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Posted by: ROBERTO jh
Posted by: Daemonhunter 7
Marine: How the -blam- did you make it back to earth in one piece?
Johnston: Elites
Marine: ?
Johnston: Well, I'll tell ye. I waded out into the shallows, and I waited there three days and three nights, till all manner of creatures came acclimatin' to my presence. Then on the fourth morning, I roped myself a couple of elites, lashed 'em together and made a raft!
Marine: What!?
Johnston: Aye! Sea-Elites!
Captain Johnson FTW!
That's Captain Jack Johnston to you matey! :P
Johnson- Everybody see me escape the Halo exposion
marines-???
Johnson- Good cause I shant be doing it again
[Edited on 04.03.2011 4:23 AM PDT]