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Subject: Sergeant Johnson Funny Vid

Hey guys, i made this sgt johnson vid, check it out u might think its funny...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZUm5r15s58

  • 03.07.2011 11:46 PM PDT

Posted by: Commander GX
Bungie.Match.com: Our Johnson knows what the ladies like.

no offense, but it wasn't that funny IMO.

  • 03.08.2011 3:24 PM PDT

its pretty much only funny if you like sgt johnson

  • 03.08.2011 6:53 PM PDT

Johnson was my favourite character in all the games and i didnt find it funny. I found it stupid boring and a complete and utter waste of my time. I demand a refund,now.

You sir have a horrid sense of humour and scare the living daylights out of my soul. Or what is left of them atleast. Seeing as how Bungie has gifted me with immortality.

[Edited on 03.09.2011 6:56 AM PST]

  • 03.09.2011 6:53 AM PDT

Posted by: Commander GX
Bungie.Match.com: Our Johnson knows what the ladies like.

anti troll is a troll

  • 03.09.2011 4:28 PM PDT

cool story

  • 03.10.2011 10:39 PM PDT

thanks, you're story is also cool

  • 03.11.2011 9:28 PM PDT


Posted by: M94 Mushroom Man
anti troll is a troll
Let's hear your opinion instead of calling people trolls despite not even studying their personalities and just outright assuming that they are trolls.

The video isnt funny and I was speaking the truth.

BTW: OP it isnt a story its my voiced opinion.


Edit: I was also pissed off by the fact that I had homework to do in 5 minutes. When I wrote that reply.

[Edited on 03.12.2011 5:57 PM PST]

  • 03.12.2011 5:56 PM PDT

what a cool story!

  • 03.12.2011 8:56 PM PDT

I am just some guy who likes video games

It was what ever

  • 03.12.2011 10:42 PM PDT

sorry you dont think my vid is funny. i dont think you're terrible machinima is funny either, well the parts that i could actually understand what they were saying.

  • 03.13.2011 12:21 PM PDT

1.You're=you are
Your= Possession wise.
2.You are the one Attacking, people gave criticism, you cant take it, your problem

3. Mine is not a Comedy, at least when i started i had the moral ability to explain why, what and when, not say "Cool Story" bro and neglect facts that were there. As "bad" as my first try at machinima was..it is still Eons ahead of ..whatever you have made.

When every single poster states the same thing...it means something.

You just plain suck. Thats all, have a good day -_-


[Edited on 03.13.2011 8:21 PM PDT]

  • 03.13.2011 8:17 PM PDT

Hello! Feel free to some Cobbler as this ODST stares at you.

Based on these reviews, it's not worth my time.
Lame story.

  • 03.13.2011 8:29 PM PDT

maybe if you would actually read what i said, i stated that it probably is only funny if you think sgt johnson is cool or funny. i'm not going to restate that every time someone says they don't think it is funny.

"at least when i started i had the moral ability to explain why, what and when" <= that makes no sense at all.

i wouldn't have known if your machinima was a comedy or not considering i couldn't understand what half of the people were saying.

you're really cool for pointing out spelling mistakes, when i could care less about proofreading my response to some loser.

If you don't like it then why waste your time commenting on how bad you thought it was? i thought your machinima was complete garbage, but i didn't waste my time trying to harass you about it. I've gotten positive responses on other forums, so i don't really care what you think, you can keep responding and bumping my topic to the top of the list and get me even more views if you want though.

  • 03.15.2011 9:37 AM PDT


Posted by: zally117
maybe if you would actually read what i said, i stated that it probably is only funny if you think sgt johnson is cool or funny.
You didnt make Johnson look funny. You made him look like an idiot.
its only funny if you like johnson God.

Btw. Badasses dont look good as idiots.

  • 03.15.2011 10:30 AM PDT

To be honest, when I first saw all this in the weekly update I thought 2 things.
#1- there is an actual legendary ending but,
#2- No matter what anyone does,(kill all the bobs, hit all switches etc) that until the "time" mentioned in "There'll be another time..." is reached there won't be a legendary ending.

The weekly update by bungie has slowed my hardcore search for what unlocks the legendary ending.


Posted by: M94 Mushroom Man
anti troll is a troll
And he must be glassed!

  • 03.15.2011 10:45 AM PDT


Posted by: mrhalo007

Posted by: M94 Mushroom Man
anti troll is a troll
And he must be glassed!
Honestly. The only trolls here are you guys. Due to the OMG THAT GUY ARE IZ TROLL. Bull thats going on.

