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Subject: kid decapitated by roller coaster

Do you know what kind of hat I'm wearing?

A party hat; you don't get one. An honor will this party be, a party in your honor, for your honor. Some of Tfear's personal guards are going to be there. You'll be introduced shortly.

Prepare to die.

It's safe to assume that he was heading in the wrong direction.

  • 03.09.2011 2:04 AM PDT
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He would of lost his head if it wasn't screwed on.

  • 03.09.2011 2:26 AM PDT

Yes, but the rollercoaster clearly neglected to stop.[/quote]
They were determining if the attack was provoked or not. They ended up deciding it was because it mistook the kid for a seal.[/quote]
you know what they say, humans and seals look similar at extreme speeds

  • 03.09.2011 6:20 AM PDT
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I just realised that a duct tape brand named 'Duck Tape', with as it's logo a duck, would be a huge succes.


Posted by: Heavy Risk
Well he'll never be the HEAD of a major corporation


Austin Powers


Cookie for me?

  • 03.09.2011 6:46 AM PDT


Posted by: ElementalRunner
Also, you know what decapitated him?
A woman's leg.

Yea, the women punted the kid's head right off. Safe to say her leg was shattered.

way to copy Daniel Tosh

  • 03.09.2011 6:47 AM PDT
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Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
I guess he couldn't get ahead of the line.


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  • 03.09.2011 6:50 AM PDT
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My face

  • 03.09.2011 6:55 AM PDT

*reminisces when the Bungie/Halo community wasn't made up of CoD kids*
*sighs*
*activates time-machine and sets the clock back to Nov. 9, 2004*
glory days here I come..
*vanishes*

I wonder what the people on the ride were like.
Oh wait they couldn't see him because they had their eyes closed while they were screaming. If one had their eyes open then that person should have said "STOP THE RIDE, THERE IS A KID IN FRONT OF US!"

  • 03.09.2011 6:57 AM PDT

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A six year old sees a human head.........HOLY CRAP!!!!

  • 03.09.2011 7:05 AM PDT

That sucks. Kids need to pay attention. I'm a teenager and I do a lot of bad shiz too but at least I kind of pay attention to what's around me.

  • 03.09.2011 7:10 AM PDT

They say that kiddie's got soul

InBonniesKitchen


Posted by: H0FFman J
It's safe to assume that he was heading in the wrong direction.


zing!

I used to work in an amusement park and they definitely had signs posted everywhere that you could die from being in that area. One I recall actually had a decapitated stick man pictured.

If the family sues then that is bs. Kid was dumb

  • 03.09.2011 7:59 AM PDT
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Retarded kid wins darwin award.

Obviously the ride itself isn't the problem here, so safety isn't the issue. It says the ride was temporarily closed down to show respect for the family, which I guess I can understand.

  • 03.09.2011 8:14 AM PDT

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Posted by: Heavy Risk
Well he'll never be the HEAD of a major corporation

Classic. On topic, the kid is a retard. That's like shutting down an Interstate because a kid ran out in the middle of traffic and got killed.

  • 03.09.2011 8:15 AM PDT

Rarity FTW

Hey Heady Lamarr!



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  • 03.09.2011 8:20 AM PDT

Current members of the Gnome Empire:
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Da Chrome Gnome
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The kid was decapitated trying to cut in line.


Well, I guess he...


*puts on glasses*


Won't get ahead...


YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAA

  • 03.09.2011 8:24 AM PDT

Do you fear death?

If you don't use it, you lose it.

  • 03.09.2011 8:27 AM PDT

throwning snowballs at cars is like doing a bell ditch. The end result is basically the same: sprinting away from the large man exiting his car who yells profanities, hiding behind a house, and watching as his car patrols the street, waiting to murder you.

Asking the flood for dating advice is like you going up to a bunch of starving Africans and debating the pros and cons of the bacon roll vs the double cheeseburger.

Some one who stands for nothing shall fall for everything.

-blam!- no the kids a retard.

  • 03.09.2011 8:29 AM PDT

Don't worry, you're still your mom's favorite Bnet member.

If you like sharing news with The Flood, you should join The Daily Flood

  • 03.09.2011 8:33 AM PDT

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Posted by: EnragedElite67
"The problem with quotes on the internet is 95% are made up." - Socrates

any one up for putting this kid in for a Darwin award? He's a head up from the rest of the entries for this year.

  • 03.09.2011 8:41 AM PDT

Posted by: BIGTIME889
omg im so drunk how did i get in this thread sry if makes no sense lol!
Posted by: Sgt Peanut
I'm not actually -blam!-, I just hate boobs.

I like to tape strawberries to my tits.

Caption reads:
Authorities say a teenager was decapitated by the roller coaster after he hopped a pair of fences and entered a restricted area at the amusement park.

By all means, 100% no doubt, this is the kids fault. There were precautions meant to keep him out: the fence. He had a brain meant to use logical thinking and not go into a running rollercoaster. The roller coaster should be kept open as an attraction as it is in no way responsible for this freak accident.

Now if he was on the ride or somewhere not restricted and this happened, your damn right it needs to be shut down. But that's not the case, this is simply Darwinism showing through.

  • 03.09.2011 8:42 AM PDT

Posted by: BIGTIME889
omg im so drunk how did i get in this thread sry if makes no sense lol!
Posted by: Sgt Peanut
I'm not actually -blam!-, I just hate boobs.

I like to tape strawberries to my tits.


Posted by: Fridge Gnome
The kid was decapitated trying to cut in line.


Well, I guess he...


*puts on glasses*


Won't get ahead...


YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAA


Boyce's stamp of Approval.

  • 03.09.2011 8:43 AM PDT
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I feel bad for the kid's family, but at the same time, how stupid can you be? Is risking your life really worth skipping some queue for a rollercoaster? Humanity depresses me.

  • 03.09.2011 8:45 AM PDT