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Subject: Bungie Community! Unite! Our World Domination begins soon!

July 15, 2008... The day the timer stood still.

Posted by: Reiginko
Posted by: BlueBaron123
previously owned by apple or not, they arent now! just lemme get an i-pod, then apple goes BOOM!

Seriously man, how the hell does that post make the least bit of sense?!
hey, its 1 freaking a.m... gimme a break here...

  • 01.07.2006 9:50 PM PDT
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"Whatever exists, whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent. These anonymous creatures may seem little or nothing in the world. Yet the smallest crumb can devour us. Any smallest thing beneath yon rock out of men's knowing. Only nature can enslave man and only when the existence of each last entity is routed out and made to stand naked before him will he be properly suzerain of the earth."

Posted by: prospartan7
Posted by: Mabian
To me, Bungie is not a threat at this moment. I will have forces to destroy Bungie when it is at its height. Then I shall have the other two "leaders" I will be guiding destroy eachother. Then I will sweep them up, and I will install my own government. Hahahaha!

Behold my invincible strategies!
Remember, you're just the puppet. I'm the real genius in charge of your plans. That way, you'll be the one who's shot into the sun by the giant slingshot, while I simply walk away with the world.


Err...right...you're the one I really meant to say would be the victorious army.

*Evil grin*

  • 01.07.2006 11:09 PM PDT

err...maybe we should wait for more funds...aka next game...


cause i know you guys are too lazy to pitch in the funds department...


*everyone suddenly crosses arms and starts whistling, looking away*

  • 01.07.2006 11:25 PM PDT

Discipline is my Sword,
Faith is my Shield,
Do not leap blindly into uncertainty,
And you may live to reap the rewards.

"The Important Thing Is To Never Stop Questioning,"

Pffft, it seems everyone these days thinks they can just come along and shout out commands to begin world domination, but they dont know. None of you do, you couldn't have known. I was there.

"I am The Ancient One, come to Guide you, Follow me unto the path of tru7h and you will be reward with the knowledge."

"...thus emerged the last of the Rampants, the bringer of Tru7h, ushering in the 'Age of Carnage', and the final piece fell into place..." - The Book of Tru7h

...Follow...

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  • 01.08.2006 12:22 AM PDT
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lol only in Ancient Greek history chief.

  • 01.08.2006 7:08 AM PDT
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"Whatever exists, whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent. These anonymous creatures may seem little or nothing in the world. Yet the smallest crumb can devour us. Any smallest thing beneath yon rock out of men's knowing. Only nature can enslave man and only when the existence of each last entity is routed out and made to stand naked before him will he be properly suzerain of the earth."

Posted by: snowmanaxt
Pffft, it seems everyone these days thinks they can just come along and shout out commands to begin world domination, but they dont know. None of you do, you couldn't have known. I was there.

"I am The Ancient One, come to Guide you, Follow me unto the path of tru7h and you will be reward with the knowledge."

"...thus emerged the last of the Rampants, the bringer of Tru7h, ushering in the 'Age of Carnage', and the final piece fell into place..." - The Book of Tru7h

...Follow...


And I suppose you have some master plan to take over the world. I suppose you know how to raise a powerful army and control it.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

  • 01.08.2006 9:26 AM PDT

July 15, 2008... The day the timer stood still.

is everyone spreading the word of our dominance? well you better!

  • 01.08.2006 1:29 PM PDT

I'm not that active, but never dead.

Posted by: Mabian
Posted by: snowmanaxt
Pffft, it seems everyone these days thinks they can just come along and shout out commands to begin world domination, but they dont know. None of you do, you couldn't have known. I was there.
"I am The Ancient One, come to Guide you, Follow me unto the path of tru7h and you will be reward with the knowledge."
"...thus emerged the last of the Rampants, the bringer of Tru7h, ushering in the 'Age of Carnage', and the final piece fell into place..." - The Book of Tru7h
...Follow...

And I suppose you have some master plan to take over the world. I suppose you know how to raise a powerful army and control it.
Yeah, that's what I thought.


Naw, snowmanaxt and a couple others are just going to escape the closure of the universe, thus becoming gods.

