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Posted by: senorhalo
Newnab: I hear of this place...
Pimp: Yes...?
Newnab: An evil place...
senor: Zanzibar?
Newnab: The location is unknown, but I have heard of it.
Pimp: and what happens at this evil place?
Newnab: The evilest evil thing to ever happen in the last 7 days!
senor: ZOMG 7!!!!
Newnab: Yes, quite.
Newnab: But back on subject, This Place Puts...Kittens...In.....BLENDERS!!!!
senor: That's not Taht bad.
Newnab: I'm not finished. The blenders....Their on....
Pimp: No!!
Newnab: Yes. Frapee!!!
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Darth Vader: Hey! That was my line!
Everyone: Oh, sorry.
Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Everyone: Nice job.
DV: Thanks.
senor: Well, what are we going to do about this Place?
Newnab: Lets just say I know a guy. Who knows a guy. Who knows a guy.
Pimp: WHO WORKS FOR BUNGIE AND TOLD YOU ABOUT HALO 3?!?!?!?!
Newnab: No. And let me finish.
Newnab: Who knows a guy. Who knows a guy.
*7 hours later*
Newnab: who knows a guy.
senor: GASP!
Pimp: Um, Why'd you just say gasp?
senor: I dont know.
Newnab: Okay.
Newnab:He told me, that its in Zanzibar.
senor: I was right!
Newnab: Sort of.
Pimp: huh?
Newnab: It's in the old spam factory.
senor: Oh, so since that is right in the middle of all the forums, I was technically 1/12th right.
Newnab: Correct.
*loooong journey*
Newnab: Well, we're here.
Pimp: This place doesnt look dead at all....
senor: That's what scares me...


TO BE CONTINUED.


CONTINUATION

Pimp: That's what scares me...
Pimp: Damnit! I was going to say that!
senor: heheh
Newnab: Shh!
Pimp: Why?
Newnab: I thought....nevermind..
senor: good idea! Make the skit more tense!
Newnab: Well, lets go inside.
Pimp: But we're on the underground side..
senor: What, you want to barge in there and ask them to stop?
Pimp: Uh.. That wouldn't work, right?
senor: Let's try! You go in first!
Pimp: stfu.
*Newnab Kicks door open*
*stench of rotten sandals fills air*
Pimp: Um, that smells gross.
Newnab: Oh, sorry.
*newnab sprays Old man Staten's de-rotten sandalizer*
Pimp: Thanks.
senor: Are you two coming?
Newnab: Uh, senor? We're already in here.
senor: Oh. Nevermind then.
*Newnab, Pimp and senor search through what seems to be miles of old spam*
*They finnally come to a small crack in a wall- with light pouring through*
Newnab: I think thats our place.
senor: Duh.
*Pimp kicks wall down* *senor, newnab & Pimp are exposed to thousands of kitten-blending lawyers*
senor: Uhhh.. Hi!
Lawyers: Hi.
*our three heros walk through all the silent lawyers, only to turn around, and see they are all pointing grunt-semen shooters at them*
Pimp: Heh..
*SPLOOSPCH*
*the three wake up in a dark office*
Newnab: Good job, Pimp.
Pimp: Thanks! Oh.. Wait..
*awkward silence is broken by deep booming voice*
DBV: SO, YOU WANTED TO STOP THE KITTEN-BLENDING FACTORY? HAH!
senor: Show yourself! Or be smashed by a microscopic rusty plastic spoon!
DBV: Ohh I'm SOOOOO Scared!
*DBV is spooned*
DBV: OW! I'm surprised that hurt.
senor: Me too.
Pimp: Show yourself!
DBV: Fine, but only since your all dead anyways.
* A large chocolate trout steps out*
Trout: HAH!
Newnab: Guys, we got pwnt by a trout..
Trout: Racist!
*Trout pops*
Trout: Crap.
*a human-shaped creature steps out of trout*
???: Well, you caught me. Now you will die!
Pimp: TROUT!?!? TROUT!? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Darth Vader: Nevermind. :\
Newnab: Sorry Darth, he's nervous.
Newnab: Wait.. GIPETTO?
Gipetto: Damnit Newnab!
senor: Haha! Gipetto! Psh.
Gipetto: HEY! WORDS DO HURT.
Gipetto: Now, My plan was to blend all these kittens, turn them into kitten ice cream, tell PETA activists it was soy ice cream, then tell them, after they ate it, THAT IT WAS KITTEN ICE CREAM!!!
Newnab: O Rly?
Gipetto: YA! RLY!
senor: NO WA!!!
Pimp: Hey, there arent any more.
Gipetto: Oh, sorry. Have some ice cream.
Pimp: Thanks!
*Pimp loves his ice cream and eats all of it*
Gipetto: Haha! You ate kitten ice cream!
Pimp: Damn. Kittens taste good.
*Pimp goes crazy and breaks loose, screaming about kittens, and running into walls*
Newnab: Huh. I get your plan.
Gipetto: Yah.
*Gipetto implodes*
Gipetto: Poo.
*All of a sudden everything is quiet. And Newnab smells that smell from before*
Newnab: Ive smelled that before.
senor: Yeah. We just heard.
*A somewhat unusual voice...voices*
Voice: Well, I saved you again, Newnab.
Newnab: Wait.. Disembodied soul?
DS: Yes, 'tis me.
senor: Hi.
DS: &^_@$@*_(&#RG#)*)
senor: heh.
DS: That wasnt the master behind the plan. Not even close. We need to go somewhere worse..FAR worse to get him.
Newnab: You dont mean...
DS: Yes. NEW MOMBASA..!
*naked ladies scream*
Newnab: Oh, naked ladies.
senor: Yeah, I wanted to kick it up a notch.
Emril: BAM! BAM! BAM!!
senor:Now who the hell let you out?!
Emril: BAM!
senor: god damnit.
*DS unties everyone and injects a rambling pimp with something*
Pimp: kettens....everywhere..
DS: Yes. Kittens.
Newnab: Now let's go find out why someone is really blending kittens.
Everyone: OK!
* They all cross street* *All are hit by giant rolling mullet*
*muffled screams*
Pimp: Hey! I survived! Ha!
*BAM* *Pimps head gets penetrated*
Emril: BAM! HEADSHOT n00B!!


