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Subject: What would be your reaction if the Covenant attacked RIGHT NOW!?

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If the covenant attacked Earth right now (in which would not be good becasue therefore we would all be dead in less then an hour) what would be your first reaction?

Funny, serious, or just stupid answers are welcome.

[Edited on 03.23.2011 1:53 PM PDT]

  • 03.23.2011 1:53 PM PDT

Posted by: Commander GX
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I would s-blam- my pants right then and there.

  • 03.23.2011 2:12 PM PDT

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  • 03.23.2011 2:29 PM PDT

OH GAWD!!!! TEH COVENANTZ IZ ATTACKSING!!!

  • 03.23.2011 2:30 PM PDT

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  • 03.23.2011 2:40 PM PDT

Sangheili Major: "Brute ships. Staggered line! Shipmaster, they outnumber us, three-to-one!"

Rtas 'Vadum: "Then it is an even fight. All Cruisers, fire at will! Burn their mongrel hides!"

"Dude, you guys are five hundred years early. What gives?"

But, seriously, I'd be in complete and utter shock. Like those moments when you're kind of like, "Wait...what?"

  • 03.23.2011 2:48 PM PDT

depends what difficulty they would be on considering one ultra elite on legendary could wipe out everything -.-

  • 03.23.2011 2:57 PM PDT

Ask Charlie Sheen to use his warlock powers to save us.

  • 03.23.2011 3:00 PM PDT

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Ask Charlie Sheen to use his warlock powers to save us.

Cast Shadowbolt.

  • 03.23.2011 3:00 PM PDT

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  • 03.23.2011 3:05 PM PDT

Save Lives. Go Vegan.

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  • 03.23.2011 3:06 PM PDT

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  • 03.23.2011 3:06 PM PDT

Well since guns can kill them, I obviously would wait for one of em and blow their head off. Idk what I would do if a Zealot or Spec Ops came at me I'd prolly just try and do some damage before he killed me.

  • 03.23.2011 4:22 PM PDT

KIWIZ RULE THE WORLD!

Its just that nobody knows it yet...

"GET THE SUPPLIES HONEY! WHERE GOING BUSH!"

(new zealand has vast forests)

  • 03.23.2011 4:35 PM PDT

What a waste....

Tell them that the Halo's are fake.

Show them the end of Halo 2.

  • 03.23.2011 4:45 PM PDT

Are these manditory?

*seizure*

  • 03.23.2011 4:47 PM PDT

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  • 03.23.2011 5:04 PM PDT

I wonder what the world will do...'Aliens invade Earth' 'The VN will have a resolution next week if to attack them or not' All those left socialists on the street going on like 'Peace' and throwing mud at the countries who attack the 'Aliens' X_X...

  • 03.23.2011 5:17 PM PDT
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  • 03.23.2011 5:49 PM PDT

Dress out as a pig sience the covenant doesnt let humans into the covenant

  • 03.24.2011 3:07 AM PDT