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Subject: My friend hates Spartans

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He says everytime he looks at one he wants to break them in half or something because they apparently look like astronauts that fight aliens with weird mouths. I think he actually hates Halo in general but still, like lol.

  • 03.02.2011 8:12 AM PDT

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Posted by: TheChief78
He says everytime he looks at one he wants to break them in half or something


Tell him good luck with that.

  • 03.02.2011 8:16 AM PDT
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Haha they would break him in half, instead ;)

  • 03.02.2011 8:31 AM PDT

lol, you friend sounds like the PS3 fanboys at my school

  • 03.02.2011 8:44 AM PDT

I have friends who hate Spartans and say they look like power rangers...

  • 03.02.2011 8:52 AM PDT
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well they do look like power rangers but to each his own i guess

  • 03.02.2011 8:53 AM PDT
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Lol Space Marines would kill and disember ugly Spartans with 1 finger.

  • 03.02.2011 8:56 AM PDT
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Unless your friend has A. Power armour of his own, B. Suddenly gained super human strength, or C. Made a Pact with Khorne the blood God, the Spartan 2's should be quite safe from his rage.

Though should he wish to make a deal with Khorne or any number of Gods For the strenght to bend his astronaught looking enemies in half, or to slay those funny looking Xeno Scum; I would be more than happy to help asist him in such endevors.

  • 03.02.2011 8:57 AM PDT
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and wouldln't a jedi kill a space marine?

  • 03.02.2011 8:57 AM PDT
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Tell him the watch the final cutscene of Halo Reach.

  • 03.02.2011 9:01 AM PDT
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"Time was your ally human. But now it has abandoned you. The Forerunners....have returned. And this tomb... is now yours". - The Didact


Posted by: Remember John
Lol Space Marines would kill and disember ugly Spartans with 1 finger.


And a Forerunner war sphinx or seeker appears and vaporises .

  • 03.02.2011 9:06 AM PDT

Tell him that I support him as I am a Elite lover.

  • 03.02.2011 9:06 AM PDT
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Posted by: Hyliannightmare
and wouldln't a jedi kill a space marine?


depends entirely on the Marine and Jedi in question.

Mook marine and Jedi are considered an equal fight.

Then there are other variables, such as what the marine has equiped, and if the marine in question is a librarian.

Named Jedi will typicly slaughter mooks, named Marines slaughter mooks as well.

Named vs named depends on who we are talking about.(Wankatine and EU Luke would probably require the heavy hitters of the Chaos Marines)

  • 03.02.2011 9:10 AM PDT

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Posted by: Remember John
Lol Space Marines would kill and disember ugly Spartans with 1 finger.


And a Forerunner war sphinx or seeker appears and vaporises .


Yet Wrex would still win.

  • 03.02.2011 10:49 AM PDT

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Same here.
Posted by: Scorch145
Tell him that I support him as I am a Elite lover.

  • 03.02.2011 11:28 AM PDT
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"Time was your ally human. But now it has abandoned you. The Forerunners....have returned. And this tomb... is now yours". - The Didact


Posted by: ArcticMan94
Posted by: hotshot revan II

Posted by: Remember John
Lol Space Marines would kill and disember ugly Spartans with 1 finger.


And a Forerunner war sphinx or seeker appears and vaporises .


Yet Wrex would still win.


What's a Wrex?

  • 03.02.2011 11:35 AM PDT

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Posted by: hotshot revan II

Posted by: Remember John
Lol Space Marines would kill and disember ugly Spartans with 1 finger.


And a Forerunner war sphinx or seeker appears and vaporises .


fixed

  • 03.03.2011 9:47 PM PDT
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Posted by: TheChief78
He says everytime he looks at one he wants to break them in half or something because they apparently look like astronauts that fight aliens with weird mouths. I think he actually hates Halo in general but still, like lol.


Its quite easy to break a Spartan in half...

it's called snapping the Halo disc in two pieces.

  • 03.03.2011 11:48 PM PDT

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Posted by: TheChief78
He says everytime he looks at one he wants to break them in half or something because they apparently look like astronauts that fight aliens with weird mouths. I think he actually hates Halo in general but still, like lol.



Nay.... this is Heresy.... THEY MUST ALL DIE!!!!!!

  • 03.04.2011 12:09 AM PDT
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Posted by: TheChief78
because they apparently look like astronauts that fight aliens with weird mouths.
That's the general concept, yeah. Except that they can be deployed on the ground or in space.

I don't see how 7-foot-tall astronauts fighting aliens with weird mouths is not AWESOME. Tell your friend he's crazy.

  • 03.04.2011 3:07 AM PDT

Vengeance only leads to an ongoing cycle of hatred.

Break them in half? Well, I do wish him the very best of luck with trying to do that. lol.

  • 03.04.2011 3:37 AM PDT
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I just play for fun. MLG can kiss my ass.


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Posted by: hotshot revan II

Posted by: Remember John
Lol Space Marines would kill and disember ugly Spartans with 1 finger.


And a Forerunner war sphinx or seeker appears and vaporises .


Yet Wrex would still win.


What's a Wrex?


A character from the Mass Effect series.

  • 03.04.2011 8:35 PM PDT
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I just play for fun. MLG can kiss my ass.


Posted by: Fubar The Panda
lol, you friend sounds like the PS3 fanboys at my school


I have a friend who was once a PS3 fanboy, but he has been guided back to the true path by Sergeant Johnson and his tank.

  • 03.04.2011 8:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: Fubar The Panda
lol, you friend sounds like the PS3 fanboys at my school
^

  • 03.04.2011 10:09 PM PDT

"I may not be perfect, but always been true."

Remember in Aliens Vs Predator how the Chestburster tried to attack Scar only to be caught and then have it's neck snapped with Scar's thumb? Yeah, that would happen to your friend if he tried to kill a Spartan.

  • 03.04.2011 10:33 PM PDT

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