Posted by: Roast Beezy
After becoming president of Norway and DJing at a night club in Botswana, I flew to Nicaragua to spend some time with those less fortunate, and finally finished my day with a good well-rolled cuban.
That club was sick yo! Got drunk as hell, kickboxed a shark, and did lines off Hannah Montana's ass! I'm gonna have to reserve you for my coronation in Scotland.