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Subject: Favorite RvsB line
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Whats ur favorite line?




[Edited on 8/25/2004 8:38:10 PM]

  • 08.25.2004 8:31 PM PDT
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'dont those things ever run out of ammo?'
or something along those lines

  • 08.26.2004 1:26 PM PDT



dude i`m telling you it is a real animal


from the 2 episode

  • 08.26.2004 1:36 PM PDT
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"You're makin' that up." -- Sarge

  • 08.26.2004 1:58 PM PDT
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Im telling you he wasn't my uncle! - Sarge

  • 08.26.2004 2:37 PM PDT
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Sarge "And I'll never get to tell him he was my son"
Church "He's your SON?"
Sarge "No, but I just wanted to screw with him one more time. But now I'll never get that chance!"

And this one is good too:

Sarge: "Simmons, I want you to poison Grifs next meal."

  • 08.26.2004 3:31 PM PDT
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[color=orange] "Shut your mouth before I have Simmons here slit your throat when your asleep!"-Sarge

"Oh and I'd do it too!"-Simmons

"I know you would Simmons, good man."-Sarge[/orange]

  • 08.26.2004 3:43 PM PDT

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"Hmm, those voices sound fishy. Mmm fish." --Donut

"If I have to suffer any more, Mel Gibson is gonna make -blam!-ing movie about me"-- Donut

"First the pink suit, now you want to shove metal up my ass. Thanks alot guys."-- Donut

"True friends everybody. They're true. Friends. They're friendly. And they're true. And I'm being sarcastic. Bastards."-- Donut

"One day when I was traveling in the African savanna, a rock fell and hit me on the head. I woke up later to find I had been adopted by a family of chimps. They raised me and taught me their chimp ways, their chimps language, and even their chimp dances. There was nothing I could do to keep from becoming a chimp myself. Later, I was reintroduced to human society. One day when I was walking in the mall, I saw a gorilla that I could swear was the spittin' image of my chimp uncle. So, I ran up to him and hugged him while saying, 'oh uncie, I missed you so much, I missed the bannanas!' Then he looked at me with fierce crazy eyes and ripped off his head. And underneath was a man! There was a pretzel stand he was next to where you could dip your pretzel in hot mustard or sweet and sour sauce. The weirdest thing off all that the man impersonating my uncle had dipped his pretzel in the hotmustard AND the sweet and sour sauce. Now that is weird." --Sarge

"I will rip out their guts and feast on their entrails." --O' Malley
"But I'm a vegetarian." --Doc
"Hmm, those voices sound suspicious." --Donut
"Look, we can't just sabotage their equitment, that's rude." --Doc
"Sabotage? That doesn't sound too good." --Donut
"I will devour their hearts and crap out their souls." --O' Malley
"That sounds even worse!" --Donut
"They will all taste oblivion. Which tastes just like redbull. Which is disgusting." --O' Malley
*Donut gasps*
"All will parish!" --O' Malley
"All? Wait.... That includes me!" --Donut




Donut rocks.

[Edited on 8/26/2004 5:12:13 PM]

  • 08.26.2004 5:11 PM PDT
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"why are there six pedals if there are only four directions?!?"

  • 08.26.2004 5:16 PM PDT
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"this aint no ice cream social" - sarge

  • 08.26.2004 5:26 PM PDT
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"This thing drilled a hole in my left butt check while I'm taking napes and posted them on the internet" Yeah and now old 40 year old people are emailing him about what color underwaer he's wearing and his size thong"

  • 08.26.2004 5:32 PM PDT
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This is from the NYC skit how the internet is different from real life. Meeting a girl.

So big boy. I'm... -Donut
Your not a girl. -Simmons
What! Of course I am. -Donut
A real girl? -Simmons
Whos a girl? I like girls. -Sarge
Shut up you. -Simmons
Yes, I am really a girl. He he he(wanna be girl voice). -Donut
Send me naked pictures. -Simmons
Okay. -Donut
I love Angelina Jolie. Does anyone else like Angelina Jolie. She's got enormous lips. -Sarge

  • 08.26.2004 6:36 PM PDT
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I like the part were the tank shoots and everyone says son of a bi@ch

  • 08.26.2004 7:09 PM PDT
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" i think it be cool if we all had super spy tuxedos no super spy jet packs and we could fly everywhere that would be awsome"- DONUT

Donut is the man

  • 08.26.2004 7:51 PM PDT
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the first episode with donut. where dang it i forgot the name. the guy who thinks that he went back in time. that is great.
and then the arguement about what color donuts armor is. it is so funny i cant list it all. and then the secen where the tank gets repaired and donut throws the granade. man he can throw.

  • 09.01.2004 7:43 PM PDT
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"Griff, why in Hell would you give CPR for a bullet wound to the head?"

  • 09.02.2004 1:15 PM PDT

bah

"Oh, my, god! The teleporter sent me back in time!"
And of course, the whole puma thing is classic.

  • 09.02.2004 1:58 PM PDT
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[color=red]Sarge[/color]: That's exactly it. War's over. Turns out yooza big he-ro. They're havin' a parade in your honor. I get to drive the float, and Simmons here IS IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI!
[color=orange]Grif[/color]: I'm no stranger to sarcasm, sir.

[color=brown]Lopez[/color]: No pueden tocar Lopez, la Pasado!

  • 09.02.2004 2:31 PM PDT