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Subject: What is your all time favorite Red vs. Blue quote?

somewhere out in the expanse of space beings far greater in both emotion and intellect are looking down on us and pissing themselves laughing.

"this place is full of mean ladies!"

  • 03.30.2011 4:33 PM PDT

Posted by: Changsta inc
Racism isn't wrong if it's funny.

"...and out of the darkness came someone, and that someone was me! And I said, "Funerals are sad, and we should have a Birthday party instead. Yes! Let There Be Cake!!!" Halleluja, gazuntite."

-Caboose, of course.

  • 03.30.2011 4:46 PM PDT

I am Caboose! The vehicle destroyer!

  • 03.30.2011 5:35 PM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

"It's not my fault; someone put a wall in my way."

or

"My name is Michael J. Caboose and I . . . Hate . . . Babies!"

I, as well, dislike babies.

  • 03.30.2011 6:11 PM PDT

"You have no rights, play nice."
<3 Bungie
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In time, the tru7h will be revealed.

Church: "Tucker, there are thousands of languages spoken on Earth."
Tucker: "Yeah, but only one that kicks ass."
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Don't know is this is actually from RvB, but its from a RvB screenshot.
Sarge: "Whats in there?"
Caboose: "There are some walls and some ceilings..... wait only one ceiling."

  • 03.30.2011 6:23 PM PDT

Don't give up easily. Make your enemy fight for every victory that they try to get. Be ready for a hard-fought victory.

This simply means that I'll go down swingin'.

Revelation:
Doc:I'm a human medic. I don't know anything about alien phsyology!
Wash:I just want you to see if they're dead, not check their cholesterol levels!

  • 04.24.2011 12:18 PM PDT

Taylor Gang! 420

"This ain't no icecream social" Sarge

  • 04.24.2011 12:41 PM PDT

Posted by: windtalker006
"This ain't no icecream social" Sarge

One of my favorites ^

  • 04.24.2011 12:43 PM PDT

I like things and stuff.

"Ok So Tucker is the Fighter,Crunchbite is the Healer, and I am the powerful... and intellegent, Wizard... Morphuemax!"
"What the hell does that make me?"
"You are the good looking and stealthy archer."
"Bow and arrows? I don't have any arms you freakin' moron!"
"That is what makes you so stealthy.
This is going to be the best party ever."

Caboose and Andy.

  • 04.24.2011 12:53 PM PDT

"No, we go in line. It goes you then me, then Simmons, then back down to me then you, then me then me, then Simmons then me then me then Simmons, me, me Simmons you Simmons me me me Simmons you. Me. Then me again. It makes perfect sense!"
- Sarge, Season 4, Episode: Hunting Time

"Blaarg? Blaaaaarg blaaarg blaaaarg!"
- The Aliens, Revelation: For Those of you Just Joining Us

[Edited on 04.24.2011 1:08 PM PDT]

  • 04.24.2011 1:05 PM PDT

I did it! I... NOT MY FAULT... NOT MY FAULT! I did not do this! The computer made a suggestion! And the only option was yes!

-Caboose S8, Ep14

[Edited on 04.24.2011 2:12 PM PDT]

  • 04.24.2011 2:10 PM PDT

"Caboose say I"
"You"
"No, say I"
"Church"
"Just say I"
"Oh, I get it. My right eye or my left eye?"
"He votes yes"

[Edited on 04.24.2011 3:19 PM PDT]

  • 04.24.2011 3:17 PM PDT

I'm agent Nahman Jayden, eff-bee-eye.

There are so many mis-quotes in this thread, it's painful. So many fail people in this thread. Lrn 2 quote dammit!

  • 04.24.2011 4:11 PM PDT

Don't worry, you're still your mom's favorite Bnet member.

There are just too many for me to pick one.

  • 04.24.2011 4:15 PM PDT

"Oh blue team look what I have."
"Oh blue teeeam look- wait...I messed up my line..can we start over?" -Caboose and Sarge.

"Bow-chikka-honk-honk."

"Huh..I guess you have taught him something."

"Naw, that's just genetics." -Tucker, Jr. and Doc.

  • 04.24.2011 6:39 PM PDT

Don't give up easily. Make your enemy fight for every victory that they try to get. Be ready for a hard-fought victory.

