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Subject: Master Chief: the new Chuck Noris!?

KIWIZ RULE THE WORLD!

Its just that nobody knows it yet...

Poll: Master Chief: the new Chuck Noris!?  [closed]
Yes:  45%
(14 Votes)
No:  39%
(12 Votes)
No hes the new Mr T:  16%
(5 Votes)
Total Votes: 31

Yes or no

  • 02.28.2011 9:39 PM PDT

No, He's his son.

  • 02.28.2011 9:45 PM PDT

KIWIZ RULE THE WORLD!

Its just that nobody knows it yet...

makes sense.

  • 02.28.2011 10:21 PM PDT

Son of Chuck.

  • 02.28.2011 10:46 PM PDT

Posted by: Skibur
inb4 everyone.

Posted by: PH0T0Nman
Chuck Noris

Chuck Norris might just destroy you for spelling his name wrong. Stay indoors for a while.

Oh and watch the skys. If they turn black or dark green quickly, he's coming.

[Edited on 03.01.2011 10:32 AM PST]

  • 03.01.2011 10:30 AM PDT

I am a practicing traditional Catholic.

Better than Chuck.

  • 03.01.2011 10:31 AM PDT

KIWIZ RULE THE WORLD!

Its just that nobody knows it yet...

Really?

  • 03.01.2011 2:22 PM PDT

KIWIZ RULE THE WORLD!

Its just that nobody knows it yet...

I can see where your coming from though...

  • 03.11.2011 10:18 AM PDT

"Sa kyr'am Nau tracyn kad, Vode An."

Chuck sucks. 117 ftw.

  • 03.11.2011 10:54 AM PDT
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I just play for fun. MLG can kiss my ass.


Posted by: Frenzy256
Chuck sucks. 117 ftw.


You have incurred the Wrath of Chuck Norris! Flee! Flee in the knowledge that you will be hunted down and utterly destroyed! *Insert evil laughter here*

  • 03.11.2011 12:45 PM PDT

Don't worry, you're still your mom's favorite Bnet member.

Chuck (being the superhuman) died in 2100. But before he died, he impregnated a woman just by staring at her. Hundreds of years later, this woman's child descendants give birth to John-117

  • 03.11.2011 1:49 PM PDT
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Johnson is better than Master Chief, Chuck Norris and Mr T put together.

  • 03.11.2011 8:49 PM PDT

KIWIZ RULE THE WORLD!

Its just that nobody knows it yet...

A new power! *Gasp*

  • 03.14.2011 1:37 PM PDT

Man is born free but everywhere he is in chains.

I would like to keep Master Chief in a more respectable position than the new Chuck Norris joke.

And if anything, Sgt. Johnson is the REAL badass of the series.

[Edited on 03.14.2011 1:47 PM PDT]

  • 03.14.2011 1:46 PM PDT
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I just play for fun. MLG can kiss my ass.


Posted by: Lyme1331
I would like to keep Master Chief in a more respectable position than the new Chuck Norris joke.

And if anything, Sgt. Johnson is the REAL badass of the series.


Epic win.

  • 03.14.2011 3:38 PM PDT

Johnson rulez he just doesnt die (until end of halo3) and he black that makes him cooler plus halo reach voice awsome

  • 03.14.2011 4:05 PM PDT