- Newnab
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- Elder Legendary Member
Well. I figure I might aswell try and put the FUN back into Septagon.... Septafungon or something.
This may get moved to the flood or somewhere... But I really hope it doesnt. This thread is about the community coming together. Heck, from what I've been hearing this forum needs some action of that kind. Yes, it's extremely silly. But I dont think that should matter!
This thread you can post skits in. The rules? The skits characters must be people from the COMMUNITY (Try not to be too mean to them in your skit, this is all in good fun) and it has to be a little bit silly. Its not like a fan fic. Its comedy.
(BTW... Its half past 1 in the morning here. Go easy on me. =))
The Septagonians: Revival.
So there they sat, basking in the glorious memories of the old soffish chat. Newnab, Motel, GTDM and a few others.
Nab: Y'know what would be cool?
Motel: If goats had udders on their foreheads?
Nab: HELL YEAH!... but I mean something else. If we could revive the Septagon.
GTDM: Prophecy and Bungie lore dictate that we must all complete a dangerous task in order to be able to revive the Septagon...
Nab: Why?
The great pretender: Because else this skit would be really boring and have no room for jokes.
Nab: I see.... How come you two know so much about this anyway?
Motel: Yeah.. I mean, if you're going to know stuff.. Why not know it about Goats?
Nab:.... WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND GOATS?
TGP: I have to admit... Goats can be quite majestic.. But, back on topic. I know so much because Im a moderator. And I TOLD GTDM earlier while he was eating.... An Apple
Nab: .... Wow........
GTDM: Amazing that the moderators instantly know that much huh?
Nab: No. I just like apples.
TGP: Are you going to complete the dangerous tasks or not?
Nab: Sure. They can't be THAT dangerous.
*cut to nab on a tightrop above a volcano*
Nab: Craptastic. *wobbles* How're you getting on with your task, GTDM?
GTDM: I cant do it!!! Its too hard!!! *sobs* I could drown! You got the easy task. Why do I have to jump into a 5 foot deep pool?
Nab: Could be worse. You HAVE got waterwings at least
GTDM: These don't help at ALL!
Meanwhile...
TGP: You first.
Motel: No, YOU first. Im reading Goats fortnightly. Its a brilliant issue.
TGP: Ooh. If we survive these tasks, can I borrow it?
Motel: PFF! Can you afford it?..
TGP:.... No.. =(
Motel: Just get on with the task. How hard can it BE to comb your hair!?
TGP: Hey man.. You never know WHATS in there...
Motel: True.
TGP: Could even be a goat.
Motel: You think a goat would hang out in a place like that?
TGP: Whats YOUR task anyway?
Motel: To buy christmas presents...
TGP: That sounds easy..
Motel: ...For everyone who wants an Xbox 360 for christmas..
TGP: HOT DAMN! These trials are TOO hard! Is the Septagon even worth it?
Motel: YEAH! Hey Newnab! We give up!
GTDM: Me too. *runs away crying*
*Newnab dangling by his little finger on the tightrope as the Volcano starts to rumble and sighs*
Nab: Fine.. Just get me down and we'll go home.
*Cricket noise*
Nab: ... Guys?... Guys!? Oh.... Blammedy blammedy blam blam Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghm!
*tumbles off into the darkness*
The Next day...
Motel: Did you know, a goats top speed is 50mph?
Nab, in full body bandages: You dont say. *sighs*
TGP: Cheer up Nab
GTDM: Yeah, we did our best!
Nab: I know you did... But I still wish we could revive the Septagon!
At that moment, a goat kicked down the door and spoke
Goat: Fear not, humans!
Motel: Is that the best plot twist you could come up with? That was obvious.
Nab: Dude. Your spoiling the moment. Grr. Fine.
At that moment, a PURPLE goat kicked down the door and spoke
PURPLE goat: Fear not, simple puny humans!
Motel: Meh. Better.
Nab: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?
At that moment, a PURPLE GOAT COMMANDED BY A HORDE OF SCREAMING MEERKATS kicked down the door and spoke!
Goat and meerkats in unison: Bow before us for we have saved the day!
Motel: Classy.
Nab: Thanks! =)
Meerkat: *Ahem* We have saved the day. We have completed your dangerous trials. The Septagon will return to its former glory. If its the last thing we do!
Nab: Wow. Goats truly are amazing. but the story doesnt end here. Oh no.
TGP: With just some decent posts every day, you TOO can help us and the purple goat restore the septagon to its former glory. No more kids wanting to become mods or whatever. Quality discussion! The good old fashioned Bungie way!
*All the cast give a toothy grin, and Nabs teeth fall out.*
Nab: Feh Ehnd!