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Subject: If you had the powers of the Overlord of B.net what would you do?
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Me.

I'd make the Halo 2 fourms into one, the Halo forums, make a fourm search system and make the Karma System.

What would you do?

(For a thread like this I'm not sure about where it sould go, the Flood or the Septagon. If I got it wrong, I am sorry. My bad.)

[Edited on 1/5/2006]

  • 01.05.2006 12:57 PM PDT

"It's like a cake filled with pies." -Pete "Mango" Parsons

Seventh Column Contests

Nothing.

  • 01.05.2006 1:00 PM PDT

Turn the forum off.

Permanently.

  • 01.05.2006 1:12 PM PDT

Posted by: goweb
Turn the forum off.

Permanently.


somebody's upset...


I would first make bungie buy extra servers for the site so that I could do some awesome stuff with the site, like make the whole site html. Then i would go to sleep for 2 days, have a bunch of beers with the mods, and go back to sleep.

after 2 weeks, i would check the forums, see if all hell broke loose, and if not, i would get people to start making funny html vid's for the site so that every time you clicked any link, it would have a funny animation.

  • 01.05.2006 1:53 PM PDT
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Only the paranoid will survive!

I would resign and hope somebody more qualified took the job.

  • 01.05.2006 2:02 PM PDT
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"Whatever exists, whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent. These anonymous creatures may seem little or nothing in the world. Yet the smallest crumb can devour us. Any smallest thing beneath yon rock out of men's knowing. Only nature can enslave man and only when the existence of each last entity is routed out and made to stand naked before him will he be properly suzerain of the earth."

Posted by: goweb
Turn the forum off.

Permanently.


Too much work to keep it running anyways.

I'd ban everyone first...wait a day, then unban them an hour before I turned off the forum.

  • 01.05.2006 2:04 PM PDT

Sighness

Indubidubly. Banana.

I would do what the old mods are doing, patroling and moving/locking threads and warning users who don't know how to obey rules and stuff. O_o What else could I do with them?

  • 01.05.2006 2:05 PM PDT

Posted by: Sighness
I would do what the old mods are doing, patroling and moving/locking threads and warning users who don't know how to obey rules and stuff. O_o What else could I do with them?


Be creative: Write a poem and force every link on the site to take members to it.

Be annoying: Try to be nice to members

Be Respected: Try to delete and flame as much as possible

And Most importantly, Be Sarcastic.

  • 01.05.2006 2:38 PM PDT
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I'd probably get bored, go into Bungie.net's code, and press backspace a few times in random places and see what happens. Then I'll give the title to someone better.

  • 01.05.2006 2:45 PM PDT

I'm not that active, but never dead.

Re-incarnate the Disembodied Souls question asking space.

  • 01.05.2006 3:47 PM PDT
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Boot all the idiots.

  • 01.05.2006 4:02 PM PDT

(random yet funny signature goes here)

Lock any and every single forum about Halo 3.

  • 01.05.2006 8:45 PM PDT
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Now that you've taken the time to look at my sig, I actually regret not providing you with something more worthwhile.

I'd add an autoflame button, right next to the msg user button. It'd take all the guess work out of calling people bastards.

  • 01.05.2006 8:48 PM PDT

Posted by: WolfmanMaverick
You people have just sent my sides into orbit. A bunch of MLG try hards sucking the dick of some supposed pro half the thread hasn't even heard of. Classic.

I would make all the mods into the Gods of the Greek Pantheon. For example Yoozel would be Dionysus.

  • 01.05.2006 8:54 PM PDT
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I'd hide in fear of myself, waiting until I was sure I couldn't be found, then emerge and pass myself off as a lost tourist.

  • 01.05.2006 8:56 PM PDT
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Ban everyone & start over.

  • 01.05.2006 8:56 PM PDT
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Hmmm.... So much to do, so much to do.....

Free the Soul.
Pardy-hardy.
Banning spree.
Add a rule that says Grunt-lovers are banned.
Kill the Webmaster.
Ban everyone in Zanzibar, then delete the Zanzibar forum.
Ban Halo 3 topic in Underground.
Pat self on back.
Give cookies to kewl people.
Moms.
Delete Gallery.
Force people to join chapter.