The moral of the story is to look both ways before crossing the street.


  • 12.19.2005 10:44 PM PDT
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Only the paranoid will survive!

The incorperation of Emril was the work of a genius. A true literary masterpiece. This will inspire generations to come.

  • 12.19.2005 11:05 PM PDT
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LOL I like the skits guys. Here's a short'un. (reused joke from a skit long lost to the databases of old)

TGP: Listen up guys.. Im sorry... We're all about to blow up.
Nab:.....
GTDM:......
Pimp:.....
Senor:....
A nearby Rhino:.....
TGP: That means we're all going to DIE!
GTDM: CRIMINEYS!
Pimp: EGADS!
Senor: Oh me oh my!
Rhino: I'm too young to die! And I just payed the rent for another year on my apartment..! =(
Nab: DEAR GOD!!!.... I am writing to inform you about a certain "Bacon in the Lingerie" incicident which I think you'll find rules out the possibility of AlexZander ever gaining entry to heaven, furthermor-.. Wait.. What? Death!? OH NO!
TGP: Tis a sad day.
Patrick: And I never even found out my purpose in life.
Senor: Who the hell are you anyway, Patrick?
Patrick: No one.
Senor: Well, I'll endeavour to make your last moments epically fantastic so that you can die happy. That is my quest.
Nab: Ehem.. Senor? *points to Patrick roasting on a barbeque*
Senor: Nooooooo! Who left the barbeque stuff out again?
GTDM:..... I only wanted a sausage... *breaks down in tears, rolling in guilt*
TGP: Aren't any of you wondering WHY we're about to blow up?
Godsprophet: No. Its obvious. Yoozel has been drinking a lot and now hes playing with matches over there.
Nab: Is that all? I can sort that out with a little skit adaption.

*GTDM rolls into a steamroller, jolting it and turning it on, it goes full speed at Yoozel and turns him into a smear on the floor. The gang all get ice skates on and go Yoozel skating. The end*

Nab: Sorted. =)

  • 12.20.2005 4:27 AM PDT

Shweetness!
I like it. 'Twas funny.
I'm glad I got to go Yoozel skating!
Maybe next time We'll go Frankie-boarding.

  • 12.20.2005 7:25 AM PDT
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Only the paranoid will survive!

I feel bad for Yoozel. He didn't get to skate. He was the skatee and we were the skaters. Great skit though!

