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Subject: The ONI Base is the most poorly designed office building in history.

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  • 02.22.2011 10:51 PM PDT
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LOLOLOL!! Sarcasm or not, you made me laugh.

  • 02.22.2011 10:58 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
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Posted by: SouthPoIe
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Posted by: DerpRoids
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And another thing. Where is the rest of this building? I mean you get to the top floor and there's nothing there. It's like they put the ceiling 20 floors too low.

  • 02.28.2011 8:23 PM PDT

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  • 02.28.2011 8:24 PM PDT

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  • 02.28.2011 8:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

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If this thread were pizza, it would deliver.

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  • 02.28.2011 8:27 PM PDT
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I laughed so hard.

  • 02.28.2011 8:27 PM PDT

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Posted by: FallenZodiac
my coffee goes all over the place. It spills on my shirt, my pants, that memo the boss needed, my briefcase, EVERYTHING!

I mean coffee spills everywhere
This is all I got out of this post...

  • 02.28.2011 8:29 PM PDT

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I know, right?
*dear god, I cannot stop laughing*

I swear, I jumped into that stupid green lift and ended up faceplanting. There was blood everywhere. I know this girl who decided to take the air vent, too. She was wearing a skirt...

  • 02.28.2011 8:30 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

Posted by: DeltaFiveZero
I know, right?
*dear god, I cannot stop laughing*

I swear, I jumped into that stupid green lift and ended up faceplanting. There was blood everywhere. I know this girl who decided to take the air vent, too. She was wearing a skirt...

lol

  • 02.28.2011 8:31 PM PDT

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You forgot about the grenades I throw in the lifts when I hear people coming on mondays.

[Edited on 02.28.2011 8:34 PM PST]

  • 02.28.2011 8:31 PM PDT

This is extremely funny, thank you.

  • 02.28.2011 8:33 PM PDT

Ever wonder what's up there?

lol you forgot the red air vent where you get slammed to a wall at the end

  • 02.28.2011 8:34 PM PDT

=ICQB Statuz=

That's the Multiplayer version, the one in the campaign is the real one.

  • 02.28.2011 8:34 PM PDT

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Posted by: Cowgoesmoo
You forgot about the grenades I throw in the lifts when I hear people coming on mondays.


I can see that now...

*Pulls pin*
"=BLAM= MONDAYS!"
*Throws into lift*

  • 02.28.2011 8:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

Posted by: angello22
lol you forgot the red air vent where you get slammed to a wall at the end

Then coffee is all over your face.

  • 02.28.2011 8:39 PM PDT


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Posted by: FallenZodiac
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i think that part of the base was defense only


Marines will still break their legs if they miss the gravity lift. Still inconvenient and ill-designed. Say theres a hostage on the fourth floor, I got to use every goddamn lift and thing in the base instead of just sprinting to the top, or once again, USING SOME GODDAMN ELEVATORS!

Posted by: Deadlock v3
The purple lift is of covenant nature :D

Then it needs to be removed immediately from the premises.


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  • 02.28.2011 8:40 PM PDT

I bet that that big center grav lift killed more marines than the covenant. And what's with the red lift? I shouldn't have to crawl through a vent to get upstairs! Did the unsc forget how to build stairs?

  • 02.28.2011 8:42 PM PDT

Hmmm... about that red lift. Was it built to make me slam against the wall and smash my face on the ceiling?

  • 02.28.2011 8:42 PM PDT

when in doubt, shoot your way out

and what about countdown, has the exact same lift problem

  • 02.28.2011 8:43 PM PDT

"You were weak... and gods must be strong."

Look a bit more carefully in Campaign: There aren't any lifts whatsoever.

So canonically, we don't have to worry about coffee spills and a bad mishap whilst getting to the top floor..

  • 02.28.2011 8:45 PM PDT


Posted by: FallenZodiac
What a terrible building.


Did you also notice that the hospital on New Alexandria was essentially just one big FU to handicapped people? The ramps were just about the same angle as normal stair-ways and if I recall there wasn't an elevator in the place.

Though there were plenty of wheel-chairs around there, but I'm sure the staff just used them for racing.

[Edited on 02.28.2011 8:46 PM PST]

  • 02.28.2011 8:46 PM PDT


Posted by: Matu Flp Krawfe

Posted by: FallenZodiac
What a terrible building.


Did you also notice that the hospital on New Alexandria was essentially just one big FU to handicapped people? The ramps were just about the same angle as normal stair-ways and if I recall there wasn't an elevator in the place.

Though there were plenty of wheel-chairs around there, but I'm sure the staff just used them for racing.
Those chairs were Electronically powered and had brakes to slow their descents down the stairs.

[Edited on 02.28.2011 8:47 PM PST]

  • 02.28.2011 8:47 PM PDT

Killionaire

actually if you paid ANY attention to the game, the gravity lifts and the air lifts are only there in multiplayer!

go figure

  • 02.28.2011 8:48 PM PDT


Posted by: The Anti Troller
Those chairs were Electronically powered...


No they weren't.

[Edited on 02.28.2011 8:51 PM PST]

  • 02.28.2011 8:49 PM PDT