  • 03.15.2011 5:54 PM PDT

Posted by: Commander GX
Bungie.Match.com: Our Johnson knows what the ladies like.


Posted by: The Anti Troller
Johnson was my favourite character in all the games and i didnt find it funny. I found it stupid boring and a complete and utter waste of my time. I demand a refund,now.

You sir have a horrid sense of humour and scare the living daylights out of my soul. Or what is left of them atleast. Seeing as how Bungie has gifted me with immortality.


If you knew the definition of trolling, this is the very definition.

  • 03.15.2011 6:37 PM PDT

Posted by: Commander GX
Bungie.Match.com: Our Johnson knows what the ladies like.


Posted by: The Anti Troller

Posted by: M94 Mushroom Man
anti troll is a troll
Let's hear your opinion instead of calling people trolls despite not even studying their personalities and just outright assuming that they are trolls.

The video isnt funny and I was speaking the truth.

BTW: OP it isnt a story its my voiced opinion.


Edit: I was also pissed off by the fact that I had homework to do in 5 minutes. When I wrote that reply.


1. you heard my opinion.

2. I know the definition of trolling, and you sir, are a troll.

3. How rude. At least he tried, and it isn't nearly as bad as some machinima and/or music videos.

  • 03.15.2011 6:49 PM PDT

O Comments, More Dislikes then Likes...its hardly "positive".

I might have gotten abit over zealous, but you still acted like a "God Amongs mere Mortals", neglecting the fact that this, indeed was not funny, and instead of saying "Hmm, i will try harder next time" you continued to be a.. schmuck.

And when your defenses ran out, all you did was insult some 1 elses work, You dont make yourself look good by insulting others... you simply make yourself look stupid and disrespectful.

You posted it here, for feedback.. and to show it off, you were told its bad.. thats why you show it off in the first place. If you cant handle this, you should quit all together.

You say "only if you like Johnson"...i do.. but this was disrespectful towards this imaginary character.

Harass... I did not know defending myself was "harassment"... Sue me, or you can grow a pair and make something better.

  • 03.15.2011 7:52 PM PDT

http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=57462837
http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=57508315

"I might have gotten abit over zealous, but you still acted like a "God Amongs mere Mortals", neglecting the fact that this, indeed was not funny, and instead of saying "Hmm, i will try harder next time" you continued to be a.. schmuck." how about you stop trying to sound smart and say things you think sound really clever and just accept that different people think different kind of things are funny, just because you don't think its funny, doesn't mean everyone else on the internet feels the same way.

"You dont make yourself look good by insulting others... you simply make yourself look stupid and disrespectful." - "Honestly..this was not Amusing.. and that little Picture made Johnson look like an idiot.." you can say that was your "opinion". well me stating that your machinima was terrible is an "opinion" too.

i reply "cool story" because usually i don't feel like arguing with people on the internet, but like i said i will keep arguing with you, no matter how much your points don't make sense, just to bump my topic.

  • 03.17.2011 3:59 PM PDT

Notice how i did not say it was "crap", or "No work put into it", ot that it was "terrible" .
Realizing it was first thing released by you i just stated that it was not amusing and that you made a rather good character look like a moron who cant properly dress , or talk.

You, on the other hand go on insulting. you are still in the wrong.. bump or not, does not matter this will get locked eventually and people will just keep on seeing it and think "hmm... i guess he cant do anything better, time to move on"

2 Positive Responses...wait..3 positive responses against all those who disliked it here does not mean a thing? Hmm..only if the world was like you..


Once again, instead of standing your ground and politely respond you choose to do this... You cant seem to at least try and be polite.. so yeah.. i dont know if you cant be polite to those who dont enjoy your content what are you doing releasing in the first place?

[Edited on 03.17.2011 8:36 PM PDT]

  • 03.17.2011 8:34 PM PDT

"i just stated that it was not amusing and that you made a rather good character look like a moron who cant properly dress , or talk." Thats not an insult? And you obviously don't know what a "remix" is if you say that i made him sound like "a moron who can't talk"

My way of being polite is not wasting my time telling people that i think their stuff is bad, if i dont like someones vid i go find another one, i dont get into an internet argument with them, i'm getting in one with you to keep bumping my vid, otherwise i wouldnt have responded. If you dont have anything nice to say dont say it at all, if you're going to point out how bad you think my vid is, im obviously going to point out how bad i think your vid is.

Keep trying to pretend like you're some really smart person, politely pointing out problems with my vid, and im some ignorant moron not listening to what you're saying and just trying to insult you, when the reality is you're just some loser trying to fight with someone on the internet.

  • 03.21.2011 10:11 AM PDT

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