  • 12.20.2005 7:31 AM PDT
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I came bearing bad news and no one listened. :(

-TGP-

[Edited on 12/20/2005]

  • 12.20.2005 7:34 AM PDT
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Heh. Goats.

  • 12.20.2005 7:52 AM PDT
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Ooh! Look what I found!

In here are some of my old skits! Including.. MY FIRST ONE EVAR!

http://bungie.net/fanclub/645/Resources/MultipleEntryDisplay. aspx?db=ArticleListingDisplay

  • 12.20.2005 8:20 AM PDT

Lazy, lazy Newnab.
Link fixed?


[Edited on 12/20/2005]

  • 12.20.2005 1:20 PM PDT
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OMG! old skits!!!!!! Man i missed the halo survivor skits, best ones ever.

  • 12.20.2005 4:36 PM PDT
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JAF!!!! Come visit in MOAP chat! Seriously! =P

  • 12.20.2005 4:43 PM PDT
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This Skit Is A Joke, as Mr Ives might say. :P

Newnab: ... And that's the story of how I stole your face.
TGP: OK, now will you give it back, or are you just going to run around singing "I'm a monkey king! I'm a monkey king!" over and over?
Newnab: I think I'll do both simultaneously, if you don't mind.
* Newnab returns TGP's face
Newnab: I'm a monkey king! I'm a monkey king!
Motel: Are you done yet?
Newnab: I think so.
Motel: Good.
TGP: Shut up Reigi.
Motel: For the nth time, I am not Reigi, for -blam!-'s sake.
TPG: Sure Reigi.
Motel: Look, when are you ever going to stop going on about Reigi?
TGP: Probably never.
Motel: Did you love him?
TGP: Shut up.
Motel: Did you kiss him?
* TGP sulks.

Meantime, in #nabsgreatnes...
Kritz: Muahahahahaaa! I am the evil overlord of death-bringing! Soon my domination of this interweb thingy will be complete! All will perish in a fiery apocalypse of doom!
Nakki: Sorry, what did you say? I wasn't listening.
Kritz: Um, nothing.
Nakki: You sure? You seemed pretty worked up about something.
Kritz: I'm sure.
Nakki: OK, as long as it wasn't about me. Or about the utter destruction of all the people connected to the internet.
* Kritz looks around nervously.
Nakki: Well, I could just look in the chatlog I always keep.
Kritz: Oh, no, ha ha, you don't need to do that. Don't waste your time! I was speaking French... or something resembling French.
Nakki: No, it's no bother, I just need to click over here, see?
* Nakki begins to demonstrate
* Kritz disseminates Nakki

INTERVAL

ACT Q

Coke: Hey, I sure hope we aren't all obliterated in a fiery apocalypse of death.
* Everyone is obliterated in a fiery apocalypse of death
Coke: Shucks.
Motel: Well, where are we now?
Nab: Looks like we're in Hell.
Motel: Hell? Aw, man, I knew I shouldn't have had cornflakes this morning.
Nab: Why's that?
Motel: Don't you know? Cornflakes are bad luck! They lead to pure, liquid evil!
Nab: How about Special K?
Motel: Aaaahh! He said the Forbidden Name!
* Motel begins sobbing
Satan: Quiet fools!
* Motel diminishes to a mild whimpering, as the others begin cowering.
Satan: Coke, Newnab, Motel, and TGP! You are sentenced to an eternity of punishment, for heinous crimes.
TGP: What crimes?
Satan: You falsely accused Motel of being Reigi. And you, Coke, you're grumpy ALL THE TIME. Lighten up fella. Motel, you ate a whole bowl of cornflakes, and Newnab, not only did you start this whole goddamn skit thing, you also have terrible hair.
Newnab: What? What about TGP's hair?
Satan: I love TGP's hair. Can I touch it by the way?
TGP: Get lost, creepy crust. Just because your head is like a kind of orange ballbag.
Satan: Silence! Now prepare to die!
Motel: Aren't we already dead?
Satan: Yes, well, it hurts more the second time.
Kritz: Stop!
Coke: stfu.
* Coke is hurled into the abyss of eternal death and pain and nothingness and death.
Satan: Who are you, and why are you here?
Kritz: I have come to finish my plan to dominate the entire internet. Soon all that will remain will be crappy blogs with only two posts.
* Kritz throws bags over everybody's heads.
Everybody: I can't see anything!

There is a loud squishing noise.

