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Subject: The ONI Base is the most poorly designed office building in history.
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Jetpacks.... in the future, business men use jetpacks to *puts on sunglasses* Reach these places easier. and coffee spilling? That's preposterous, this is the future and in the future, adults have harnessed the ability to use, you guessed it sippy cups to prevent spilling failure.

  • 02.28.2011 8:50 PM PDT

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Posted by: Cowgoesmoo
You forgot about the grenades I throw in the lifts when I hear people coming on mondays.


I can see that now...

*Pulls pin*
"=BLAM= MONDAYS!"
*Throws into lift*

Haha,

YOU JUST KILLED OUR BOSS!
...
...
*Brofist*

  • 02.28.2011 8:50 PM PDT

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In the multiplayer version there are two captured covenant devices. One of them is a gravity lift. The yellow lift seems to be a human atempt to at making one. The red version seems like an early concept of one.

We only saw a few rooms in the entire research facility. Maybe one of those doors was an elevator.

  • 02.28.2011 8:55 PM PDT


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Posted by: FallenZodiac
What a terrible building.


Did you also notice that the hospital on New Alexandria was essentially just one big FU to handicapped people? The ramps were just about the same angle as normal stair-ways and if I recall there wasn't an elevator in the place.
Though there were plenty of wheel-chairs around there, but I'm sure the staff just used them for racing.
not to mention it was about 200 stories off the ground

  • 02.28.2011 9:01 PM PDT


Posted by: One Silent E
not to mention it was about 200 stories off the ground


"Hey Phil, we have a compound fracture over here."

"Sweet, let's see if he can base jump."

[Edited on 02.28.2011 9:04 PM PST]

  • 02.28.2011 9:03 PM PDT

Thank you good sir, for making my -blam!- Monday enjoyable.

  • 02.28.2011 9:04 PM PDT

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In the campaign its more practical, and mm are based off campaign maps, not the other way around, so really these air vents are for battle purposes only.

  • 02.28.2011 9:07 PM PDT


Posted by: xxFluffyN1njaxx
If they made an elevator like reflection, there would be many myterious deaths.

  • 02.28.2011 9:09 PM PDT

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Best.Post.Ever.
Epic Bread

*to co-worker*

"Hey, have you seen the boss around? I'm trying to get him to re-asses the building plans for this place because getting around is an unbearable chore an-"

*A thudding sound is accompanied by liquid splashing, shattering glass, and hyperactive cursing of one's mother*

"Ah, looks like he's arrived at the top floor. I'll go see him now."

  • 02.28.2011 9:11 PM PDT

Posted by: IrIsHmAn04
no its legit, i used coordinates, set weapon timers the works.

If the OP gets reported, I will be sad. This thread is funny and its so true.

I especially liked the part about someone holding a cup of coffee. In fact I'm still laughing.

  • 02.28.2011 9:11 PM PDT

The campaign ONI Sword Base would probably be a better choice for you.

  • 02.28.2011 9:13 PM PDT

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Posted by: Swift Drax
I just don't see the joke.

This thread was far from funny...just plain stupid IMO. I didn't even chuckle.


Then dont reply, just because you have no sense of humor does not mean you need to take everything literally

  • 02.28.2011 9:14 PM PDT

Why do all the good threads have to die?

  • 02.28.2011 9:34 PM PDT

The ramps are prob why Halsey chose to place her office in the basement.

  • 02.28.2011 9:41 PM PDT

Forge World, Crazy and Everywhere

Posting in epic thread.

  • 02.28.2011 9:44 PM PDT

I loled, but this really hurts to read.
Posted by: FallenZodiac
It's almost as worse as the yellow lift.

Please do better at english in the future.

  • 02.28.2011 9:49 PM PDT
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Clearly, this is a travesty.

That's why the Covenant won. Office inefficiency is no laughing matter.

  • 02.28.2011 10:41 PM PDT
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The 343 forums suck. They're full of retarded kids and mods who got butthurt in the B.net forums for being told that they're bad.

Even though this made me chuckle, you should be using the Campaign version of Sword Base rather than the MM one. The Campaign one had chairs and no lifts, and there was an elevator to get there.

  • 02.28.2011 10:59 PM PDT

i c u thar c' ing my signiture

Yours in _Kai_

Hahaha, this post made my morning. Maybe they just don't have elivators in there yet

  • 03.03.2011 9:49 AM PDT

What's up, bro-fist!

Posted by: Jzadek
Wanted to be master of DO NOT WANT, but in latin to show he's clever.

There´s a good reason why they´re called 'ONI spooks'

  • 03.03.2011 9:50 AM PDT

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Posted by: tsujen
Why would they be drinking coffee in 2555?


why not?

  • 03.03.2011 9:50 AM PDT

Walk by faith. Dude. Not by sight.

Awesome thread. I'd come to work more if our building was fun like ONI!

  • 03.03.2011 9:51 AM PDT



Do you even know what a facade is? It's a fake...the entire building is a fake. Ever notice how the ONLY people/corpses you find in the building and surrounding areas in campaign, are only Marines? No researchers, no civilians, no workers? That's because they were never there.

That's just my opinion though.


obviously the moment noble team saw covenant the first people off the planet where those of ONI

  • 03.03.2011 9:54 AM PDT
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Thread is awesome. So I saved it.

  • 03.03.2011 9:55 AM PDT

wheres the red lift? also i loled through this whole thread. +all my internets

  • 03.03.2011 10:05 AM PDT