dresses them up is ferrari.
I wasn't aware cars could do bestality.

...the more you know.

And they use magic or they put what they want to wear on their own.

  • 03.02.2011 3:19 PM PDT

From the moment Bob's birth-cord was cut, every girl's hymen has belonged to him.

There must have been a dildo in that Wii control they found
For when they shoved it up his ass, he began to walk around, aaand
Chad Warden the fanboy, was as ABAP as can be
But the -blam!-es say, that he was mad -blam!-, and talked -blam!- on PS3


Posted by: Sh1n1ng Wolf

Posted by: DragonInside

Posted by: Sh1n1ng Wolf
What channel is this show on anyway?

I only know it's on 294 on DirecTV.
What's the actual channel name though?
The Hub

  • 03.02.2011 3:19 PM PDT

MLP Friendship is Magic group admin and founder.

-Dream as if you'll live forever... live as if you'll die today.

-He who walks with wise men will be wise, but he who walks with wolves will learn to howl.

^You beat me to it!

[Edited on 03.02.2011 3:21 PM PST]

  • 03.02.2011 3:20 PM PDT

From the moment Bob's birth-cord was cut, every girl's hymen has belonged to him.

There must have been a dildo in that Wii control they found
For when they shoved it up his ass, he began to walk around, aaand
Chad Warden the fanboy, was as ABAP as can be
But the -blam!-es say, that he was mad -blam!-, and talked -blam!- on PS3

I wish this thread would stop dying.

  • 03.02.2011 3:25 PM PDT

I am alpha, i am omega.

I am the last of the primes.


Posted by: DragonInside

Posted by: ferrrari

Posted by: bobismymom
So.... you come here often?

I come here to troll, i must maintain the balance....

You troll on this thread, but you like the show.


nononono. I only like digimon or pokemon....

Pony's suck ass to the extreme...
Metalgreymon ftw....

  • 03.02.2011 3:36 PM PDT

From the moment Bob's birth-cord was cut, every girl's hymen has belonged to him.

There must have been a dildo in that Wii control they found
For when they shoved it up his ass, he began to walk around, aaand
Chad Warden the fanboy, was as ABAP as can be
But the -blam!-es say, that he was mad -blam!-, and talked -blam!- on PS3

Stop. You know you like them. GIVE IT UP! You revealed it many times, and still insist they "Suck ass". How to you suck an ass anyway?

  • 03.02.2011 3:40 PM PDT

From the moment Bob's birth-cord was cut, every girl's hymen has belonged to him.

There must have been a dildo in that Wii control they found
For when they shoved it up his ass, he began to walk around, aaand
Chad Warden the fanboy, was as ABAP as can be
But the -blam!-es say, that he was mad -blam!-, and talked -blam!- on PS3

DAMN THIS THREAD IS A SINKER

  • 03.02.2011 3:44 PM PDT
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  • 03.02.2011 3:46 PM PDT