Motel: Noooo! What happened to my internet?
TGP: Your face happened, that's what, Reigi.
* Motel steals TGP's face.
Motel: I'm a monkey king! I'm a monkey king! I'm a monkey king....

  • 12.21.2005 2:19 AM PDT
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wat part of ireland r u from

  • 12.21.2005 4:34 AM PDT
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directed too irishgrimreaper

  • 12.21.2005 4:35 AM PDT
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Haha. I love it Thirdlast. =)

  • 12.21.2005 4:36 AM PDT
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The War of "no u"

SSgtSniper: No U
Psyched: no u
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: no u
rombo: no u
Psyched: no u
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: no u
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: no u
Psyched: no u
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: no u
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: no u
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: no u
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: no u
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: no u
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: no u
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: no u
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: LOL
Coke: no u
Lt_Devon: Shut the -blam!- up.
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: no u
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: no u
Coke: no u
Lt_Devon: Seriously.
SSgtSniper: no u
Coke: no u
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: no u
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: no u
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: nbo u
Lt_Devon: You're both morons.
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: fska;lhfasd
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: no u
Coke: no u
Nakki: NOT AGAIN!
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: boing fwop!
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: no u
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: no u
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: no u
Lt_Devon: Jesus Christ, will someone ban them?
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: no u
Coke: no u
Psyched: no u
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: no u

  • 12.21.2005 5:09 AM PDT
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.. Uh.. Thats... Genius? =P

  • 12.21.2005 5:13 AM PDT
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Hm, seems like a normal person to me.

  • 12.21.2005 5:14 AM PDT

-Quaere verum.

Got a report? Use the report tool or send a pm.
Chairleg Productions presents: 'Console Wars' and 'Games as Art?' (also on Halo Waypoint).

.......Psyched, you've excelled yourself.

  • 12.21.2005 5:15 AM PDT
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Only the paranoid will survive!

Psyched- the acting was perfect. I really felt like I was right there!

  • 12.21.2005 8:14 AM PDT
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here's one:

newnab: Yo all of you!
newnab: i said yo!
jaf:
TGP:
Psyched:
newnab: hello...
newnab: so you're all playing silent bob huh?
newnab: Cool, i'll join.
newnab:
everybody:

END!

  • 12.21.2005 9:08 AM PDT

-Quaere verum.

Got a report? Use the report tool or send a pm.
Chairleg Productions presents: 'Console Wars' and 'Games as Art?' (also on Halo Waypoint).

lol. Like it JAF. meh, whilst i'm here:

Recon Number54: Hmm..i wonder..how do we make the bungie.net forums a better place?..
Impurity: We could like..ban everyone!
Recon Number54: Nah, we'd be flamed into oblivion.
*A minute passes*
Impurity: Hm...! I've got it! get this right?...we..ban everyone!
Recon Number54: Uh..didn't you just suggest that a minute ago?
Impurity: Yeah... but i just can't stop dreaming about it.
*time passes*
Recon Number54: We could always put Frankie in charge and see what happens..
Impurity: Gahahahaha! You kidding?! People would be forced to wear monkey suits every time they signed in and then he'd make them feed the goat wielding meerkats!
Recon Number54 is bemused
Recon Number54: Fine. We've got to think of something before Achronos gets back though...
*An hour passes*
Recon Number54: ! I've got it! Are you pondering what i'm pondering?
Impurity: ?
*time passes. Impurity shouts from the next room. Recon Number54 is still sitting in the first room*
Impurity: Dude! This is Not what I was pondering!
Impurity steps into the room wearing a pink top and a tiara
Impurity: -_- Why on Earth do you think dressing up and pretending to be Alta is a good idea?!

[Edited on 12/21/2005]

  • 12.21.2005 10:45 AM PDT
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Posted by: Psyched
The War of "no u"

SSgtSniper: No U
Psyched: no u
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: no u
rombo: no u
Psyched: no u
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: no u
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: no u
Psyched: no u
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: no u
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: no u
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: no u
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: no u
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: no u
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: no u
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: no u
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: LOL
Coke: no u
Lt_Devon: Shut the -blam!- up.
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: no u
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: no u
Coke: no u
Lt_Devon: Seriously.
SSgtSniper: no u
Coke: no u
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: no u
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: no u
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: nbo u
Lt_Devon: You're both morons.
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: fska;lhfasd
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: no u
Coke: no u
Nakki: NOT AGAIN!
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: boing fwop!
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: no u
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: no u
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: no u
Lt_Devon: Jesus Christ, will someone ban them?
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: no u
Coke: no u
Psyched: no u
Coke: no u
SSgtSniper: no u

That is definitely a true story.