Hmm.....All I can think of right now...I might post back later if I think of anything funny.

  • 01.05.2006 9:02 PM PDT

Posted by: WolfmanMaverick
You people have just sent my sides into orbit. A bunch of MLG try hards sucking the dick of some supposed pro half the thread hasn't even heard of. Classic.

I thought moms was funny.

  • 01.05.2006 9:04 PM PDT
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you wouldn't want to even know......

  • 01.05.2006 10:06 PM PDT

You have been plundered by Cap'n IceWolfen. Arggggggggg!

Dude, i would totally hang with the bungie group. I live in Odessa Texas, but if bungie hired me i would move down thier like instantly. I think first ide get to know the guys at bungie so when i ask them to critique my stuff, ill understand where hes coming from and nor get all -blam!- about it. I would totally dig the contests they had, even if i was on the newbie team. Hey, you gotta start somewhere right?
I would start by adding more art into the gallery. Cmon, i wanna see more concept art, cause I KNOW you guys have it. Ide also fix the freakin webcams and set them up in other places like the meeting room, the lunch room, in the snack machine, in the fridge, in the sink of a bathroom (just to see who REALLY washes), and last of all, in the elevator. I would also just work on the tool bars. Cmon, guys, the tool bar down there is all slow and choppy. I wanna see smoothness and this. Do yall use flash? Pur your back into it it! lol.

  • 01.05.2006 10:29 PM PDT

(random yet funny signature goes here)

I'd definately start over, reinstate some new mods, lock all the Halo 3 speculation, kill Zanzibar, no offense Zanzibar, but you're all just idiots, and you know it. Quarantine the Flood, but let it stay. We might study them later on, or let our moniters study them anyways.

[Edited on 1/5/2006]

  • 01.05.2006 10:35 PM PDT
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Wow.

Another thing I'd do is sort out the 7th Column part of the site.

  • 01.06.2006 12:26 AM PDT

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK...
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--on another note, I think MLG Chewhatever is an idiot.

Posted by: Achronos
There is a reason I am user ID 1 and my account creation date is before this site came online.

Hmmm...so much to do in so little time...
First, I would track down the mods, take them to a steak dinner and buy a round of brews. Then, I would buff Frankie (Take that however you want). Then, I would sit down and play a few rounds of Halo2 with the Bungie crew, just so they could give some insight while playing the game they made! That would be super-sweeetttt! Then I would make Kilroy and Mabian moderators. Next day, I would take their mod-ships away, just to mess with them, just so they would know what the promised land was like, and have it stripped away! Then I would call Achronos and beg he take the job back, when he chuckles and refuses, go to the bar and drink. Log into Bungie.net, look at all painful posts about "Bungie's next project", giggle because I know what Bungie's next project is. Read all speculating posts. Go to Gamestop, tell them to put up another banner about Halo3, just to make the masses speculate even more! Kidnap R. McLees and force him to make me an avatar sooo cool, it breaks the 2nd Commandment. Hmm...and that would be the first couple of days >_<

~B.B.

  • 01.06.2006 1:07 AM PDT
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well i would delete this post because i wouldnt want to see my competition in the making
then i fix my signature so it would work then i would have a beer & some hot pork rhines
maybe some jack and cola plan my vacation on a nude beach somewhere play halo2 live so i could understand why everyone is so mad about modders change the ninjas to saiyans
ban everyone with elite in there name ban every one with the letters s t l and e in there names ban everyone under the age of 16 ban ppl with a rabbit in there signature bantacular
ban ppl who copy and paste because its annoying ban anyone with a drawing in there signature ban everyone with a signature stop banning some flammers they are good for snapping some ppl back into reality ban anyone with a link to there stats ban people who correct others spelling the person knows hes an idiot no point in rubbing it in ban ppl who leave caps lock on ban people with more than 1000 characters in a single post this is a forum not a novel and ban people who edit their posts if you don't get it right the first time shut up

  • 01.06.2006 1:24 AM PDT

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