- MythicSniper
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- Veteran Legendary Member
For The Lulz is a worthier cause than For The Win.
From the skies to the ground, I'm the one that'll reign destruction down on you from behind the wheel and the flight stick. Keep your eyes on the rear view mirror, or you may be eating exhaust aside the road, riddled with holes.
My sniper is hungry for souls.
If at first you fail, fail again so that you succeed by wrapping your fail around the continuum into the win zone.
Posted by: Mr Pinchy
Look at your stats. Now look at mine. Now back at your's. Now back to mine.
Sadly, they're not like mine, but if you stopped hiding behind armor lock like a crying little girl and started spawn camping like a professional you could have stats like mine.
Look down, now back up. Where are you? You're in the enemy team's base, spawn camping the living -blam!- out of the squeakers on Big Team Battle while that sexy Halo girlfriend you wish you had is supporting you with her epic sniping skills.
What's in your hand? Back at me. It's a frag grenade, ready for tossing down the hallway on Sword Base. Look again. That grenade is now a Rocket Launcher! Loaded with all the ammo you need to secure a victory on Reflection. Anything is possible when you're a pro like me.
I'm in a Banshee.
A Falcon is more like it, but I just want you to know that you just made my night.