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Subject: If you had the powers of the Overlord of B.net what would you do?
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wow thats a mouth full so youed ban everyone basicly i would ban three ppl Fighting reavan5571 or something like that and racooon racist pig that he is and Histelicle joker sorry the spelling i didint memorize their names so eneyway then i would ban all the mods who dont work as part of the bungie team then i would like work for bungie then i would ban everyone who have ripped on LW and thats it i might think of more.

  • 01.06.2006 11:37 AM PDT
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Delete New Mombasa, Zanzibar and Optimatch, and clean up the flood. i.e. septimate it; pick a big list of people who post way too often, and permanently ban every 1 in 7.

Then i'd give Sir Fragula some powers for being too damned smart in Body Politic, and EAGLES5, because without him and Kilroy, Body Politic would just be middle-right wingers agreeing with each other all day long.

  • 01.06.2006 12:25 PM PDT
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I would permaban everybody!

  • 01.06.2006 12:29 PM PDT
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Posted by: thunder_bolt
I would permaban everybody!


Sad Boy...

  • 01.06.2006 12:32 PM PDT

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Put a sign up saying Webmaster is in the server closet, not taking any PMs anytime soon.

  • 01.06.2006 12:34 PM PDT
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Try and steal the webmaster's hat. His hat is cool.

  • 01.06.2006 12:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: Darth Eletius
Posted by: thunder_bolt
I would permaban everybody!


Sad Boy...

And you would be the first to go.

  • 01.06.2006 12:47 PM PDT
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Posted by: thunder_bolt
Posted by: Darth Eletius
Posted by: thunder_bolt
I would permaban everybody!


Sad Boy...

And you would be the first to go.


Ahh! Have mercy.

  • 01.06.2006 12:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: Darth Eletius
Posted by: thunder_bolt
Posted by: Darth Eletius
Posted by: thunder_bolt
I would permaban everybody!


Sad Boy...

And you would be the first to go.


Ahh! Have mercy.

Now prepare to be permabanned!

Oh ya I forgot I am just a stupid member.

  • 01.06.2006 12:50 PM PDT
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Posted by: thunder_bolt
Posted by: Darth Eletius
Posted by: thunder_bolt
Posted by: Darth Eletius
Posted by: thunder_bolt
I would permaban everybody!


Sad Boy...

And you would be the first to go.


Ahh! Have mercy.

Now prepare to be permabanned!

Oh ya I forgot I am just a stupid member.


Lol.

  • 01.06.2006 12:56 PM PDT
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Posted by: Achilles1108
I would make all the mods into the Gods of the Greek Pantheon. For example Yoozel would be Dionysus.

the god of wine? that was random, Hercules is better, Ares is the best

  • 01.06.2006 2:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: holdthelineNoobs
Posted by: Achilles1108
I would make all the mods into the Gods of the Greek Pantheon. For example Yoozel would be Dionysus.

the god of wine? that was random, Hercules is better, Ares is the best


If he was Hercules, he would be the son of Zeus, Ares: God of war.

  • 01.07.2006 1:12 AM PDT
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I would let there be rock.
-TGP-

  • 01.07.2006 1:38 AM PDT
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Shouldn't the title of this thread be "what should Achronos do to the site"?

  • 01.07.2006 5:41 AM PDT
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I would destroy it from the inside. Empires are made to fall.

  • 01.07.2006 10:56 AM PDT
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Boot everyone and start over with a newer hotness. Oh and tell everyone of the new project..heh.

  • 01.07.2006 11:18 AM PDT
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"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't"
Posted by: Ikwa
Lets Speak French!!!

lets not and say we did

Posted by: Fr4gNiNj4
(note to self: join Apple's team always, as he is a god)

I would kill off people randomly untill there was only 1 left and we would have a game of halo to decide who would control it.

  • 01.07.2006 8:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: Psyched
Shouldn't the title of this thread be "what should Achronos do to the site"?


No, because it's not what should happen, it's what would happen.

