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Subject: -what will happen next-

hello bro,hoes,foes and ninjas i am nate neal and im proud to say this is my last god damn account well im 14 i have a beard i have scars all over my body i have shaggy dirt blonde hair my eyes are gray my body is in mid condition im 5,5 and i weigh 155 and for those who want to add me my name is a skinny santa im proably and for those dont know me im an uncle i have 0 kids and im a wierd lil -blam!- trust me almost everyone knows me at school as the werewolf

Poll: -what will happen next-  [closed]
Dog will winn:  0%
(0 Votes)
Wolf will charge and jump over the fence:  0%
(0 Votes)
Both will jump over at the same time:  0%
(0 Votes)
John will when:  100%
(1 Votes)
Total Votes: 1

John: so all i have to do is beat you over this fence and grab cortana

Dog: yup pretty much

Wolf: you do know john this isnt going to turn out well

John: no i can beat Dog trust me

Dog: if you say so seargent

John: Rank has no meening to this race ok

Wolf: Yah John Dont bring youre two scence into things either if i were you i wouldnt be talking like that to a Captain

Dog: like i dont smart off to wolf do i wolf

Wolf: shut-up occupie yourself on the race

John: what ever lets get started

Wolf: ok 3,2,1,0 GO!!!

John: try and catch me now

Dog: ok

John: what the hell no

Dog: Bye

John: he's already at the fence what no

Dog: Yes im almost there

John: oh no you dont this will deal with you

Dog: oh -blam!- a M9 CHEATER!!!

John: haha see ya

Dog: no he's going to win

John: ollie oop oh -blam!- im caught on the fence oh damn

Dog: yes yah

-What will happen next-

  • 02.26.2011 5:24 PM PDT

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OMG! It's a dream within a dream!?! And John is Dog's father??!! "Search your feelings, you know it to be true". Say What?! Oh and apparently Wolf is actually a sheep dressed as wolf to trick wolves so sheep can take over as predatory beings? Weird.... Anywho the basic point is that no matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, you are not funny, intertesting, quirky, odd, random or whatever. You are generic. We are all generic. And I am drunk. BOOOOOOOOEEEEYYYY!!!!!

  • 02.26.2011 8:10 PM PDT
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A Moa appears and rewrites the plot. In the next Halo game ,IWHBYD skull's description will have changed to "But A Moa Beat Me Over The Fence."

  • 02.26.2011 11:51 PM PDT