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Subject: Bungie Weekly Update: 03/04/2011

the Human Centipede is actually a movie?!? I thought Tosh.O was just being funny! I need to see it now

  • 03.04.2011 7:04 PM PDT

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  • 03.04.2011 7:11 PM PDT


Posted by: Grugg
lmao @ the Human Centipede / Chickenpede art. Has anyone seen that movie? I have - weird!

I have seen the movie and I wish I had NEVER EVER watched it! If you are one of the fortunate souls that has yet to watch Human Centipede then I beg of you DO NOT WATCH THAT MOVIE! I couldn't sleep the night I watched it. Anyone involved in the production of that movie deserves to go to hell.

BTW, aside from the chickenpede, nice update, Urk.

Posted by: gzilla man
the Human Centipede is actually a movie?!? I thought Tosh.O was just being funny! I need to see it now

Spare your soul. Do not watch that abomination.

[Edited on 03.04.2011 7:23 PM PST]

  • 03.04.2011 7:19 PM PDT

"You build on failure. You use it as a stepping stone. Close the door on the past. You don't try to forget the mistakes, but you don't dwell on it. You don't let it have any of your energy, or any of your time, or any of your space." -Johnny Cash

Sweet news update. It was packed with awesomeness!

  • 03.04.2011 7:30 PM PDT

Any news on Week 6 Avatars? What will be used on the site?

  • 03.04.2011 7:39 PM PDT

I've sent in my application to the Real World. So I'm hoping to hear back from that. I'm putting A LOT of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket. I'm also thinking about getting a gun, and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer. Not like a mean crack dealer, but like... like a nice one. Kinda friendly like, "hey, what's up guys? Want some crack?" I'm just waiting on those two things to flesh themselves out.

Some great chickenpede's in this contest. I figured mine wouldn't win, but I thought it was at least f.p. material. Oh well... back to the drawing boards.

  • 03.04.2011 7:42 PM PDT

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I'll keep the rest to myself...

  • 03.04.2011 7:44 PM PDT

Is the choosing of a Bungie beta tester random?

  • 03.04.2011 8:20 PM PDT

The Chickenpede pictures have scarred me for life.

  • 03.04.2011 9:19 PM PDT

Posted by: Draco122
I wonder if there is a Teabaging Medal?


If there were, it would be called "TESTOCULAR!"

I'm sad that I got no email concerning beta testing, but hopeful that there will be some sort of third round in which I am included.

  • 03.04.2011 9:29 PM PDT
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So it is confirmed. A Title Update will not be coming soon, at least, not from Bungie. I can only hope 343 gets the job done. Anyways, great pictures. My sister got scared at some of the Chickenpede pics, but they are still awesome. I smell a new easter egg for Bungie games to come.

  • 03.04.2011 9:35 PM PDT

52,000 kills in Halo 2 and more legendary playthroughs in CE than you can imagine. I am truly a God.
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I really hope I get the chance to be a Beta tester, I've been a dedicated Bungie fan for a long time.

  • 03.04.2011 9:57 PM PDT

Tru7h. C4RN4GE. Bungie.

I thought this was Chickenpede OR Jetpack, not Chickenpede and barely a few jetpack screenshots. Should have been 50-50, I was really hoping to at least make the update. Otherwise I would've worked solely on chickenpede. I also didn't get a beta invite. I'm thoroughly disappointed with this week's update.

  • 03.04.2011 10:06 PM PDT

get the sauc3

hurry up and hand over reach to 343 so they can save it. im tired of the way you guys handle your blatantly suboptimal game.

  • 03.04.2011 10:13 PM PDT

"Teabagging is for homos"

-Frankie


Posted by: urk
We have another worthless update!

click for full story


Got that right

  • 03.04.2011 10:19 PM PDT
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No patience for trolls who shouldn't even be playing the game.

They put the rating at MA 15+ for a reason.

Don't make me laugh you -blam!- -blam!-. You dare sit back making up this propaganda while your game is suffering more than the Jews at the hands of Hitler? -blam!- you morons, you're worse than cancer. You profess to listen to the people that play your games, so why is it that people constantly complain about the SAME DAMN THING all the time in the forums? OH I know! Because you're -blam!- decrepit. I see less complaints over Gears of War or Call of Duty, so what's your -blam!- problem? OH I know as well!! You don't give a flying -blam!- about your game because you're moving on to other things. Fair enough, but for -blam!-s sake...

ACTUALLY GIVE A DAMN ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU'VE GIVEN 10 YEARS OF YOUR TIME INTO!.

  • 03.04.2011 10:42 PM PDT

You look unto me now through the profile screen found at http://www.bungie.net/Account/Profile.aspx. Here we are, mutually faceless, both ones in the Seventh.

All I can say about the Chickenpedes is this: what has been seen cannot be unseen.

  • 03.04.2011 10:50 PM PDT

while (!enemyRageQuit)
headshot (noobs);
if (tBag)
{
noobs = PWNED;
enemyRageQuit = true;
}

Posted by: gzilla man
the Human Centipede is actually a movie?!? I thought Tosh.O was just being funny! I need to see it now


Official Trailer. VERY DISTURBING CONTENT! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! If you make it through that and somehow still want to watch the entire movie, then congrats on being completely desensitized.

  • 03.05.2011 12:03 AM PDT

Your resident explosives and heavy ordinance expert, at your service.

Hey, you know what? good article this time around, Bungie. I like to get actual updates about what Bungie is working on... not just pointless spamming of inside jokes. Sure you can have some humor in there, but make sure it is an "update" not a "ramble"

Good read, I look forward to more like it.

  • 03.05.2011 12:12 AM PDT

liked the addition of "Feel free to click on any of the Jet Pack screenshots to check out the high resolution version. " since it took awhile tracking down some photos in previous contests...

  • 03.05.2011 12:13 AM PDT

what you should be doing, forget halo (its good to remember your roots, but time to move on) and lets get this MMO rollin'

i'm excited for it!

  • 03.05.2011 1:06 AM PDT


Posted by: ConstantC4RN4GE
I thought this was Chickenpede OR Jetpack, not Chickenpede and barely a few jetpack screenshots. Should have been 50-50, I was really hoping to at least make the update. Otherwise I would've worked solely on chickenpede. I also didn't get a beta invite. I'm thoroughly disappointed with this week's update.


I pretty much feel the same way about the jetpack screenshots, I spent a good while working on mine.

  • 03.05.2011 2:53 AM PDT