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Subject: kid decapitated by roller coaster

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Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
Posted by: JFalcon
The article says he was trying to retrieve a lost hat. But damn, did he try asking the ride people to help him get his hat?
He probably didn't want to ask the head manager.

It's still funny! Keep going! lmfao

  • 03.08.2011 11:16 PM PDT

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Thus I refute thee.


Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
Posted by: JFalcon
The article says he was trying to retrieve a lost hat. But damn, did he try asking the ride people to help him get his hat?
He probably didn't want to ask the head manager.

Head manager probably would have said the kid was losing his mind.

  • 03.08.2011 11:16 PM PDT

And he entered the service of the Dark Tower when it first rose again, and because of his cunning he grew ever higher in the Lord's favour; and he learned great sorcery, and knew much of the mind of Sauron; and he was more cruel than any orc.

Posted by: ElementalRunner
Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
Posted by: JFalcon
The article says he was trying to retrieve a lost hat. But damn, did he try asking the ride people to help him get his hat?
He probably didn't want to ask the head manager.
Head manager probably would have said the kid was losing his mind.
He probably didn't want to stick his neck out for the kid, either.

  • 03.08.2011 11:18 PM PDT

I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.


Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
Posted by: ElementalRunner
Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
Posted by: JFalcon
The article says he was trying to retrieve a lost hat. But damn, did he try asking the ride people to help him get his hat?
He probably didn't want to ask the head manager.
Head manager probably would have said the kid was losing his mind.
He probably didn't want to stick his neck out for the kid, either.

Yeah. He must have wanted to kick the kid's head to set him straight.

[Edited on 03.08.2011 11:22 PM PST]

  • 03.08.2011 11:21 PM PDT

The girl is a leg up on clearing the world of idiots.

  • 03.08.2011 11:23 PM PDT

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Immediately if you are Yax, Telec, or legendary.

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Its his own fault, he should not have cut in line, he didnt deserve it, but its not the rides fault.

  • 03.08.2011 11:23 PM PDT

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I think it actually shattered the girls leg and she had to have reconstructive surgery. lol

  • 03.08.2011 11:24 PM PDT
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


Posted by: da bomb drop
Its his own fault, he should not have cut in line, he didnt deserve it, but its not the rides fault.



Agreed, total airhead.

  • 03.08.2011 11:24 PM PDT

So, this baby seal walks into a club...

That's, wonder---horrible.

  • 03.08.2011 11:26 PM PDT

I like how the autopsy revealed that the death was an accident. As if the rollercoaster came to the decision of knocking the kid's head off on purpose.

  • 03.08.2011 11:27 PM PDT
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  • 03.08.2011 11:29 PM PDT
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


Posted by: trapezoid
I like how the autopsy revealed that the death was an accident. As if the rollercoaster came to the decision of knocking the kid's head off on purpose.


Yes, but the rollercoaster clearly neglected to stop.

  • 03.08.2011 11:29 PM PDT

Posted by: BoyceKRP
duckingd
drink
seriously
me bell sean ressea ellio tand i
-blam!-img party. totallt waasted . ph my god.
i called ashy;n, i dnno if that was a good ideo. i'ma sleep with her or sometning, fujuuuck

I wonder if his head is still in the clouds...





Going to hell for that one

  • 03.08.2011 11:30 PM PDT

I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.


Posted by: spirit of sand
I wonder if his head is still in the clouds...





Going to hell for that one

Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :P

  • 03.08.2011 11:31 PM PDT

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Posted by: petitminou

Posted by: trapezoid
I like how the autopsy revealed that the death was an accident. As if the rollercoaster came to the decision of knocking the kid's head off on purpose.


Yes, but the rollercoaster clearly neglected to stop.

They were determining if the attack was provoked or not. They ended up deciding it was because it mistook the kid for a seal.

  • 03.08.2011 11:31 PM PDT

Posted by: spirit of sand
I wonder if his head is still in the clouds...





Going to hell for that one
What can I say, his head was due for a readjustment.

  • 03.08.2011 11:32 PM PDT

Posted by: BoyceKRP
duckingd
drink
seriously
me bell sean ressea ellio tand i
-blam!-img party. totallt waasted . ph my god.
i called ashy;n, i dnno if that was a good ideo. i'ma sleep with her or sometning, fujuuuck


Posted by: ElementalRunner

Posted by: spirit of sand
I wonder if his head is still in the clouds...





Going to hell for that one

Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :P
I swear to God, when I read your first post in this thread, then saw your coup, I nearly pissed myself.

  • 03.08.2011 11:32 PM PDT
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He sure was head over heels for that ride, huh?

  • 03.08.2011 11:33 PM PDT

Posted by: BoyceKRP
duckingd
drink
seriously
me bell sean ressea ellio tand i
-blam!-img party. totallt waasted . ph my god.
i called ashy;n, i dnno if that was a good ideo. i'ma sleep with her or sometning, fujuuuck


Posted by: ACIDkillzNOOBz
Posted by: spirit of sand
I wonder if his head is still in the clouds...





Going to hell for that one
What can I say, his head was due for a readjustment.
I guess he didn't understand what "giving head" meant. Eh? Eh?



...


sorry... I suck.

  • 03.08.2011 11:33 PM PDT

I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.


Posted by: spirit of sand
I swear to God, when I read your first post in this thread, then saw your coup, I nearly pissed myself.

HAHAHA wow yeah. It fits perfectly.

AND THE PUNS KEEP "ROLLING" IN.

  • 03.08.2011 11:34 PM PDT

Posted by: spirit of sand

Posted by: ACIDkillzNOOBz
Posted by: spirit of sand
I wonder if his head is still in the clouds...





Going to hell for that one
What can I say, his head was due for a readjustment.
I guess he didn't understand what "giving head" meant. Eh? Eh?



...


sorry... I suck.
You're not that bad. You still have more brains than he currently does.

  • 03.08.2011 11:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: ElementalRunner

Posted by: spirit of sand
I swear to God, when I read your first post in this thread, then saw your coup, I nearly pissed myself.

HAHAHA wow yeah. It fits perfectly.

AND THE PUNS KEEP "ROLLING" IN.

Somebody's on a roll.

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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


Posted by: spirit of sand

Posted by: ACIDkillzNOOBz
Posted by: spirit of sand
I wonder if his head is still in the clouds...





Going to hell for that one
What can I say, his head was due for a readjustment.
I guess he didn't understand what "giving head" meant. Eh? Eh?



...


sorry... I suck.


At least you can bow your head in shame.

  • 03.08.2011 11:35 PM PDT

He'd lose his head if it wasn't bolted- oh wait.

  • 03.08.2011 11:36 PM PDT

I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.


Posted by: II NoXoN II
Somebody's on a roll.

What can I say, I've kept my head in the game.

  • 03.08.2011 11:37 PM PDT