  • 12.21.2005 11:00 AM PDT
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"Whatever exists, whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent. These anonymous creatures may seem little or nothing in the world. Yet the smallest crumb can devour us. Any smallest thing beneath yon rock out of men's knowing. Only nature can enslave man and only when the existence of each last entity is routed out and made to stand naked before him will he be properly suzerain of the earth."

A ship, stranded near Zanzibar. Three members of Bungie.net, Nakki, Snowmanaxt, and Mabian, are left in the fiery forum of dooom...doomy doom to be exact.

Nakki: Where are we?
Snow: From the looks of the narration, we are in the fiery forum of doomy doom.
Nakki: The Underground?
Mabian: No, the other one.
Nakki: Zanzibar?
Mabian: Exactly.
Snow: Why Zanzibar?
Mabian: Because it wouldn't be much of a story if we got stranded on a tropical paradise.
Nakki: Why not?
Mabian: Because then it would simply be a story of us sitting on the beach and drinking.
Snow: And that is bad because...
Mabian: We wouldn't have an adventure. By the way, you guys grabbed the food, right?
Snow: I have an apple.
Mabian: An apple! That's it!
Snow: Well, I got nervous. So now I simply have an apple core.
Nakki: I have my harmonica.
Mabian: Is it edible?
Nakki: No.
Mabian: So, you had time to hold on to your harmonica, but you didn't have time to grab some food.
Nakki: Thinks for a moment. Yes.
Mabian strikes Nakki across the back of his head.
Nakki: Continue such acts, fool, and I shall devour your pitiful soul.
Snow: Did you just hear that?
Mabian: Sometimes I don't pay attention to Nakki. It makes things easier.
Nakki: You will listen to me when I rain fire upon your meager frame.
Mabian: What's that Nakki? I'm trying to ignore you.

The group moves on...

Nab: Wait! What about me?
TGP: Don't I get to be in the story?
Motel: I want a goat.
Mabian: You guys only get to have a short cameo.
Nab: Why?
Mabian: Because this is a story about me, Nakki, and Snow.
TGP: If you don't write me into the story, I'll blacklist you.
Mabian: You can't do that. I'm in control.
TGP: Oh yeah! Blacklistinationzrozrorz!
Mabian: Told you. Now, if you guys don't mind, your cameo is over.
Motel: But I only had one line.
Mabian: Which is why I wrote in that complaint. Now take your goat with you.

The group, without Newnab, TGP, Motel, and the rainbow goat, moves on to a large furnace. Next to it stands several children.

Mabian: What are you doing?
Children: We throw each idea that comes into Zanzibar into the flames.
Snow: Even the good ones?
Children: Only if they are really good do we spare them.
Nakki: Why do you do this?
Children: Because we like to.
Snow: You should be punished.
Children: Who's going to punish us?
Child 1: Yeah, beat it n00bs!
Out of nowhere comes Recon Number54, on glowing white wings. He drops in low, the Banhammer ready.
Children: Scatter! Hide!
The Banhammer strikes Child 1. He disappears in a cloud of smoke.
Recon: Use of the n-word is not allowed.
Mabian: Thanks Recon!
Recon flies away.
Nakki: How come Recon looks like a warrior angel, but TGP is a normal human?
Mabian: Because it's so easy to make fun of TGP. Just look at his hair.
Snow: He's got a point.
Mabian: What do we do about this furnace?
Snow: Should we turn it off?
Nakki: It's so warm...
Mabian: Let's turn it off.
Nakki: Why?
Mabian: Because this is my story, and I feel like making you suffer. For instance, I will now take your harmonica.
Nakki: NOOOOOO! I shall rip out your heart and feast upon it, then I shall vomit it out upon your dead body!
Mabian: That's pretty gross.
Nakki: Do you want me to go on? I can make it worse.
Snow: Nah.
Nakki: Awww, come on. I like doing this.
Mabian: Do you want me to write you out of this?
Nakki: Alright, I'll be good.
Mabian: That's better.

The group...

