Was #2 in World for Ranked Plasma Pistol Kills. (H3)
162 and counting
TD 50 TS 50 TSW 50
AIM: JSRHaze
Stay High
As in: the self-proclaimed "best" player in SOCIAL big team, has brain damage, but how did he get it?
Personally I think when he was born, he fell face first into a giant concrete vat, filled to the top with retard.
But hey that's just me, post your theories!
Other Theories
-He is Godhaaand & Dopey's secret lovechild, the conflict between the two tore his brain asunder.
-When he was born, the stork who brought him thought he was a snack and tried eating him.
-He was born during an earthquake registering 12 on the richter scale.
-He played Reach and it permanently affected his brain.
-His mom was a heroin addict. As was the rest of his family.
-His family think marrying brother and sister is a good idea.
Will post more as I think of them, can this get stickied?
[Edited on 03.08.2011 8:38 AM PST]