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Subject: Bungie Community! Unite! Our World Domination begins soon!

July 15, 2008... The day the timer stood still.

It is time to unite! our domination of the world begins soon! Tell a friend! tell him to tell a friend! they may as well join our side, because once the uprising begins, there's no stopping our dominance! all legions, rally up! The world will know the wrath of the Septagon, of the 7th Column, of Bungie! IT BEGINS!!!!

  • 01.07.2006 5:27 PM PDT
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I thought the process to Bungie-World Domination began a good while ago... Or was there some kind of change in plans?

[Edited on 1/7/2006]

  • 01.07.2006 5:37 PM PDT
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That was the most random post I've seen in three months.

  • 01.07.2006 5:38 PM PDT
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i was going to say.... random

  • 01.07.2006 5:45 PM PDT

July 15, 2008... The day the timer stood still.

Posted by: Tazmaniandude
I thought the process to Bungie-World Domination began a good while ago... Or was there some kind of change in plans?
do you see any signs anywhere saying "Hail Jason!" or "Hail Frankie!" no? then we have done nothing! now we shall make this world a better place with our rule!


btw Jason = Jason Jones = Project lead...

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keep with it now man, we're finding ling-ling heads right now

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Posted by: BlueBaron123
Posted by: Tazmaniandude
I thought the process to Bungie-World Domination began a good while ago... Or was there some kind of change in plans?
do you see any signs anywhere saying "Hail Jason!" or "Hail Frankie!" no? then we have done nothing! now we shall make this world a better place with our rule!

It's a seven-step process which must be taken one step at a time. We don't want to rush it.

[Edited on 1/7/2006]

  • 01.07.2006 5:55 PM PDT

July 15, 2008... The day the timer stood still.

step #6... kill apple company...

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Posted by: BlueBaron123
step #6... kill apple company...

Actually, it says, "Stage bloody coup of new parent company."

I don't think Bungie was ever under Apple before anyway, was it?

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Domination of the world? Yeah, sure...

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Posted by: Tazmaniandude
Posted by: BlueBaron123
step #6... kill apple company...

Actually, it says, "Stage bloody coup of new parent company."

I don't think Bungie was ever under Apple before anyway, was it?

All their games were for mac, if that counts for anything.
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  • 01.07.2006 6:46 PM PDT
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"Whatever exists, whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent. These anonymous creatures may seem little or nothing in the world. Yet the smallest crumb can devour us. Any smallest thing beneath yon rock out of men's knowing. Only nature can enslave man and only when the existence of each last entity is routed out and made to stand naked before him will he be properly suzerain of the earth."

To me, Bungie is not a threat at this moment. I will have forces to destroy Bungie when it is at its height. Then I shall have the other two "leaders" I will be guiding destroy eachother. Then I will sweep them up, and I will install my own government. Hahahaha!

Behold my invincible strategies!

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Posted by: Mabian
To me, Bungie is not a threat at this moment. I will have forces to destroy Bungie when it is at its height. Then I shall have the other two "leaders" I will be guiding destroy eachother. Then I will sweep them up, and I will install my own government. Hahahaha!

Behold my invincible strategies!


Boris thought he was invincible also.

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"Whatever exists, whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent. These anonymous creatures may seem little or nothing in the world. Yet the smallest crumb can devour us. Any smallest thing beneath yon rock out of men's knowing. Only nature can enslave man and only when the existence of each last entity is routed out and made to stand naked before him will he be properly suzerain of the earth."

Posted by: Fabled Hero
Posted by: Mabian
To me, Bungie is not a threat at this moment. I will have forces to destroy Bungie when it is at its height. Then I shall have the other two "leaders" I will be guiding destroy eachother. Then I will sweep them up, and I will install my own government. Hahahaha!

Behold my invincible strategies!


Boris thought he was invincible also.

-chumpzilla99


I don't think. I know.[/ego]

  • 01.07.2006 6:57 PM PDT

Posted by: BlueBaron123
It is time to unite! our domination of the world begins soon! Tell a friend! tell him to tell a friend! they may as well join our side, because once the uprising begins, there's no stopping our dominance! all legions, rally up! The world will know the wrath of the Septagon, of the 7th Column, of Bungie! IT BEGINS!!!!


I thought this image would be appropriate, since I am at a bit of a loss for words.

Nice name, by the way.

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Posted by: Great_Pretender
Posted by: Tazmaniandude
Posted by: BlueBaron123
step #6... kill apple company...

Actually, it says, "Stage bloody coup of new parent company."

I don't think Bungie was ever under Apple before anyway, was it?

All their games were for mac, if that counts for anything.
-TGP-

Well, yeah, their games were for Mac, but they weren't technically "owned" (as some would say) by Apple like they are by Microsoft.

  • 01.07.2006 7:02 PM PDT

July 15, 2008... The day the timer stood still.

previously owned by apple or not, they arent now! just lemme get an i-pod, then apple goes BOOM!

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Posted by: Mabian
To me, Bungie is not a threat at this moment. I will have forces to destroy Bungie when it is at its height. Then I shall have the other two "leaders" I will be guiding destroy eachother. Then I will sweep them up, and I will install my own government. Hahahaha!

Behold my invincible strategies!
Remember, you're just the puppet. I'm the real genius in charge of your plans. That way, you'll be the one who's shot into the sun by the giant slingshot, while I simply walk away with the world.

[Edited on 1/7/2006]

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Hey! Maybe the next project is a game where you brutally slaughter all microsoft employees and stock owners!

  • 01.07.2006 8:10 PM PDT
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ಠ_ಠ

I thought it was going to begin on July 7th 2007. (07.07.07)

  • 01.07.2006 8:19 PM PDT
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"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't"
Posted by: Ikwa
Lets Speak French!!!

lets not and say we did

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(note to self: join Apple's team always, as he is a god)

So it has begun...

  • 01.07.2006 8:28 PM PDT

July 15, 2008... The day the timer stood still.

Posted by: The SyNnergy
I thought it was going to begin on July 7th 2007. (07.07.07)
we have yet to accomplish #6 on the list of domination. #7 comes on the 7th!

  • 01.07.2006 9:09 PM PDT

Posted by: BlueBaron123
previously owned by apple or not, they arent now! just lemme get an i-pod, then apple goes BOOM!

Seriously man, how the hell does that post make the least bit of sense?!

  • 01.07.2006 9:22 PM PDT

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Posted by: The SyNnergy
I thought it was going to begin on July 7th 2007. (07.07.07)


Pfft. Maybe the begging of the end.

  • 01.07.2006 9:27 PM PDT

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