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Subject: If John wasn't kidnapped, what would his real life be like?
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"Time was your ally human. But now it has abandoned you. The Forerunners....have returned. And this tomb... is now yours". - The Didact


Posted by: ThirstyAvenge
Posted by: Pat4ever
He'd be plowing Parisa on his home planet of Eridanus II until it was glassed by the Covenant in 2530. That much is canon; beyond that is speculative.
LOL yeah.

He did made a promise to marry her.

And probably have kids.


John 117 claims that he will always keep his promises to girls like cortana.

I see he failed doing that with parisa.

John 117,you are not a man.

SII program be damned

  • 02.28.2011 9:46 AM PDT


Posted by: hotshot revan II

Posted by: ThirstyAvenge
Posted by: Pat4ever
He'd be plowing Parisa on his home planet of Eridanus II until it was glassed by the Covenant in 2530. That much is canon; beyond that is speculative.
LOL yeah.

He did made a promise to marry her.

And probably have kids.


John 117 claims that he will always keep his promises to girls like cortana.

I see he failed doing that with parisa.

John 117,you are not a man.

SII program be damned


He's not dead yet ;)

  • 02.28.2011 11:19 AM PDT
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Backwoods Redneck. i dont care what anyone says you can't train those kind of shooting and driving skills. its a natural gift lol besides... who else can drive a 4x4 better than him LOL

  • 02.28.2011 11:36 AM PDT

He'd be a gradeschool teacher

  • 02.28.2011 11:46 AM PDT

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Posted by: mav1971kit
I'm guessing a football player.

me too

  • 02.28.2011 11:49 AM PDT

xSOCx Genesis

the smartest and strongest bastard on his planet lol

  • 02.28.2011 1:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: ZedFish
Posted by: Pat4ever
He'd be plowing Parisa on his home planet of Eridanus II until it was glassed by the Covenant in 2530. That much is canon; beyond that is speculative.
Haha, sadly, this.

He probably wouldn't join the military due to Eridanus II lying in the Outer Colonies: he'd either become a rebel, or be glassed while ploughin' Parisa.
I think he'd kept his promise thus marrying Parisa, and then they could have gone into the military together. Who knows?

  • 02.28.2011 3:07 PM PDT

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Violets are blue
I love Yvonne
And so should you

I assume he would of had a good life. It has been decribed that his parents were very loving. I'm not sure if he would of become a marine or not. He may of became something like a captain or admiral because of his leadership abilities and also because of the fact he's really lucky :P

  • 02.28.2011 3:23 PM PDT

Friends before pixels.

I think he would join the UNSC, and would get drafted into the ODST's. He would HATE the SII's.

In his childhood, he would be best friends with Parisa. They would go out at about the time they turned 13 and would go out for about 3 years, and then they would break up. They would stay good friends, and go out again at 17. They would join the UNSC together and go through boot, ect. together and then John would be drafted into the ODST's. He would become one of the most elite, being beat only by the SII's because of their armor and bio-augmentations. He would be a survivor. He and Parisa would fight together in New Mombasa, but would be separated from her. He would fall back with his squad to Voi. He would be one of the survivors and would fight the Covenant until they all fell back to the Ark. John would tell them to -blam!- off, then would watch the Ark activate. He would survive. He would then afterwards find Parisa and they would reunite and kiss blah blah blah.
They would return to their home on Emerald Cove. They thought it would be perfect because no one would be able to bother them. John and her lived on Emerald Cove with a settlement of just over 10,000 people. John and Parisa would have had kids and they would be living in the settlement with them, even though they had moved out.


Damn ONI ruined his life.

  • 02.28.2011 3:42 PM PDT

'life is a stare down with death himself'


Posted by: a casual banana
I think he would join the UNSC, and would get drafted into the ODST's. He would HATE the SII's.

In his childhood, he would be best friends with Parisa. They would go out at about the time they turned 13 and would go out for about 3 years, and then they would break up. They would stay good friends, and go out again at 17. They would join the UNSC together and go through boot, ect. together and then John would be drafted into the ODST's. He would become one of the most elite, being beat only by the SII's because of their armor and bio-augmentations. He would be a survivor. He and Parisa would fight together in New Mombasa, but would be separated from her. He would fall back with his squad to Voi. He would be one of the survivors and would fight the Covenant until they all fell back to the Ark. John would tell them to -blam!- off, then would watch the Ark activate. He would survive. He would then afterwards find Parisa and they would reunite and kiss blah blah blah.
They would return to their home on Emerald Cove. They thought it would be perfect because no one would be able to bother them. John and her lived on Emerald Cove with a settlement of just over 10,000 people. John and Parisa would have had kids and they would be living in the settlement with them, even though they had moved out.


