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Subject: Grunts

Anybody wants to talk about the little guys?

  • 03.16.2011 5:33 PM PDT
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Do they have any genitals? All I can see is a tail, which could be a -blam!-. We will never know how grunts mate but it kind of makes you throw up in your mouth a little

  • 03.16.2011 5:42 PM PDT

Head Down/ Chin Up!

Is sucking on another Grunts nipple feeder thing considered -blam!-?

  • 03.16.2011 5:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: Dedworth Mean
Is sucking on another Grunts nipple feeder thing considered -blam!-?

I don't know but it keeps me up at night
*sob*

  • 03.16.2011 5:46 PM PDT

You can invite me anytime, and we'll play together. It's all good. But don't ever, EVER touch my Sniper.

I've never seen them have...families? I dunno. I can easily imagine a mama grunt, papa grunt, junior grunt and baby grunt.

  • 03.16.2011 6:08 PM PDT
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I just play for fun. MLG can kiss my ass.

They say some funny -blam!-! I love the Grunts, they say the best thing at the best time.

  • 03.16.2011 6:13 PM PDT

Spartans never die... they just revert to last checkpoint.

I imagine they come in litters. Possible larval stage(s)?

  • 03.16.2011 6:14 PM PDT

Spartans never die... they just revert to last checkpoint.

They lay eggs. The females must be larger and/or have a larger abdomen to house the reproductive organs.

  • 03.16.2011 6:15 PM PDT
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Everybody loves Grunts!

I love Grunts!

I always thought that they came in litters, like cats and dogs. Just lots and lots of them.

  • 03.16.2011 6:36 PM PDT

I love Grunts, they're so incredibly cute in their own ugly sort of way :P
If I ever met one on friendly terms I'd probably give it a big squeeze hug because they're so adorable. I almost feel bad about having to kill them.

  • 03.16.2011 6:41 PM PDT
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Everybody loves Grunts!

^ You might pop off their methane tanks!

  • 03.16.2011 6:43 PM PDT

Posted by: Commander GX
Bungie.Match.com: Our Johnson knows what the ladies like.

Grunts are my favorite Covenant species.

  • 03.16.2011 7:08 PM PDT

Don't worry, you're still your mom's favorite Bnet member.

I shall call him Gruntly and he shall be mine! And he shall be my Gruntly! Come here little Gruntly!

  • 03.16.2011 7:41 PM PDT
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I like to think they have genitals as a cannon thing, but in the games they don't because who would want to see that? Same goes for the Elites and anyone else who don't wear pants.

  • 03.16.2011 7:52 PM PDT

the drunk grunt on halo ce. the crazy grunt on halo 3 last level. they are hillarious

  • 03.16.2011 10:35 PM PDT

Posted by: Sierra 1993DJC
I like to think they have genitals as a cannon thing, but in the games they don't because who would want to see that? Same goes for the Elites and anyone else who don't wear pants.


yeah. honestly though you have to be quite a weirdo if you want to see alien genitals

  • 03.16.2011 10:36 PM PDT

I play halo and suck at it. Live with that knowledge or die by it. It wont matter. Odds are I will be taking your shotgun off your dead body anyway.

May the Gods of Bungie guide your shots. Death to the Covenant, and may they flee in terror from our flaming skulls!


Posted by: Bobmaster123
Posted by: Sierra 1993DJC
I like to think they have genitals as a cannon thing, but in the games they don't because who would want to see that? Same goes for the Elites and anyone else who don't wear pants.


yeah. honestly though you have to be quite a weirdo if you want to see alien genitals


Then butter me up and call me a weirdo. ^_^

  • 03.17.2011 11:18 AM PDT


Posted by: Gruntpacolypto
^ You might pop off their methane tanks!


That would not be good, though it is hilarious to watch when their tanks fall off in Reach and they shoot around like a Grunt rocket XD poor Grunties.

  • 03.17.2011 12:49 PM PDT

"Find where the liar hides, so that I may place my boot between his gums!" - Rtas 'Vadum

Posted by: Sierra 1993DJC
I like to think they have genitals as a cannon thing, but in the games they don't because who would want to see that? Same goes for the Elites and anyone else who don't wear pants.

Sangheili wear a skinsuit under their armour plating. They always have.

  • 03.17.2011 12:53 PM PDT

One of my favorite lines.

"I'm not chasing it. It looked ferocious."

  • 03.17.2011 2:12 PM PDT


Posted by: anton1792
Posted by: Sierra 1993DJC
I like to think they have genitals as a cannon thing, but in the games they don't because who would want to see that? Same goes for the Elites and anyone else who don't wear pants.

Sangheili wear a skinsuit under their armour plating. They always have.


Either they're in a great deal of pain, or they're tinky winkies are extremely small.

  • 03.17.2011 2:31 PM PDT

Grunts are arthropods, so that makes them...

*sunglasses*

...spineless cowards.

  • 03.17.2011 2:34 PM PDT

Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

They're Crabs with Guns.

  • 03.17.2011 3:02 PM PDT

"Find where the liar hides, so that I may place my boot between his gums!" - Rtas 'Vadum

Posted by: Buzz the Fuzz
Posted by: anton1792
Posted by: Sierra 1993DJC
I like to think they have genitals as a cannon thing, but in the games they don't because who would want to see that? Same goes for the Elites and anyone else who don't wear pants.

Sangheili wear a skinsuit under their armour plating. They always have.

Either they're in a great deal of pain, or they're tinky winkies are extremely small.

I bet this is the real reason why there are no female Sangheili in the military.

  • 03.17.2011 3:04 PM PDT

When you think that you have it all is the moment that you can lose it. Don't think ahead if you can't think for the present.

All I can say is that grunts are far more dangerous enemies in Halo 3/Reach than they ever were in the first two.

  • 03.17.2011 3:08 PM PDT

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