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Subject: Wait...Miranda Keyes is Halsey's daughter? WHAT?!?

If you can read this, that means I'm not a Shaolin monk...

yet.


Posted by: MegaMuffin16
Posted by: CTN 0452 9
Posted by: MegaMuffin16
You see when Halsey was traversing the galaxy stealing children for the Spartan Project, her and Keyes got it on.

Well what else were they supposed to do while they were all alone in the middle of outer space. I seriously doubt that they could come post on B.net in the middle of slipspace...
If only you had coup... oh the irony

+Kazillion

  • 02.22.2011 11:29 PM PDT

So who else might've known?

Johnson, since he was so close to Miranda?

  • 02.23.2011 10:17 AM PDT
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"A life lived for others is the only life worth living" - Albert Einstein

"I have your RCON right here." - Iggwilv

"Always my pleasure to be lazy." - InvasionImminent

How? Captain Keyes is a smooth talker, that's how.

  • 02.23.2011 10:25 AM PDT

this is crazy....i read the book and didnt catch it, the only thing i got is cortana modeled herself after Dr. Halsey and Miranda Keyes...i didnt know they were all related

  • 02.23.2011 10:43 AM PDT

Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

I didn't read the Books and I know that.

  • 02.23.2011 11:28 AM PDT

I am the 21st century Jim Jones

Keyes got it in.

  • 02.23.2011 11:42 AM PDT

the comeback kid

when I found out miranda was the daughter of halsey, I was like OH.MY.GOD. But then it made sense. before I heard that I thought miranda's mom died or something...
but now the chief has something to tell halsey, "Doctor Halsey, I have something to tell you"....10 minutes later, john's balls are kicked(not really, he has balls of steel from the spartan augmentations, but then she'd be pissed and try to bottle up the feelings) and cries for six hours of gameplay

[Edited on 02.23.2011 2:12 PM PST]

  • 02.23.2011 2:10 PM PDT

http://www.halo-forum.com

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Posted by: switch 104 sv
Posted by: jakal_27
B. Does that mean the Rookie and Noble 6 are "buddies"

Where did you get that from?

I think it'd be funny if you saw Noble 6 and The Rookie in a cutscene. And they walk over to each other and fist pump, but they don't say a word.

That would be quite funny!

  • 02.23.2011 3:29 PM PDT

@accordingto343

Your one stop shop for all of 343's fabulous errors and ridiculous notions in the Halo lore.

Posted by: SEAL Sniper 9

Posted by: switch 104 sv
Posted by: jakal_27
B. Does that mean the Rookie and Noble 6 are "buddies"

Where did you get that from?

I think it'd be funny if you saw Noble 6 and The Rookie in a cutscene. And they walk over to each other and fist pump, but they don't say a word.

According to the Bungie Christmas Card, they be lovers.

  • 02.23.2011 3:35 PM PDT
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Gamertag: J7XD
New BNET: J7XD

Posted by: Master Penguin5
Yeah. in the journal somewhere and here too. first section under the ever horrible "to war" line.

also, I was shocked to find this out too. how is she the daughter of one of the smartest women ever?


o_0

Mind=Blown

When I got my journal, two pages of it where ripped out. Thoughts? Anyone have anything similar?

  • 02.23.2011 5:36 PM PDT

I am Godlike!

LOLWUT?????

  • 02.23.2011 6:38 PM PDT

Don't worry, you're still your mom's favorite Bnet member.

Posted by: TheGreenAlloy

Posted by: MegaMuffin16
Posted by: CTN 0452 9
Posted by: MegaMuffin16
You see when Halsey was traversing the galaxy stealing children for the Spartan Project, her and Keyes got it on.

Well what else were they supposed to do while they were all alone in the middle of outer space. I seriously doubt that they could come post on B.net in the middle of slipspace...
If only you had coup... oh the irony

+Kazillion
Quoted for great justice and lulz

  • 02.23.2011 8:01 PM PDT

In memory of those fallen in the defense of Earth and her colonies.

March 3, 2553

I thought we all knew this?

  • 02.23.2011 8:07 PM PDT

I wish the whole onyx debacle never happened and when we returned to earth in halo 3 we were greeted by fred, linda, will, kelly and eventually dr halsey.

They game imo woulda felt a lot better having characters that actually matter.

  • 02.23.2011 8:09 PM PDT
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I just play for fun. MLG can kiss my ass.


Posted by: philipnash19
it was kinda obvious when you saw her and cortana. They were too similar


They really do look alike! How did I miss that?

  • 02.24.2011 3:02 PM PDT

Posted by: switch 104 sv
Well, when a man and a woman love each other very much, they hug in a very special way and wish for a baby. Then a pelican comes and delivers the new baby and they all live happily ever after! Isn't that lovely?!

Posted by: HurriedDiscoman
Wrong

He's actually right. It's explained in Dr. Halsey's journal.

You sir, are a boss

  • 02.24.2011 3:05 PM PDT

Posted by: HeftyPredator X
Posted by: Master Penguin5
Yeah. in the journal somewhere and here too. first section under the ever horrible "to war" line.

also, I was shocked to find this out too. how is she the daughter of one of the smartest women ever?


o_0

Mind=Blown

When I got my journal, two pages of it where ripped out. Thoughts? Anyone have anything similar?


yeah same here

  • 03.02.2011 7:13 PM PDT

Spartans never die... they just revert to last checkpoint.

yep

  • 03.02.2011 9:23 PM PDT

@accordingto343

Your one stop shop for all of 343's fabulous errors and ridiculous notions in the Halo lore.

Look's like Captain Keyes showed Halsey the "Keyes Loop" has other meanings.

  • 03.02.2011 9:28 PM PDT

I'm 23, I have a house, dog, girlfriend, job and I have no interest in any fanboyism so if you're thinking about sending me a childish PM, don't be surprised when I don't call back.

Johnson isn't the only one who knows what the ladies like.

  • 03.03.2011 12:13 AM PDT

The acceptance of defeat is an invitation for its repetition.

Hawt.

Too bad she got some good ol' fashioned spiker needles to the spine.

  • 03.03.2011 6:12 AM PDT

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