And TGP, that was funny. I think that's a cool idea though. Play some Classic Rock in the background, no matter where you are on the site.

  • 01.07.2006 8:50 PM PDT
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Only the paranoid will survive!

Posted by: Kilroy
Hmmm.... So much to do, so much to do.....

Free the Soul.
Pardy-hardy.
Banning spree.
Add a rule that says Grunt-lovers are banned.
Kill the Webmaster.
Ban everyone in Zanzibar, then delete the Zanzibar forum.
Ban Halo 3 topic in Underground.
Pat self on back.
Give cookies to kewl people.
Moms.
Delete Gallery.
Force people to join chapter.

Hmm.....All I can think of right now...I might post back later if I think of anything funny.

You sick, sick person.

  • 01.07.2006 10:46 PM PDT

http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/atticus/Group/GroupHome.aspx

Well,

I would most likey change it over to IPB 2.1.4.

Then, make my own skin that matches one pretty similar to this layout, but possibly a few better improvments (Search feature comes standard FYI).

Then Activate the Topic rating system, configure the rating system to work towards the Karma system as well have it sort on a seperate page and configure a Hottest topics section.

Then, I would put a few extra clauses into the rules, then have a shortened rule version displayed above every forum page. Most important words in Bold (such as NO FLAMING!).

I would tell the mods they could use the warn system instead of just banning out right. Add in the user comments box, where mods and above can write about a users record... criminal record. Then have the bad users have a moderated post ability, so all new posts by them must be checked, if it seems they get the point, remove the moderation, if not, IP Ban.

After that, I would install this REALLY cool chat program that can integrate easily with IPB. It has a main chat page, and also allows chatting into it from many of the sites pages, so all the members can talk in there, to help cut down on spam.. It has multiple room abilities, so there would be a mod room, where the mods woudl of course hang out, and members could ask them questions about where to post, if they can post this, and other non-sense. The system will take on the current rank system, so mods and I would have more power than memebers in teh chat, like on the forum.

Then, I would have available, a Quick Reference Guide on how to use the forums, along with a quick video about posting... Funny, up beat, and informative, without being TOO degrading... The Guide would be pretty much a simple Q&A, where the members can find solutions and answers to some more repetative, asked a lot, or annoying questions, with a search involved.

Previewing your post before posting will become automatic, as well as an automated spell checker which runs when you hit submit, but before your preview, so you have the change to make sure it didn't change something wrongly....

This Spell check would also check for flamage or spam and notify a mod of its posting, for review purposes, and not be visible to the public, until a mod has seen it.

I would add the to bad word filter, Leaving out words such as ass, damn, and hell. But configuring for much more possibilities of teh F word and S word and such... And replacing them with nicer versions of themselves insted of -blam!- even though that rocks...

And to top it off, I would add to the Avatar Gallery, just like the sites I have, with over 50 different avatars to choose from, mostly Halo, Myth, Marathon, Gnop, and other game related, but possible a few variations.

As well as add a skin creator for your groups. A sheet where you plug in values, imgs, and colors to achieve a great effect for your own group, once done you can apply to your groups theme template, and also submit it for official use, and become a Theme Master. Yes, I would check that email address as well...

I think thats the main portion of changes and such I would make, other than that, just Maintain the site and listen to member feedback, altering the site to suit the masses, as well as a few of the minorities...

-Nakki, most of this IS what im doing at my site, So i know its almost all possible.

[Edited on 1/8/2006]

  • 01.08.2006 5:12 AM PDT
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An automatic spellchecker would be nice

  • 01.08.2006 1:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: natedogr
An automatic spellchecker would be nice


Some fourms have them.

  • 01.08.2006 11:33 PM PDT

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I would not want to be here if someone other than Achronos had Ultimate Power...I would be hiding and scared.

  • 01.09.2006 4:47 AM PDT
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If it were me:

I'd turn down the suck.















Don't hurt me.

  • 01.09.2006 6:36 AM PDT

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