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Subject: What is your all time favorite Red vs. Blue quote?

"Timeline? Time is not made of lines, they are made of circles. That is why clocks are round."
-Caboose

"Let's pretend that we have super spy jet-packs! Yeah com'on Grif let's do it. Psssshhhshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshhshshshshshhsh."
-Doughnut
I miss Doughnut so much :(

  • 03.25.2011 6:54 PM PDT

Washington- "That was the worst throw.... of all time"

Caboose- "Not my fault. Somebody put a wall in my way"

EPIC!!!! I laughed so hard I cried when i heard it. Now it is an inside joke with my friends.

Also when Sarge is describeing the dead tecnology.

Sarge- " In the future MP3 's are MP 48's. Today's Blue Ray is tomarrow's Red Ray. HDDVDs don't have enough random letters, so in the future they are called HDDVDVDBs.

When everyone is talking about achievements and Caboose comes up with his own achievments.

Caboose- BLEEP BLOOP!!! BLEEP BLOOP!!!

You know what everything Caboose says is GOLD!

[Edited on 03.28.2011 1:40 PM PDT]

  • 03.28.2011 1:32 PM PDT

Posted by: AquaBlader
Soon to be breaking news:


US Coast Guard prepares for massive rescue mission after Iranian fleet sinks off shore. Reports say a small thunderstorm caused most of the ships to simply...fall apart.

Doc: "I'm a pacifist."

Caboose: "You're a thing that babies suck on?"

Tucker: "No, dude. You mean a -blam!-."

Church: "Tucker, he means a pacifier."

  • 03.28.2011 1:40 PM PDT

There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.

The end.

SCFH

"What? You can't just make up times! Sleep time doesn't come before snack time!

  • 03.28.2011 1:47 PM PDT
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Posted by: AgingWhite Fire
That was the worst throw ever of all time
Not my fault someone put a wall in my way

Caboose and Agent Washington

This was the quote I was trying to think of...LOVE IT! Haha

  • 03.28.2011 2:34 PM PDT

By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.

Personally it has to be Church's monologue at the end of Revelations when he's trapped inside the Epsilon unit searching for Tex.

Yes, RT can make a -blam!- hilarious machinima, but they're just as capable of making a serious down-to-earth one too.

  • 03.28.2011 2:54 PM PDT

"That was the worst throw...Ever...Of all time"

Ditto

  • 03.28.2011 3:21 PM PDT


Posted by: ajw34307
Personally it has to be Church's monologue at the end of Revelations when he's trapped inside the Epsilon unit searching for Tex.

Yes, RT can make a -blam!- hilarious machinima, but they're just as capable of making a serious down-to-earth one too.


This, I love RvB, and watched Revelation in full one night. Amazing

  • 03.28.2011 3:32 PM PDT

Walk softly, and carry a big midget.

Hey chicka bum bum

  • 03.28.2011 4:01 PM PDT

Only the most temperant will survive

Ouchie, you lied to me.-caboose

  • 03.28.2011 4:13 PM PDT

somewhere out in the expanse of space beings far greater in both emotion and intellect are looking down on us and pissing themselves laughing.

"your really round and you cant wear pants" it was not tucker

[Edited on 03.28.2011 5:02 PM PDT]

  • 03.28.2011 4:44 PM PDT

WALL OF SHAME-Posting stupidity since 2010
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Agreed. All the changes are good and add variety. Do we really want another Halo 3? Just running around with one gun and no armor abilities? It's good that 343 wants to try something new. Do we really want the same thing for three more games?

Posted by: Destructohammer
Posted by: Nuke incoming
What does this have to do with the canon of Bungie games?


Red vs. Blue is an important part of Bungie and has been posted on B-net so many times, how is it not part of the Bungie canon. It may be a Halo parody, but its Halo.


Technically, it still can be canon, right? Not many points have been established about after the war.

^ But I'm not sure. I may be wrong.



Oh, and ...


Tucker trying to make Church (Epsilon... for you diehard canon fans) angry:

You're round and you can't wear pants.

[Edited on 03.28.2011 4:56 PM PDT]

  • 03.28.2011 4:55 PM PDT

somewhere out in the expanse of space beings far greater in both emotion and intellect are looking down on us and pissing themselves laughing.

"no now Im just depressed caboose is right I cant wear pants" church

  • 03.28.2011 5:04 PM PDT

"Wort wort wort!"

Looks more like a puma...

  • 03.28.2011 5:08 PM PDT

I am a monument to all your sins

Caboose: *gasp* you told me that it was another arm!

Andy: Hey Caboose, High five!

Caboose: *sob* I dont want to do that anymore.

  • 03.28.2011 5:08 PM PDT

"You ever wonder why we're here?"

  • 03.28.2011 5:26 PM PDT

Don't give up easily. Make your enemy fight for every victory that they try to get. Be ready for a hard-fought victory.

This simply means that I'll go down swingin'.

"I liked my wall. It was hard and it protected me." -Doc in 'Revelations'

"...And out of the darkness came ME!"- Caboose

[Edited on 03.29.2011 3:07 PM PDT]

  • 03.29.2011 2:58 PM PDT

Don't give up easily. Make your enemy fight for every victory that they try to get. Be ready for a hard-fought victory.

This simply means that I'll go down swingin'.

"There's a secret entrance in that wall."
"Simmons, what did I tell you about using Dungons & Dragons refrences in a combat situation."
"Sorry, Sarge. Its a concealed entrance."

Simmons and Sarge (Revelations)

[Edited on 03.29.2011 3:08 PM PDT]

  • 03.29.2011 3:03 PM PDT

Tucker:"Don't worry, these walls are harder than rock."
Grif:"What's harder than rock?"
Caboose: "Paper."

  • 03.30.2011 1:29 AM PDT

Games I like:,
Half-Minute Hero
MBU
Portal
Halo 3 is the best Halo ever
Maps I like: Turf, Avalanche, Pylon, Sandbox, Breakpoint and many more.

"How does my bumper taste, -blam!-!"

Classic Grif.

  • 03.30.2011 1:33 AM PDT

Don't upset Achronos or you'll end up with a dog's head in a jar in your mailbox.
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Soffish Is Still Missing! Do Not Eat!

Somebody call for a really hairy plumber? Bow Chicka Bow Wow!
I came here to lay some pipe! Bow Chicka bow wow!
<3 Tucker.

  • 03.30.2011 2:15 AM PDT


"How 'bout you stick to not understanding medicine, don't feel the need to expad your sphere of ignorance"- Agent. Washington

"That was the secong worst throw ever, of all time"
"Don't judge me I ran track in high school"

Doc and agent washington

  • 03.30.2011 12:08 PM PDT

What did you guys make of the trailer for season 9? It looks pretty epic, can't wait!

  • 03.30.2011 2:33 PM PDT

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Well, there are so many, but one that sticks out to me is:

"Simmons! Get over here! Help me chew on this wall! Maybe we can eat our way out!"

  • 03.30.2011 3:15 PM PDT

Marine Sanders
Major 1st Division U.S.M.C.

You cannot exaggerate about the Marines. They are convinced to the point of arrogance, that they are the most ferocious fighters on earth- and the amusing thing about it is that they are.

"Its a sword not a freakin fighter jet."

  • 03.30.2011 3:22 PM PDT

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