Nab: We're back. And we aren't leaving.
TGP: I brought dmbfan with me as well.
Mabian: Hey dmb.
Fan: Hey.
Mabian: You don't mind if I send you back on to moderating, do you?
Fan: Not really.
Mabian: Good. In that case, I'm going on with my story.
Motel: But I didn't get a line!

The group moves deeper into Zanzibar. The temperature rises...a lot. I mean, it's like 110 degrees! Can you imagine that!

Mabian: It's hot.
Snow: Yeah, we know. You just complained about it in the narration.
Mabian: Because it is. It's 110 degrees.
Snow: Why don't you just drop the temperature? It's your story.
Mabian: Because everyone knows that Zanzibar is a forum that has a lot of flames in it. It has to be hot.
Snow: Meh.
Mabian: You know, Ares will kill you if he hears you say that.
Nakki: Who's Ares?
Mabian: Never mind.
Ares: I'm Ares.
Snow: We can see that.
Ares: And now, Snow, you will die for taking my catch phrase!
Snow: Meh.
Ares: And now I will kill you twice.
Mabian: Not now.
Ares: But...
Mabian: Later.
Ares disappears.
Mabian: Where were we?
Snow: I believe we were walking deeper into Zanzibar.
Nakki: Can I have more than one line?
Mabian: No.
Nakki: Why not?
Mabian: Never mind.

The group continues to move along.

Snow: How much further do we have to go?
Nakki: Why are we here?
Mabian: We have to find a link to the Septagon.
Snow: Can we just take that arrow?
Mabian: For all we know it could send us to the Underground.
Nakki: Not the Underground!
Snow: Why don't you just make it send us to the Septagon?
Mabian: Because this is my story, and I will do as I wish.

The group finds some more children.

Child 1: waht ar u dong heer
Mabian: AGGGH! Bad grammar! Bad spelling!
Nakki: What's up with him?
Snow: Have you ever seen anyone go crazy and kill people over spelling and grammar?
Nakki: No.
Snow: Do you want to find out?
Nakki: Not really.
Child 2: l3347 i7 l\l00l35!
Mabian: AAAAGGGGHHH!
Nab: We aren't leaving this time!
TGP: I'm going to ban you from this forum. You'll learn to never mess with me.
Motel: Goats!
Snow: I'm outta here.
Nakki: Me too.
Snow and Nakki walk off.
Mabian: AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

Later...

Snow: And that's why Shakespeare was so awesome.
Nakki: Oh, I see now.
Mabian: Hey guys.
Snow and Nakki: Hey.
Child: I'll flame you to Zanzibar you n00bs!
Mabian: We're in Zanzibar. Where did you come from?
Child: I made a second account.
dmbfan swoops down.
Child: NOOO!
The child disappears in a puff of smoke.
Mabian: Thanks dmb!
Fan: Thanks for giving me another cameo!
Nakki: How come you're nice to him, but not me.
Mabian: Because you're so easy to push around.
Snow: So what happened? Where are the others?
Nab: We're angels now. Well, except for TGP.
TGP: Yeah. Satan really likes my hair.
Motel: I have achieved my life's goal! I am now a goat! Look! I have horns!
Mabian: Yeeeaaah. When I went crazy, I accidentally killed them as well. At least Motel is happy.
Snow: Well, shall we go?
Mabian: What's the point. We're lost.
Nakki: Hand me my harmonica.
Mabian hands Nakki the harmonica. Nakki plays a tune on it.
Mabian: Where are we?
Nakki: The Septagon.
Snow: Why didn't you just take us here earlier?
Nakki: No one asked me to.
TGP: So is this the end of the story?
Mabian: Almost. I just have to finish it, then write up the meaning of the story.
(Yoozel walks up to the group, a bottle of whiskey in his hand.)
Snow: Why Yoozel?
Mabian: Because Nab said I should sneak in a drunken Yoozel joke.
Nab: I did.
Yoozel: This is my only line.
Everyone: Boooooooo!
Yoozel: But it's my only line!

The end

The moral:

Monty Python jokes are really funny.

Snow: What kind of a moral is that? What kind of ending is this?
Mabian: A funny one.
Ares kills Snowmanaxt twice.
Ares: I told you not to say "Meh"!

[Edited on 12/21/2005]

  • 12.21.2005 11:48 AM PDT

Good job, everyone!
I liked them. I need some motivation for my next skit, though.
hmmm

  • 12.21.2005 8:00 PM PDT

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