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Subject: kid decapitated by roller coaster

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Posted by: EnragedElite67
"The problem with quotes on the internet is 95% are made up." - Socrates

If only he was a head shorter, this could of been averted.

  • 03.09.2011 8:46 AM PDT

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ruhtard

  • 03.09.2011 8:49 AM PDT

I hurt people with my vast intelluctualince

"You're a -blam!-ly confused needler!"

I am bi, deal with it,

Also a Furry, deal with that.

I lol'd at that story, so damn hard. And I DID NOT, feel bad. He was a moron, Six Flags warned that trespassers could be injured.

  • 03.09.2011 8:52 AM PDT

I heard about that. I still believe the kid is stupid for disregarding the warnings and hopping the fence.

  • 03.09.2011 8:57 AM PDT

The Spartan Special Ops - Now with more LOLgasms!

Posted by: EnragedElite67
"The problem with quotes on the internet is 95% are made up." - Socrates

Posted by: relliK42
I heard about that. I still believe the kid is stupid for disregarding the warnings and hopping the fence.


He didn't quite know where he was headed.

  • 03.09.2011 8:58 AM PDT

Real men use magnums.

Posted by: Lies
Retarded kid wins darwin award.

Obviously the ride itself isn't the problem here, so safety isn't the issue. It says the ride was temporarily closed down to show respect for the family, which I guess I can understand.

Screw that. They should've kept the ride open and made the parents apologize to the woman who's leg got shattered because their son was retarded.

  • 03.09.2011 11:05 AM PDT

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Two wrongs do not make a right, however three wrongs do make a
delicious bedtime snack if served with warm milk.

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Its his own fault, if i was there id probably laugh.
Im a cruel human being.

  • 03.09.2011 11:07 AM PDT
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I guess he couldn't...

*takes off glasses*

get ahead.


YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

  • 03.09.2011 11:13 AM PDT
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He's called Asia LeeShawn Ferguson IV?
Really?

  • 03.09.2011 11:13 AM PDT

Posted by: Lord179
Posted by: Bapabooiee
Bill Cosby.

He's dead, right?

Edit: Or am I thinking of Ray Charles? That blind dude.
Wait, wasnt Bill Cosby, like, our president, or sometin?

That's hardcore.

  • 03.09.2011 11:17 AM PDT

Posted by: DarkGunner93
I feel bad for the kid's family, but at the same time, how stupid can you be? Is risking your life really worth skipping some queue for a rollercoaster? Humanity depresses me.
He wasn't skipping the queue, he went to go get his damn hat that he lost on the ride. How's that fair on your faith in humanity?


Also, if you're going to make a pun in this thread, actually read it so you are not copying what's already been written.

  • 03.09.2011 11:19 AM PDT

Contrary to popular belief, I don't think it's the boy's fault.

The rollercoaster was probably heading the wrong way.

  • 03.09.2011 11:20 AM PDT

Maybe I will never be
All the things that I wanna be
But now is not the time to cry
Now's the time to find out why
I think you're the same as me
We see things they'll never see
You and I are gonna live forever

Yeah, he was really stupid for doing that... I really feel sorry for his family.

  • 03.09.2011 11:22 AM PDT

Real men use magnums.

Posted by: ACIDkillzNOOBz
Posted by: DarkGunner93
I feel bad for the kid's family, but at the same time, how stupid can you be? Is risking your life really worth skipping some queue for a rollercoaster? Humanity depresses me.
He wasn't skipping the queue, he went to go get his damn hat that he lost on the ride. How's that fair on your faith in humanity?


Also, if you're going to make a pun in this thread, actually read it so you are not copying what's already been written.

Read the article dumbass. It says the initial reports that he was trying to get his hat were discredited and after they talked to the people who were with him when he did it, it was discovered he was trying to get to the front of the line faster.

[Edited on 03.09.2011 11:28 AM PST]

  • 03.09.2011 11:27 AM PDT

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Like a fella once said,
Ain't that a kick in the head?

  • 03.09.2011 11:27 AM PDT
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Guess he won't be so headstrong next ti- oh wait...

  • 03.09.2011 11:28 AM PDT

Soul of the mind, key to life's ether
Soul of the lost, withdrawn from its vessel
May strength be granted so the world might be mended...
So the world might be mended...

During cast signing:
'So, how did this happen?'
"Kicked some kids head off =/"

OT: The kid is a damn idiot, 2 fences + warning signs on both?
Posted by: ElementalRunner
Also, you know what decapitated him?
A woman's leg.

Yea, the women punted the kid's head right off. Safe to say her leg was shattered.

  • 03.09.2011 11:29 AM PDT

Posted by: buttmonkies
Posted by: ACIDkillzNOOBz
Posted by: DarkGunner93
I feel bad for the kid's family, but at the same time, how stupid can you be? Is risking your life really worth skipping some queue for a rollercoaster? Humanity depresses me.
He wasn't skipping the queue, he went to go get his damn hat that he lost on the ride. How's that fair on your faith in humanity?


Also, if you're going to make a pun in this thread, actually read it so you are not copying what's already been written.

Read the article dumbass. It says the initial reports that he was trying to get his hat were discredited and after they talked to the people who were with him when he did it, it was discovered he was trying to get to the front of the line faster.
I really hope you aren't implying that I am the dumbass. I pointed out Gunner's error.

  • 03.09.2011 11:30 AM PDT

Do you know what kind of hat I'm wearing?

A party hat; you don't get one. An honor will this party be, a party in your honor, for your honor. Some of Tfear's personal guards are going to be there. You'll be introduced shortly.

Prepare to die.

Posted by: ACIDkillzNOOBz
Posted by: DarkGunner93
I feel bad for the kid's family, but at the same time, how stupid can you be? Is risking your life really worth skipping some queue for a rollercoaster? Humanity depresses me.
He wasn't skipping the queue, he went to go get his damn hat that he lost on the ride. How's that fair on your faith in humanity?


Also, if you're going to make a pun in this thread, actually read it so you are not copying what's already been written.

People like to post without reading when they think they have something funny to say.

And isn't it obvious that the kid was head over heels in love with that ride.

  • 03.09.2011 11:32 AM PDT

Real men use magnums.

Posted by: ACIDkillzNOOBz
Posted by: buttmonkies
Posted by: ACIDkillzNOOBz
Posted by: DarkGunner93
I feel bad for the kid's family, but at the same time, how stupid can you be? Is risking your life really worth skipping some queue for a rollercoaster? Humanity depresses me.
He wasn't skipping the queue, he went to go get his damn hat that he lost on the ride. How's that fair on your faith in humanity?


Also, if you're going to make a pun in this thread, actually read it so you are not copying what's already been written.

Read the article dumbass. It says the initial reports that he was trying to get his hat were discredited and after they talked to the people who were with him when he did it, it was discovered he was trying to get to the front of the line faster.
I really hope you aren't implying that I am the dumbass. I pointed out Gunner's error.

Yes, I was. You corrected him wrong. He was correct. You were incorrect. I was saying to fact check yourself before you correct someone who was right to begin with.

  • 03.09.2011 11:32 AM PDT

Ninjaa

Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
I guess he couldn't get ..

*Puts sunglasses on*

ahead of the line.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH!!!


Fixed.

[Edited on 03.09.2011 11:36 AM PST]

  • 03.09.2011 11:35 AM PDT

MLG

i guess batman will always be ahead of the crime :D

Horrible i am sorry

  • 03.09.2011 11:35 AM PDT

Real men use magnums.

I'm liking all of the CSI Miami jokes.

  • 03.09.2011 11:41 AM PDT