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"Whatever exists, whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent. These anonymous creatures may seem little or nothing in the world. Yet the smallest crumb can devour us. Any smallest thing beneath yon rock out of men's knowing. Only nature can enslave man and only when the existence of each last entity is routed out and made to stand naked before him will he be properly suzerain of the earth."
Posted by: Kilroy
Posted by: HaloFREAK99635
AH, interesting timeline.
Imagine what's in store for us in 2006.
I wonder.......
[TV blurry-edged dream effect]
12 new moderators
Karma system
Search feature
Spam queue
Return of Reiginko
Webmaster dies of alcohol poisoning
Next project announced
Next project released
Ling-Ling's jar is broken
Owt Gnop! is begun
[/TV blurry-edged dream effect]
I see something different:
3 new moderators. (New positions. Naturally, the mods that leave are replaced.)
Reiginko pulls a prank saying he will return to Bungie.net. Everyone throws a party to commemorate the day. Everyone feels stupid afterwards, except for Yoozel, who can't remember any of it.
Reiginko apologizes, then teams with Sigma to pull the prank again. Another, larger party is thrown. See above.
Yoozel is diagnosed with alcohol poisoning. He only has a month to live.
Yoozel-haters throw a party. The "We'll miss you Yoozel" party is canceled due to low turn-out, though it still beat the Yoozel-hater's "About Time" party.
The day arrives. Nothing happens, but Reiginko and Sigma make a public apology. The thread recieves 10,000 replies. All of them saying either- "You are forgiven," or, "u kiled yuzle u batars!"
It turns out Yoozel drank himself healthy. Everyone is really confused, but they don't care, because Yoozel is still alive.
At a "Yoozel is Alive" party, Reiginko and Sigma announce their return. Another party is thrown, and once again, it was a prank. Only the smart members foresaw this. When the morons return, the smart members give them each a smack on the back of the head.
Reiginko and Sigma announce that they are really coming back. No one falls for their prank. Too bad it wasn't a prank. No one notices their return.
The Webmaster returns, and very angry. He hates admitting he lost his drinking contest with Yoozel, and Yoozel won't let it go. Yoozel has a new catch-phrase: "The Webmaster can't hold his ale! *Hic*"
Most importantly, Shishka will make a New Year's Resolution to try to be nice to those who refuse to listen, and to try to tolerate them. Try. He, like all other smart people, decides it isn't worth it. But he is able to go around saying he tried.
The year 2006, summed up in about 2000 characters.
[Edited on 12/22/2005]