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Subject: The unOFFICIAL Brain Damage Thread!

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As in: the self-proclaimed "best" player in SOCIAL big team, has brain damage, but how did he get it?

Personally I think when he was born, he fell face first into a giant concrete vat, filled to the top with retard.

But hey that's just me, post your theories!


Other Theories
-He is Godhaaand & Dopey's secret lovechild, the conflict between the two tore his brain asunder.

-When he was born, the stork who brought him thought he was a snack and tried eating him.

-He was born during an earthquake registering 12 on the richter scale.

-He played Reach and it permanently affected his brain.

-His mom was a heroin addict. As was the rest of his family.

-His family think marrying brother and sister is a good idea.

Will post more as I think of them, can this get stickied?


[Edited on 03.08.2011 8:38 AM PST]

  • 03.08.2011 8:23 AM PDT
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When you were born, the doctor slapped your mother.

  • 03.08.2011 9:58 AM PDT

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I like how when I create a thread about feast it gets to 1000 replies, and when you create a thread about feast it gets 1 reply.

You are lucky, because I am your second reply, in what....5 hours LOL.

Go crawl back into your cave because no one cares what you have to say.

  • 03.08.2011 11:16 AM PDT


Posted by: Plasma Pistols
Other Theories
-He is Godhaaand & Dopey's secret lovechild, the conflict between the two tore his brain asunder.



LOL

  • 03.08.2011 11:20 AM PDT
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Posted by: KILLA_Z_I_P
I like how when I create a thread about feast it gets to 1000 replies, and when you create a thread about feast it gets 1 reply.

You are lucky, because I am your second reply, in what....5 hours LOL.

Go crawl back into your cave because no one cares what you have to say.


That 1 reply he got was from me, though. One comment from me is worth 100 from the rest of you randoms.

  • 03.08.2011 11:33 AM PDT

Was #2 in World for Ranked Plasma Pistol Kills. (H3)
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Who said I was talking about you...

actually -blam!- it, yes this thread is about you and the fact you have apparent downs syndrome. I have nothing to do except make threads like this so why shouldn't I?

  • 03.08.2011 12:14 PM PDT

Posted by: Plasma Pistols
XDeltaxHunterX he is a beast slayer player, KD higher than the ozone layer, enemies won't have a prayer even though his name can't be g.ayer!

Posted by: KILLA_Z_I_P
I like how when I create a thread about feast it gets to 1000 replies, and when you create a thread about feast it gets 1 reply.

You are lucky, because I am your second reply, in what....5 hours LOL.

Go crawl back into your cave because no one cares what you have to say.


Only because you CONSTANTLY post in it, arguing with nobody's about a terribad playlist.
I made a Reach post, got over 200 replies in a couple hours, and trolled all the tards in it without even trying.



Also.


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  • 03.08.2011 2:38 PM PDT
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I'm not making excuses. I never claimed to be good. I have never played any colonel better than me though.


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Posted by: KILLA_Z_I_P
I like how when I create a thread about feast it gets to 1000 replies, and when you create a thread about feast it gets 1 reply.

You are lucky, because I am your second reply, in what....5 hours LOL.

Go crawl back into your cave because no one cares what you have to say.


You didn't create the thread. You are Feast, honestly just stop this third person acting, it's so annoying and just makes you look like a -blam!-.

  • 03.08.2011 3:07 PM PDT

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Posted by: KILLA_Z_I_P
I like how when I create a thread about feast it gets to 1000 replies, and when you create a thread about feast it gets 1 reply.

You are lucky, because I am your second reply, in what....5 hours LOL.

Go crawl back into your cave because no one cares what you have to say.


You didn't create the thread. You are Feast, honestly just stop this third person acting, it's so annoying and just makes you look like a -blam!-.


But why does he look like a dick? Do you think he was molested as a child?

  • 03.08.2011 7:45 PM PDT

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Posted by: Mike Huntt
The thing is, a lot of the best default Halo Reach players and some of the biggest default Halo 3 Matchmaking warriors.


Gotta love those verb-less sentences.

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Posted by: WjB456

Posted by: KILLA_Z_I_P
I like how when I create a thread about feast it gets to 1000 replies, and when you create a thread about feast it gets 1 reply.

You are lucky, because I am your second reply, in what....5 hours LOL.

Go crawl back into your cave because no one cares what you have to say.


You didn't create the thread. You are Feast, honestly just stop this third person acting, it's so annoying and just makes you look like a -blam!-.


But why does he look like a dick? Do you think he was molested as a child?

That or he hacked deltards account and is feeling guilty for trolling on both accounts...

  • 03.08.2011 7:52 PM PDT