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Subject: If John wasn't kidnapped, what would his real life be like?

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I'm guessing a football player.

  • 02.27.2011 7:34 PM PDT

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  • 02.27.2011 7:37 PM PDT
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  • 02.27.2011 7:38 PM PDT

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You know that Marine in Halo:CE/Halo: The Flood that makes it almost all the way to the index in the library? The one that completely kicked ass, but didn't quite make it all the way?

That would be John. Except maybe he'd get "lucky," retrieve the index, but not have Cortana to warn him about the repercussions of activating the Halo.

I didn't work hard to make this up. Others could do better.

[Edited on 02.27.2011 7:40 PM PST]

  • 02.27.2011 7:38 PM PDT

Posted by: Im SteelAssassn
You know that Marine in Halo:CE/Halo: The Flood that makes it almost all the way to the index in the library? The one that completely kicked ass, but didn't quite make it all the way?

That would be John. Except maybe he'd get "lucky," retrieve the index, but not have Cortana to warn him about the repercussions of activating the Halo.

I didn't work hard to make this up. Others could do better.


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  • 02.27.2011 7:40 PM PDT

I'm pretty sure he would be in the Military in some type of way.

  • 02.27.2011 7:44 PM PDT

He'd be plowing Parisa on his home planet of Eridanus II until it was glassed by the Covenant in 2530. That much is canon; beyond that is speculative.


[Edited on 02.27.2011 7:52 PM PST]

  • 02.27.2011 7:52 PM PDT

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Soldier. UNSC law made it a requirement that all boys serve in the military for a certain number of years.

  • 02.27.2011 7:55 PM PDT
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He would be playing the casinos. Riding his luck all the way to the top.

  • 02.27.2011 8:03 PM PDT

He'd most likely have served in the UNSC military at one point. Probably would have dated/married Parisa.


Posted by: MegaMuffin16
Soldier. UNSC law made it a requirement that all boys serve in the military for a certain number of years.


I don't remember ever seeing that law mentioned <_<.

  • 02.27.2011 8:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pat4ever
He'd be plowing Parisa on his home planet of Eridanus II until it was glassed by the Covenant in 2530. That much is canon; beyond that is speculative.
Haha, sadly, this.

He probably wouldn't join the military due to Eridanus II lying in the Outer Colonies: he'd either become a rebel, or be glassed while ploughin' Parisa.

  • 02.27.2011 11:09 PM PDT

You guys know wayyy to much halo mythology.


I wish this skill was useful to you guys in some way.


John & Parisa 4 ever.

  • 02.27.2011 11:22 PM PDT
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He would be Emile's best friend and be conscripted to the Spartan III program.

Then Noble 6 and Chief would swap places.

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Taking into consideration the fact that he was pretty much an alpha male even at child i think we can assume that he would led a civilian resistance against the covenant, or even start a civilian insurrection. The guy was beast.

This is of course assuming that the UNSC didn't kidnap him and that he never was in the military.

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Posted by: Pat4ever
He'd be plowing Parisa on his home planet of Eridanus II until it was glassed by the Covenant in 2530. That much is canon; beyond that is speculative.
LOL yeah.

He did made a promise to marry her.

And probably have kids.

  • 02.28.2011 2:51 AM PDT

die when his planet got glass or he would become a odst

  • 02.28.2011 3:05 AM PDT


Posted by: Poy Poy
He would be Emile's best friend and be conscripted to the Spartan III program.

Then Noble 6 and Chief would swap places.


Yeah. Wait till we learn Noble 6's real name is Jon.

  • 02.28.2011 5:01 AM PDT

He'd join the Marines together with Parisa, and they'd start a 22-year ass-kicking campaign all the way from Eridanus II to Installation 00.

  • 02.28.2011 5:16 AM PDT

Wasn't his home planet glassed?

  • 02.28.2011 5:22 AM PDT

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I think he'd be the very best, that one one ever was.

  • 02.28.2011 7:01 AM PDT
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Posted by: furiocity
Taking into consideration the fact that he was pretty much an alpha male even at child i think we can assume that he would led a civilian resistance against the covenant, or even start a civilian insurrection. The guy was beast.

This is of course assuming that the UNSC didn't kidnap him and that he never was in the military.


It would be pretty ironic if he would have ended up as a major component of the Innies.

  • 02.28.2011 7:10 AM PDT

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  • 02.28.2011 9:18 AM PDT

he would kick the "replacement" Master Chief in the balls and take his lunch money.

  • 02.28.2011 9:25 AM PDT

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I'm thinking he'd be a Marine or ODST.

There's no way that a massive majority of the men (and women) who wouldn't have volunteered/been drafted into the UNSC/human army during the Covenant War.

  • 02.28.2011 9:39 AM PDT

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