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Subject: Does anybody want to ...DATE ME on halo Reach?

Rei!

Where?

:3

What...the...-blam!-?

  • 04.01.2011 11:07 AM PDT
Subject: Does anybody want to ...Date on halo Reach?

"Peace, gentlemen...
Peace is the ultimate goal of the Traxus Project.
Peace not in our time but in the future.
Future generations will benefit from the work begun here today.
Gentlemen, I give you the Traxus Project"

No.

  • 04.01.2011 11:08 AM PDT

-Nikki

Oh god. I...this... internet, never change.

  • 04.01.2011 11:12 AM PDT
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Posted by: SHINOBI121_s232
This is worse than WoW (World of Warcraft) RP.


its close, but idk about that. ;)

  • 04.01.2011 11:15 AM PDT

Don't worry, you're still your mom's favorite Bnet member.

Lmao!

  • 04.01.2011 11:17 AM PDT
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Come at me bro.

Wow..

  • 04.01.2011 11:21 AM PDT
Subject: Does anybody want to ...Date on halo Reach?

"Peace, gentlemen...
Peace is the ultimate goal of the Traxus Project.
Peace not in our time but in the future.
Future generations will benefit from the work begun here today.
Gentlemen, I give you the Traxus Project"


Posted by: Nihilistic
Oh god. I...this... internet, never change.


Diabeetus.

  • 04.01.2011 11:22 AM PDT

I'm ready.
But i am a bandicoot.
Is hard to have sex with them.

  • 04.01.2011 11:25 AM PDT

"It is often repeated: 'Had we acted sooner... Had we acted more decisively...' Living in the past is a luxury we can no longer afford. We must learn from it, but we cannot live there. We cannot even plan for the now, for the present is ever fleeting.
The future is where we must live, the future is what we must plan for." -Forerunner soldier

Posted by: A 3 Legged Goat
LOL!


Agreed. This thread actual made me smile.

  • 04.01.2011 11:27 AM PDT
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Posted by: Mister Art
I am feeling kind of lonely and I just got halo Reach back from my cousin. Does anybody want to join a custom game and Role play? You know......cyber ...stuff?? I....used to do that with my girlfriend. I would be a spartan, and she would be an elite. We would both...act out ...stuff.

Here is how it worked: I set the respawn time to 3 minutes. Then I assassinated her, so that her body flopped to the ground sprawled in front of me. Then I would move back and forth on top of her body while she made moaning noises through the microphone. (I won't get into anymore detail since this is a video game website.)

It has been so long since I did this, please don't laugh. Does anybody want to give it a try? I am bi-blam!-, so it can either be a guy or a girl. If you are interested, hit me up, my gamertag is: Vupperschlits.

You have to have a decent connection because there will be a lot of fusion coils exploding. They help the controller to vibrate.

EDIT: Come on, I am a master at RPing.
this is you in the future

  • 04.01.2011 11:27 AM PDT
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Halo CE- Amazing
Halo 2- Revolutionary
Halo 3- Masterpiece
Halo Reach- The Black Sheep of the bunch
Halo 4- Incredible

Did you know that 93% of all statistics on the internet are made up on the spot, and that 68% of readers believe them?

While this is purely hilarity...you really need to get outside and meet some REAL women! They can work wonders for your self esteem!

  • 04.01.2011 11:32 AM PDT

>>/INFO_ONISEC1SER3
/CLASSIFICATION>> CLASS ?
/MISSION_CONTROL>> BASE ALAMO
/CODENAME>> FACOTA FI
/MISSON_LOCATION>> CLASSIFIED
/MISSION_STATUS >> 7H+IN_PROGRESS
>>END //INFO_ONISEC1SER3 >>CLEAR

Pure, win! : DDD

This is epic -blam!-, not so sick (still funny, imo... : D) as the Brute/Elite sex with humans... : DDD

  • 04.01.2011 11:36 AM PDT
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"Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. "

Eric Hoffer


Posted by: JEZUStouchedME
is this guy cereal?

No... He is SUPER CEREAL!

  • 04.01.2011 11:41 AM PDT

Don't let fear of rejection stop you from going after what you want


Posted by: MongrelShadow14
i feel bad for the moderators on the site. the probably read everything before locking


Yeah, they probably read it. I doubt they just lock random threads left and right without reading it. Still funny though, I bet they find them hilarious.

  • 04.01.2011 11:43 AM PDT
Subject: Does anybody want to ...DATE ME on halo Reach?

lolwut

Posted by: Mister Art
I am feeling kind of lonely and I just got halo Reach back from my cousin. Does anybody want to join a custom game and Role play? You know......cyber ...stuff?? I....used to do that with my girlfriend. I would be a spartan, and she would be an elite. We would both...act out ...stuff.

Here is how it worked: I set the respawn time to 3 minutes. Then I assassinated her, so that her body flopped to the ground sprawled in front of me. Then I would move back and forth on top of her body while she made moaning noises through the microphone. (I won't get into anymore detail since this is a video game website.)

It has been so long since I did this, please don't laugh. Does anybody want to give it a try? I am bi-blam!-, so it can either be a guy or a girl. If you are interested, hit me up, my gamertag is: Vupperschlits.

You have to have a decent connection because there will be a lot of fusion coils exploding. They help the controller to vibrate.

EDIT: Come on, I am a master at RPing.



I CAN'T FAP TO THIS!!! D:

  • 04.01.2011 11:46 AM PDT
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*Proceeds to vomit all over cat* Wtf.

  • 04.01.2011 11:46 AM PDT

Firefight is made to AFK in. That's Reach's "Investment" system

you know theres probably websites for this sort of stuff

  • 04.01.2011 11:48 AM PDT
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Well hello there barrens chat!

  • 04.01.2011 11:48 AM PDT
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Posted by: chotato
smart, interesting, seems out of place.


Official fan of Assassin's Creed, Call of Duty, (Problem with that?) Halo, and Bungie, also a total gaming junkie.

What

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Heck

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Crap

Thread

  • 04.01.2011 11:49 AM PDT

Planking : Parkour for people who don't move very fast.

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Posted by: Lacrimor
you know theres probably websites for this sort of stuff
There are websites for RP, but I couldn't find any specific to halo.


SecondLife, maybe?

  • 04.01.2011 12:03 PM PDT
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Meow. . .

Epic April Fools Btw =D

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