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Subject: kid decapitated by roller coaster

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Okay, I know this story is old but some friends and I started discussing it recently and the argument pretty much seemed split between "That kid is retarded and they shouldn't shut down the ride" and "anyone could make that mistake they should shut that dangerous ride down".

If you're not familiar with this story here's a link.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/06/30/national/main422175 5.shtml?tag=contentMain;contentBody

Basically, some kid at a six flags jumped two 6 foot fences with danger signs plastered all over them to cross through the ride area in an attempt to cut in line and the coaster came through and knocked his head off.

[Edited on 03.08.2011 10:34 PM PST]

  • 03.08.2011 10:32 PM PST

I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.

Also, you know what decapitated him?
A woman's leg.

Yea, the women punted the kid's head right off. Safe to say her leg was shattered.

[Edited on 03.08.2011 10:40 PM PST]

  • 03.08.2011 10:33 PM PST

For the record, I would tap that like like it was put-put golf. Like a college student opening a beer keg. Like a phone in the cold war. Like an oil company in a nature reserve. Like a goddamn telegraph.

Posted by: il uragano 3493
Seriously though, I'm fine with experimenting

I heard about this from Tosh.0...

Why is the link about Abe Lincoln?

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  • 03.08.2011 10:33 PM PST
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bet that would've been funny to watch

  • 03.08.2011 10:33 PM PST

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Well that link is definitely not the one you intended.

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http://www.cracked.com/blog/abraham-lincoln-portrait-crazy-ba dass/


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So then i was all like, -blam!-, you don't NEED a cabinet full of cleaners.

Well he'll never be the HEAD of a major corporation

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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

*insert pun*

  • 03.08.2011 10:34 PM PST

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Yeah, sorry I linked the wrong story. It's fixed now.

  • 03.08.2011 10:35 PM PST

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The thing is, a lot of the best default Halo Reach players and some of the biggest default Halo 3 Matchmaking warriors.


Gotta love those verb-less sentences.

Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
Well that link is definitely not the one you intended.

  • 03.08.2011 10:35 PM PST

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Posted by: ElementalRunner
Yeah, he wanted his hat.

His hat.

(if I am thinking of the same story)

It is the same story but it said those reports were discredited and that he was actually trying to cut line.

  • 03.08.2011 10:35 PM PST

And he entered the service of the Dark Tower when it first rose again, and because of his cunning he grew ever higher in the Lord's favour; and he learned great sorcery, and knew much of the mind of Sauron; and he was more cruel than any orc.

I guess he couldn't get ahead of the line.

  • 03.08.2011 10:36 PM PST

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Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
Well that link is definitely not the one you intended.
lmfao yeah i knew the second i posted that people were gonna reply before i could fix it saying wtf abe lincoln?

  • 03.08.2011 10:36 PM PST

If I ever get AIDS, I'm going to sleep with another AIDS person so my AIDS cancel each other out, or I'm going to make the AIDS I already have worse.

I worked at that amusement park, that ride -blam!- rocks.

  • 03.08.2011 10:38 PM PST

I put the laughter in manslaughter

wow, he scaled 2 6ft fences, good climbing.

  • 03.08.2011 10:38 PM PST

damn, that sucks.

  • 03.08.2011 10:39 PM PST
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i dont fart
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you must be teh master chife

Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
I guess he couldn't get ahead of the line.

Victory?

  • 03.08.2011 10:40 PM PST

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Posted by: omg a bannana
I worked at that amusement park, that ride -blam!- rocks.

I know right? The batman at six flags in georgia? I've been on that ride like 45348 times. Actually, now that I think about it I've been on it since that happened.

  • 03.08.2011 10:40 PM PST
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Proof of Darwinism.

  • 03.08.2011 10:42 PM PST

If you guys want to play Reach or any other game add me on Xbox.

Dumbass shouldn't have hopped two fences that said "Restricted Area". That's just natural selection.

  • 03.08.2011 10:42 PM PST

If I ever get AIDS, I'm going to sleep with another AIDS person so my AIDS cancel each other out, or I'm going to make the AIDS I already have worse.

Posted by: buttmonkies
Posted by: omg a bannana
I worked at that amusement park, that ride -blam!- rocks.

I know right? The batman at six flags in georgia? I've been on that ride like 45348 times. Actually, now that I think about it I've been on it since that happened.
I feel as if you know where I live now O.o....

  • 03.08.2011 10:43 PM PST

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Posted by: Noobez
Proof of Darwinism.

lmfao As somebody above mentioned, that's what tosh said in his most recent standup special. He was like, " I know they were on a church retreat and don't believe in evolution but that kid was getting picked off sooner or later. I'd say for someone that smart 15 years is a good run."

  • 03.08.2011 10:44 PM PST

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Posted by: omg a bannana
Posted by: buttmonkies
Posted by: omg a bannana
I worked at that amusement park, that ride -blam!- rocks.

I know right? The batman at six flags in georgia? I've been on that ride like 45348 times. Actually, now that I think about it I've been on it since that happened.
I feel as if you know where I live now O.o....

Dude, it's a six flags. lol People travel from far away to go there. I live in TN.

  • 03.08.2011 10:45 PM PST

I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.


Posted by: buttmonkies
Posted by: Noobez
Proof of Darwinism.

lmfao As somebody above mentioned, that's what tosh said in his most recent standup special. He was like, " I know they were on a church retreat and don't believe in evolution but that kid was getting picked off sooner or later. I'd say for someone that smart 15 years is a good run."

Haha yep I was watching that.

  • 03.08.2011 10:45 PM PST

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Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
I guess he couldn't get ahead of the line.

*wipes tear* oh, I lol'd hard.

  • 03.08.2011 10:45 PM PST

If I ever get AIDS, I'm going to sleep with another AIDS person so my AIDS cancel each other out, or I'm going to make the AIDS I already have worse.

Posted by: buttmonkies
Posted by: omg a bannana
Posted by: buttmonkies
Posted by: omg a bannana
I worked at that amusement park, that ride -blam!- rocks.

I know right? The batman at six flags in georgia? I've been on that ride like 45348 times. Actually, now that I think about it I've been on it since that happened.
I feel as if you know where I live now O.o....

Dude, it's a six flags. lol People travel from far away to go there. I live in TN.
I know just the aura of the way you said it lol I'm also tired and loopy Dx

  • 03.08.2011 10:45 PM PST