Damn ONI ruined his life.

you sir have some imagination. but i think the arbiter and another spartan would stop the halo array from activating.

  • 02.28.2011 3:51 PM PDT

Friends before pixels.


Posted by: sa7anicBarracuda

Posted by: a casual banana
I think he would join the UNSC, and would get drafted into the ODST's. He would HATE the SII's.

In his childhood, he would be best friends with Parisa. They would go out at about the time they turned 13 and would go out for about 3 years, and then they would break up. They would stay good friends, and go out again at 17. They would join the UNSC together and go through boot, ect. together and then John would be drafted into the ODST's. He would become one of the most elite, being beat only by the SII's because of their armor and bio-augmentations. He would be a survivor. He and Parisa would fight together in New Mombasa, but would be separated from her. He would fall back with his squad to Voi. He would be one of the survivors and would fight the Covenant until they all fell back to the Ark. John would tell them to -blam!- off, then would watch the Ark activate. He would survive. He would then afterwards find Parisa and they would reunite and kiss blah blah blah.
They would return to their home on Emerald Cove. They thought it would be perfect because no one would be able to bother them. John and her lived on Emerald Cove with a settlement of just over 10,000 people. John and Parisa would have had kids and they would be living in the settlement with them, even though they had moved out.


Damn ONI ruined his life.

you sir have some imagination. but i think the arbiter and another spartan would stop the halo array from activating.
I have being an only child to thank for taht.

And I think that the events of Halo CE would never happen because Linda and James would die, and The Pillar could have made it out without using a random vector.

  • 02.28.2011 4:02 PM PDT

Nothing to see here, move along.

He would become the greatest pimp the world had ever seen and go on to star in the hit game Pimps at sea.

  • 02.28.2011 4:06 PM PDT

"The measure of a man is what he does with power"-Plato

He'd be a Radio DJ for 'Drive at 5' an.....oh wait.

  • 02.28.2011 4:24 PM PDT


Posted by: a casual banana
ODST's are a volunteer force. You can't get drafted in.

Besides, if it wasn't for John and Cortana, working together, the Flood would have gotten off Installation 04.

[Edited on 02.28.2011 4:32 PM PST]

  • 02.28.2011 4:25 PM PDT

Posted by: Plasma3150
Dead.

  • 02.28.2011 4:27 PM PDT


Posted by: spartanguy123
One of those idiots who are great at sports in school, then make it into the real world and become a plumber or something.


Plumbers actually make good money-somewhere around 100K a year.

  • 02.28.2011 4:44 PM PDT

I wake up to find myself
After all these years
And where all the time has gone
Still seems so unclear

He would've joined the Marines. Maybe he would even be a security officer on board The Rubble...

When he saw the Spartan-II's, it would be like a vague dream, but he can't quite remember...

[Edited on 02.28.2011 4:58 PM PST]

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Posted by: a casual banana

Posted by: sa7anicBarracuda

Posted by: a casual banana
I think he would join the UNSC, and would get drafted into the ODST's. He would HATE the SII's.

In his childhood, he would be best friends with Parisa. They would go out at about the time they turned 13 and would go out for about 3 years, and then they would break up. They would stay good friends, and go out again at 17. They would join the UNSC together and go through boot, ect. together and then John would be drafted into the ODST's. He would become one of the most elite, being beat only by the SII's because of their armor and bio-augmentations. He would be a survivor. He and Parisa would fight together in New Mombasa, but would be separated from her. He would fall back with his squad to Voi. He would be one of the survivors and would fight the Covenant until they all fell back to the Ark. John would tell them to -blam!- off, then would watch the Ark activate. He would survive. He would then afterwards find Parisa and they would reunite and kiss blah blah blah.
They would return to their home on Emerald Cove. They thought it would be perfect because no one would be able to bother them. John and her lived on Emerald Cove with a settlement of just over 10,000 people. John and Parisa would have had kids and they would be living in the settlement with them, even though they had moved out.


Damn ONI ruined his life.

you sir have some imagination. but i think the arbiter and another spartan would stop the halo array from activating.
I have being an only child to thank for taht.

And I think that the events of Halo CE would never happen because Linda and James would die, and The Pillar could have made it out without using a random vector.
That's a pretty good theory.

  • 02.28.2011 7:02 PM PDT

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