This simply means that I'll go down swingin'.

Tucker:Hey Alien Dude, What's your name?

Alien:(Honk?)

Tucker:Naaaame...?

Alien:(Honk? Honk?)

Tucker:I.Am.Tuck-er.This.Is.Church. That's -Blam!-pants McCrabby.

Alien:(Blarg.)

Hilarous

[Edited on 05.04.2011 3:30 PM PDT]

  • 05.04.2011 2:51 PM PDT

Don't give up easily. Make your enemy fight for every victory that they try to get. Be ready for a hard-fought victory.

This simply means that I'll go down swingin'.

Sarge: I will tear off his partrige and kick him in the pear tree.

Caboose: We are in the future. Things are very shiny here.

Tucker: People learn Enlgish all the time... It aren't that hard.

Grif: I'm too good-looking to die!

Simmons: Get Simmonsized!

Doc: Don't judge me. I ran track in high school.

Lols from Red and Blue team

[Edited on 05.04.2011 3:21 PM PDT]

  • 05.04.2011 3:04 PM PDT

Don't give up easily. Make your enemy fight for every victory that they try to get. Be ready for a hard-fought victory.

This simply means that I'll go down swingin'.

Tex: Hey. How did you know how to bring me back?

Church: Honestly I didn't have much choice. I couldn't get you out of my head, so I kinda... had to get you out of my head.

Tex: Wow, how emo. Maybe you could blog about it.

(Tex and Church; Season 8, Episode 14)

Wow Tex, really?

[Edited on 05.04.2011 3:29 PM PDT]

  • 05.04.2011 3:28 PM PDT

I thought what i'd do is pretend I was one of those deaf mutes, or should I?

Simmons: "Sarge I have an idea but I need you to distract him!"
Sarge: "Will do!"
*Turns to Griff*
Sarge: "Griff I've never believed in you, not even for a moment. NOW is your chance to prove yourself, to me!"
Griff: "What can I do Sarge?"
Sarge: "I need you to run right at O'Malley."
Griff: "-And shank him with my shiv?!"
Sarge: "No. When he blows you up with the rocket, try to see if you can get your dismembered limbs and guts to clog the barrels of his rocket launcher!"
Griff: "...you're kidding?"
Sarge: "It's a remote chance I know... but it's worth a shot."

  • 05.04.2011 5:33 PM PDT

"Sarge! LOOK! A sleeping person!" - Caboose
"He ain't sleeping son, he's dead..." - Sarge
"Oh good, because at first I thought it was me, because I'm blue... but that would just be silly!"- Caboose

"I don't want to be dead! I want to be alive... OR a cowboy!" - Caboose

  • 05.04.2011 7:48 PM PDT

"I have 37 different zombie plans!"

  • 05.04.2011 7:51 PM PDT

Don't give up easily. Make your enemy fight for every victory that they try to get. Be ready for a hard-fought victory.

This simply means that I'll go down swingin'.

Grif: Could they even work when we're...asleep?
Simmons: I guess so. Why? Wait...you want to become invisible and take a nap don't you!
Grif: Think about it Simmons: the ability to nap whenever I want, and Sarge could never find me. The invisible nap is the best nap of all time!
Simmons: No man should have that kind of power.
Grif:I would be completely unstoppable.
Simmons: Actually, you would be the exact opposite of that.
Grif: I would be totaly stoppable. Already stopped. Think about it Simmons.
Simmons: I really don't want to.
Grif: Think about it...
Simmons: No.
Grif: Are you thinking about it?
Simmons: Unfortunately, yes I am.
Grif: Then suit me up.
(Season 8, Ch.15)

Hilarious!

[Edited on 05.08.2011 9:57 AM PDT]

  • 05.08.2011 9:21 AM PDT

-blam!- Was that actually blammed out? Or did I just type it? You'll never know.

Tucker: I don't wanna kill anybody, I'm a lover, not a fighter.
Church: I'm the same way Tucker, that's why we get along so well together. We're both just a couple of lovers.
Tucker: ...That sounded kinda ghey dude.
Church: Yeah it did...
Tucker: ...
Church: ...

  • 05.08.2011 9:36 AM PDT

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