- Vasheeth
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- Exalted Mythic Member
"Hmm, those voices sound fishy. Mmm fish." --Donut
"If I have to suffer any more, Mel Gibson is gonna make -blam!-ing movie about me"-- Donut
"First the pink suit, now you want to shove metal up my ass. Thanks alot guys."-- Donut
"True friends everybody. They're true. Friends. They're friendly. And they're true. And I'm being sarcastic. Bastards."-- Donut
"One day when I was traveling in the African savanna, a rock fell and hit me on the head. I woke up later to find I had been adopted by a family of chimps. They raised me and taught me their chimp ways, their chimps language, and even their chimp dances. There was nothing I could do to keep from becoming a chimp myself. Later, I was reintroduced to human society. One day when I was walking in the mall, I saw a gorilla that I could swear was the spittin' image of my chimp uncle. So, I ran up to him and hugged him while saying, 'oh uncie, I missed you so much, I missed the bannanas!' Then he looked at me with fierce crazy eyes and ripped off his head. And underneath was a man! There was a pretzel stand he was next to where you could dip your pretzel in hot mustard or sweet and sour sauce. The weirdest thing off all that the man impersonating my uncle had dipped his pretzel in the hotmustard AND the sweet and sour sauce. Now that is weird." --Sarge
"I will rip out their guts and feast on their entrails." --O' Malley
"But I'm a vegetarian." --Doc
"Hmm, those voices sound suspicious." --Donut
"Look, we can't just sabotage their equitment, that's rude." --Doc
"Sabotage? That doesn't sound too good." --Donut
"I will devour their hearts and crap out their souls." --O' Malley
"That sounds even worse!" --Donut
"They will all taste oblivion. Which tastes just like redbull. Which is disgusting." --O' Malley
*Donut gasps*
"All will parish!" --O' Malley
"All? Wait.... That includes me!" --Donut
Donut rocks.
[Edited on 8/26/2004 5:12:13 PM]