Nothing war-like really. All we need to do is follow someone's really complicated footsteps....

  • 01.08.2006 11:19 PM PDT

July 15, 2008... The day the timer stood still.

everyone got their slingshots ready?

  • 01.09.2006 2:24 PM PDT
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I'm confused as to step #4 of the plan.
Acquire strangely addictive Chinese food company
Can someone explain?

  • 01.09.2006 2:38 PM PDT
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Posted by: Kilroy
Hey! Maybe the next project is a game where you brutally slaughter all microsoft employees and stock owners!

but we need pawns to give us money, the fools

  • 01.09.2006 3:28 PM PDT

July 15, 2008... The day the timer stood still.

Posted by: Dark Wolf00
I'm confused as to step #4 of the plan.
Acquire strangely addictive Chinese food company
Can someone explain?
trust me, its been done...

  • 01.09.2006 3:49 PM PDT
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in the void of time

  • 01.09.2006 4:02 PM PDT
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Perhaps,we should make a group about this....

  • 01.09.2006 5:30 PM PDT
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Umm.... Ya guys i dont know the best way to put this but walmart has already taken over america and mcdonalds is taking other countries i think they beet us to it.

  • 01.09.2006 6:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: Spartan III
Perhaps,we should make a group about this....


I would join for three reasons. 1. i like to complain and make a fool of myself. 2.I want to have Greece. 3. I need friends, i am depressed, and i dont belong to a group. (sob, sob)

P.S. how do you fix the bunny i just didnt like th "prosper at his side part. Hey? Aren't we suppose to do the ruleing not him?



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  • 01.09.2006 6:38 PM PDT

befree like a berd . dance like an angel.not traped and chaned like a animel! run for your freedom.flee from that box you call "home".one day the box will be blowned into the darkness , but so will you.so run for your freedom .

- DeviantArt Visionary.

Yeah make a group i need friends as well

  • 01.10.2006 12:08 PM PDT
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let us collect our power!

http://www.frappr.com/bungiefanbase

How Much of the World do we control?

Mark your kingdom on the Bungie Empire!

  • 01.10.2006 5:20 PM PDT

July 15, 2008... The day the timer stood still.

Posted by: LGGriff
Umm.... Ya guys i dont know the best way to put this but walmart has already taken over america and mcdonalds is taking other countries i think they beet us to it.
McDonalds will collapse into itself. The people will eventually get so fat, that they will stop going there, and all die. while us smart people who dont go there will flourish! as for the Wal-Mart... we've all played enough halo 2..... we know what to do.....

  • 01.10.2006 7:16 PM PDT
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pffft arrrrgh pfffffffft arrrrrrghh hmmmmm pfffffffft arrrrrgh

I love scotch
scotch scotch scotch
and my friend baxter too

Beware the drunken halo spartan will rise
Hulli gans Of War
a group about nothing

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  • 01.11.2006 2:06 AM PDT
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Currently Democracy controls America.

However, those loyal to the Underground army, and their familys, will be rewarded. Those who fight back, or do not believe us, well, let's just say enjoy the last sunset.

  • 01.12.2006 11:59 AM PDT

July 15, 2008... The day the timer stood still.

Posted by: Coup De Ta
Currently Democracy controls America.

However, those loyal to the Underground army, and their familys, will be rewarded. Those who fight back, or do not believe us, well, let's just say enjoy the last sunset.
amen brother! our divine light will rush through the world! propelling all who are worthy along the path into the sun!

  • 01.13.2006 5:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: BlueBaron123
amen brother! our divine light will rush through the world! propelling all who are worthy along the path into the sun!


You mean our giant catapult will propel all our enemies into the sun.

  • 01.13.2006 5:36 PM PDT

July 15, 2008... The day the timer stood still.

Posted by: Security Officer
Posted by: BlueBaron123
amen brother! our divine light will rush through the world! propelling all who are worthy along the path into the sun!


You mean our giant catapult will propel all our enemies into the sun.
yes yes, of course.
(Free virtual cookie to anyone woh can tell me where i got the quote from. the propelling thing, not the "yes yes" thing.)

  • 01.13.2006 6:17 PM PDT

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