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Subject: Funniest Halo lines
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Time to get a drink and watch the world burn. Or deal with it.

"I will take an unhealthy pleasure in killing you today!"
"Tank beats everything!"
"I gave you this for Christmas. Is there something you require?"
"Wort, wort, wort"
"moosh moosh!"
"We will tear you into bloody ribbons."
"You killed my lover!"
"But I loved him!"

  • 03.12.2011 10:54 AM PDT

Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a--blam!- machine, or a giant hoola hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! -- Johnson

  • 03.12.2011 10:59 AM PDT
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Semper Fictor


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Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a--blam!- machine, or a giant hoola hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! -- Johnson


Dear humanity, we regret being alien Blamers. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitly regret the corps that just blew our ragedy-Blam flee! -Johnston

  • 03.12.2011 11:05 AM PDT

Every single line ever uttered by Sergeant Johnson.

Ever.

[Edited on 03.12.2011 11:27 AM PST]

  • 03.12.2011 11:27 AM PDT

Hi.

~~~~"Betcha can't stick em'!","You're on."~~~~~

Here's a few EPIC lines:

'We all make it sooner or later, listen. Reach has been good to me, time to return the favor. Don't deny me this. "Tell em to make it count."

"I'm ready! How 'bout you!?!?"

"Carter out."(EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)



  • 03.12.2011 11:44 AM PDT

Halo 2
Cortana to Johnson
Cortana: thanks for the tank, he (Master Chief) never gets me anything.
Johnson: Oh I know what the ladies like.

Yes you do Johnson, yes you do.

  • 03.12.2011 12:36 PM PDT
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I just play for fun. MLG can kiss my ass.

"Should we stick our heads out?" "A genius plan!"

Gotta love those grunts.

  • 03.12.2011 12:50 PM PDT

Bam! Said the lady

"I aim to misbehave!"

"If I were a meglo-maniac, and i'm NOT, that's where i'd be"

"Like the good book says, payback's a blam!"
"I dont think it actually says that"
"I'm paraphrasing ya heathen!"

"DO NOT OPEN TIL CHRISTMAS!"

"Lets catch one and ride it!"

and... "*grunt hums Halo theme*"

  • 03.12.2011 12:58 PM PDT

"Wort wort wort!"

I JUST WANTED A FOOD NIPPLE!!!

- Grunt

  • 03.12.2011 3:02 PM PDT