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Subject: Two Grunts in a Battle

This was featured on HBO a couple days ago so I thought I'd share it with the Bungie.net forums, for the benefit of those who do not go onto halo.bungie.org

Yip-yap: So when did you join?
Nappy-nap: Last year, when they cleansed Madrigal
Yip-yap: You've lasted a whole year?
Nappy-nap: Yes, I've always been lucky. My base got knocked out and I survived because I was asleep.
Yip-yap: Ah, but have you been on the same battlefield as the Demon?
Nappy-nap: The Demon? I thought that was a myth.
Yip-yap: I've seen him with my very eyes.
Nappy-nap: No? But... you're alive. Unless you're a ghost.
Yip-yap: I'm not, my gun was out of ammo so I decided to talk to him and he stood there and called me a easter egg. I don't even know what that is.
Nappy-nap: A easter egg? Like a Jackal egg?
Yip-yap: I assumed so but he was amused by it.
Nappy-nap: Amused? He spoke?
Yip-yap: Yes, and he also crouched up and down in front of me.
Nappy-nap: Huh? I've heard of that. Is there something wrong with their knees?
Yip-yap: Must be.
Flip-yap: The Demon is here! Run for your lives!
Nappy-nap: No! Is that... is that him?
Yip-yap: Yes, quick get behind that rock.
Nappy-nap: Nap time!
Yip-yap: He just killed the Jackals.
Nappy-nap: Are we next?
Yip-yap: I hope not though he now appears to be crouching on top of him, not unlike he did to me before.
Nappy-nap: What?
Yip-yap: He's crouching on top of him and then standing up. Over and over again. And now he's spinning around as well.
Nappy-nap: This is the Demon?
Yip-yap: Yes. The armor is unmistakeable.
Nappy-nap: But... he's behaving like a child. What is this thing?
Yip-yap: Dead considering he's blown himself up. You know what; I'm wondering how we ever lost a battle to him. Oh, and dibbs on his helmet.
Nappy-nap: I want his gloves.

http://idesoffebruary.blogspot.com/2011/04/this-week-our-post -is-what-halo-would.html

[Edited on 04.08.2011 11:05 AM PDT]

  • 04.08.2011 9:41 AM PDT
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Yip-yap: So when did you join?
Nappy-nap: Last year, when they cleansed Madrigal
Yip-yap: You've lasted a whole year?
Nappy-nap: Yes, I've always been lucky. My base got knocked out and I survived because I was asleep.
Yip-yap: Ah, but have you been on the same battlefield as the Demon?
Nappy-nap: The Demon? I thought that was a myth.
Yip-yap: I've seen him with my very eyes.
Nappy-nap: No? But... you're alive. Unless you're a ghost.
Yip-yap: I'm not, my gun was out of ammo so I decided to talk to him and he stood there and called me a easter egg. I don't even know what that is.
Nappy-nap: A easter egg? Like a Jackal egg?
Yip-yap: I assumed so but he was amused by it.
Nappy-nap: Amused? He spoke?
Yip-yap: Yes, and he also crouched up and down in front of me.
Nappy-nap: Huh? I've heard of that. Is there something wrong with their knees?
Yip-yap: Must be.
Flip-yap: The Demon is here! Run for your lives!
Nappy-nap: No! Is that... is that him?
Yip-yap: Yes, quick get behind that rock.
Nappy-nap: Nap time!
Yip-yap: He just killed the Jackals.
Nappy-nap: Are we next?
Yip-yap: I hope not though he now appears to be crouching on top of him, not unlike he did to me before.
Nappy-nap: What?
Yip-yap: He's crouching on top of him and then standing up. Over and over again. And now he's spinning around as well.
Nappy-nap: This is the Demon?
Yip-yap: Yes. The armor is unmistakeable.
Nappy-nap: But... he's behaving like a child. What is this thing?
Yip-yap: Dead considering he's blown himself up. You know what; I'm wondering how we ever lost a battle to him. Oh, and dibbs on his helmet.
Nappy-nap: I want his gloves.

Took some time writing that all but there it is with spelling errors fixed. That's a great little piece of text. Made me laugh.

  • 04.08.2011 10:59 AM PDT

Thanks, edited the main post

  • 04.08.2011 11:05 AM PDT

Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien.
Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar.
tenn' Ambar-metta!

It made me LOL! :p

  • 04.08.2011 11:32 AM PDT