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Subject: The Flood's Lifehacker Thread

You were pwned. :D
Owners of the Katana

0.9999999999.... does not equal one. The Convergence Theorum means the sequence converges to 1, it does not equal one.

Using the logic in the pic, you could prove 1=2.

a^2 = a * b
a^2 + a^2 = a * b + a^2
2a^2 = a ^2 + a * b
2a^2 -2ab = a^2 + ab -2ab
2(a^2 -ab) = 1 (a ^2 -ab)

2 = 1

All of you are -blam!- retards.

  • 12.06.2011 4:45 PM PDT
Subject: The Flood's New Lifehacker Thread

Dear Floodians:

A Girl thread a day keeps the ladies at bay and gets us banned, the lonely single way.
So, stop with the lady threads or i will be forced to tell you the truth about the cake.

These are all really good!
I'll ahev to remember the mcdonalds one.

  • 12.12.2011 12:24 PM PDT
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Herp derp.

If you buy something from HMV, take out the warranty they offer. Im not sure if they offer it on everything, but it was £1 for 1 year on sime £20 headphones.

Anyway, when you want some new thing of whatever it is you've got warranty on, just say they are broken, and exchange it for any similar item. If the new one is cheaper they will give you un store credit. Best thing is is that they don't even check.

Today i got some brand new headphones for £2 by saying the old ones had broken. Just keep the warranty card and recipet and your good.

  • 12.24.2011 3:30 PM PDT
Subject: The Flood's Lifehacker Thread

// Chapter
// My PC


2/15/12: Francisco Porras, I'll miss you. Rest in Peace.

This is awesome. I don't know how I missed this. So far, from what I've read, my favorite is the Coffee one.

  • 12.24.2011 5:51 PM PDT

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Posted by: R3AN1MAT10N
0.9999999999.... does not equal one. The Convergence Theorum means the sequence converges to 1, it does not equal one.

Using the logic in the pic, you could prove 1=2.

a^2 = a * b
a^2 + a^2 = a * b + a^2
2a^2 = a ^2 + a * b
2a^2 -2ab = a^2 + ab -2ab
2(a^2 -ab) = 1 (a ^2 -ab)

2 = 1

All of you are -blam!- retards.
a^2-ab=0

You divided by zero, you ass.

  • 12.24.2011 5:54 PM PDT

Huh? Wait a minute! Where are my PaNcAkEs!?!?

Just thought I would add to this thread. Sonic usually has a bathroom in the back of the... Uh... Store? I guess you could call it that. We just don't advertise it. Should be behind a door in the back. So when you are in need a restroom and none seem to be nearby, go to Sonic (We have hidden ones)

Hope this counts as a life hack!

  • 01.02.2012 3:06 PM PDT

would try the Elevator Hack but I scared it would malfunction and fall down...

  • 01.07.2012 12:37 PM PDT

blahoogana (bluh·hoo·gan·uh), noun - er, just call me Josh.

BP | B.me

Hiccups? Tablespoon of sugar. Gone.

  • 01.07.2012 9:00 PM PDT
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I'm a Halo turkey GOML GOML GOML

There is way too much to read here. NoT interested.

  • 01.09.2012 7:01 PM PDT

Don't know if this has been said, but if you have a glass bottle of ketchup and can't get it out...
Tilt the bottle at a 45 degree angle and tap the neck quickly with your index and middle finger.

  • 01.18.2012 8:36 AM PDT
Subject: The Flood's Lifehacker Thread

Do you know what kind of hat I'm wearing?

A party hat; you don't get one. An honor will this party be, a party in your honor, for your honor. Some of Tfear's personal guards are going to be there. You'll be introduced shortly.

Prepare to die.

This is certainly useful.

  • 01.19.2012 1:02 AM PDT

"We live in a special time; the only time where we can observationally verify that we live in a very special time" - Lawrence Krauss.

I was a finalist :P

How to hack a wind-up flashlight to charge up certain electronics. Pretty good for use in emergencies when a re-chargeable battle is flat.

  • 01.22.2012 4:28 AM PDT
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:)

I've got lots of these. Might upload some later...

  • 01.22.2012 4:38 AM PDT


Posted by: jross1993
I've got lots of these. Might upload some later...


Do it

  • 02.05.2012 5:13 PM PDT
Subject: The Flood's Lifehacker Thread
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Bringing in Fikst. Bringing back lmao.
Inheritor # 475 world,

#6 In the Country.

Halocharts.com

Some really helpful stuff here

  • 02.09.2012 8:56 AM PDT

we need new additions

[Edited on 03.13.2012 10:18 PM PDT]

  • 03.13.2012 10:17 PM PDT

Some of this is really helpful.

  • 03.16.2012 5:05 AM PDT

These people obviously don't know How to divide. If you divide a whole into 3 pieces, each fraction wouldn't be .333. .333 x 3 = .999. That isn't the whole. If you divide 1, (the whole) by 3, you get 3 1/3.

  • 04.09.2012 3:53 PM PDT

I did the Hollow book one. I now have a revolver hidden in my bookshelf next to my bed. Sweet idea.

  • 04.09.2012 10:40 PM PDT
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Money, Money, Money, It's Loads of Money

2 days ago was the 1 year anniversary of this thread...

I've lost control of my life

  • 04.10.2012 3:21 PM PDT

1st ban on 7-10-2011

Dont you worry about _____ let me worry about ____

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Incomprehensible gibberish.


Posted by: GladBurrito
2 days ago was the 1 year anniversary of this thread...

I've lost control of my life

D:

  • 04.10.2012 3:25 PM PDT
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Some of those really are helpful, like the C++ sparknotes one.

  • 04.10.2012 3:32 PM PDT

No

Oh no! Why is OP blacklisted?!

  • 04.12.2012 10:15 AM PDT

Money, Money, Money, It's Loads a Money

Posted by: Mr Mxyzptlk
Oh no! Why is OP blacklisted?!


3-Day because of posting in the Classifieds making fun of recruiters, lol.

Ends tomorrow

  • 04.12.2012 3:16 PM PDT

No


Posted by: MattComicMann
Posted by: Mr Mxyzptlk
Oh no! Why is OP blacklisted?!


3-Day because of posting in the Classifieds making fun of recruiters, lol.

Ends tomorrow


Oh good. What would I do without this thread?

  • 04.14.2012 2:38 PM PDT