- chickenlittle
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Alright, apparently I missed this thread. Nuked the one I made. *facepalm*
You know, I just realized something.
Ponies have no opposable thumbs, nor do they have hands. This means that they are unable to put on clothes themselves, can't do up and attach bows, etc. Logically, this must mean that there is somebody dressing up the ponies each time they go out.
Yet we never see this hidden character. It's never explained why we don't. But I have a theory. I think that the reason that we never see this mysterious secret person is because this person has been stuck in a world where they are the only member of their species. Stuck in a world where every other living creature is a pony comprised of several shades of the same primary or secondary colour.
Imagine this. Imagine the horror of waking up, learning that you are now the only one left of your species in the universe. I think that this knowledge has driven them to madness. And in the crucible of this madness, they have developed a pony fetish.
I believe that the reason that we never see this person dressing up the ponies is because they are secretly molesting the ponies. They have realized that there will be no chance for them to find a mate, so they have turned to bestality. And the ponies do not enjoy it. They all act so happy and so peppy all the time so they can hide their pain and sadness and hide from their real feelings.
Ladies and gentlemen, the My Little Pony show is about the dangers of hidden bestality.