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yo mama....

  • 08.26.2004 6:32 PM PDT
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yo mama so big she was baptized at sea world

  • 08.26.2004 6:33 PM PDT
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yo mama so big she uses a bogie board as a tam pon

[Edited on 8/26/2004 6:37:49 PM]

  • 08.26.2004 6:36 PM PDT
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yo mama so poor she was kicking a can and said "I'm moving"

  • 08.26.2004 6:44 PM PDT
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Y0 mama so's fat she's largger than life

  • 08.26.2004 6:45 PM PDT
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Yo dada's so big he has the whole world in his pants.

  • 08.26.2004 6:46 PM PDT
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your momma so big her thighs are in different zip codes

  • 08.26.2004 6:47 PM PDT
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Yo mama's so dumb she tried to drown a fish
Yo mama's so dumb she bought fire proof matches
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she went in a church and everyone shouted i see the light!
Yo mama's so so poor she has to steal free samples
Yo mama's so dumb she poened a no pet's allowed petco

  • 08.26.2004 6:48 PM PDT
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fist off, it's jo mama not yo mama

jo mama so big, when she jumoed out of a airplane she got stuck
jo mama so fat, she sat on a quarter and a buger popped out of washingtons nose

  • 08.26.2004 6:49 PM PDT

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life

Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.


Thank you, thank you. I'm here all night.

  • 08.26.2004 6:50 PM PDT
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Yo mama's so fat she uses size 11 shoes for her toes

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ok

[Edited on 8/27/2004 4:42:02 AM]

  • 08.26.2004 6:51 PM PDT
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yo mama so stupid she stole free bread
yo mama so fat she uses a valcano for a toilet

  • 08.26.2004 6:59 PM PDT
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Posted by: Frylock3897
Some guy at school "Say one more yo mama thing and ill kick your ass" Me- "yo mama say one more yo mama thing and ill kick your ass" and another on the bus- *kid drops his skate board an i laugh* kid-"shut up -blam!- get" me - " yo mama a -blam!- get"
(rip, slip,brush uuups


that didn't make any -blam!-ing sence

  • 08.26.2004 7:01 PM PDT
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Here's a good one:

Yo momma's a carpenter's dream - flat as a plank and easy to screw!

I remember using that one on Live...

[Edited on 8/27/2004 5:41:26 AM]

  • 08.27.2004 5:40 AM PDT
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i probably suck

  • 08.27.2004 2:14 PM PDT

Posted by: Frylock3897
yo mama....

Stupid: Yo momma so ugly, Bungie used her for the Flood prototype.

[Edited on 8/27/2004 2:45:01 PM]

  • 08.27.2004 2:42 PM PDT