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Come up with something to finish my sentence.

Heres mine, You know your a geek when you the Star Wars Encyclopedia

  • 08.26.2004 8:57 PM PDT
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You know your a geek when your name is InvaderGIR and make threads liek this that have been made many times before...

  • 08.26.2004 9:01 PM PDT
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GIR RIDE THE PIG........

back to the topic....... you bite off a chickens head!!!

Geek = 1 : a carnival performer often billed as a wild man whose act usually includes biting the head off a live chicken or snake. according to the dictionary.......

  • 08.26.2004 9:01 PM PDT
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Posted by: BeefySleet
You know your a geek when your name is InvaderGIR and make threads liek this that have been made many times before...


wow.. how did i not see one of these happening. Just so you know i havent seen one of these threads. Oh and by the way i dont think you have any reason to talk considering you just made a your mom jokes thread when theres already one on the front page.

  • 08.26.2004 9:10 PM PDT
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Posted by: Xeroh
Posted by: BeefySleet
You know your a geek when your name is InvaderGIR and make threads liek this that have been made many times before...

You know your a geek when you spell "Like" as "Liek"


...Touche'

  • 08.26.2004 9:23 PM PDT
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....you don't like Halo

[Edited on 8/26/2004 9:30:58 PM]

  • 08.26.2004 9:30 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

You know your a geek when you spend hours arguing with people you don't even know on a videogame forum and in your free time you watch Star Trek so often you can quote it.

Wait a minute.......

  • 08.26.2004 9:36 PM PDT
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you know your a geek when you see that encyclopedia and say "i wonder what's in it". so that would mean i am a geek. but a cool geek

  • 08.26.2004 9:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: Spartan 133 aka
you know your a geek when you see that encyclopedia and say "i wonder what's in it". so that would mean i am a geek. but a cool geek


Sure you are *rolls eyes*

  • 08.26.2004 9:44 PM PDT
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oh yeah! i am more of a geek than you!

  • 08.26.2004 9:45 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

When I lead the Geeks in world domination the jocks will be the first to suffer my wrath.......

MUA HA HA HA!

  • 08.26.2004 9:46 PM PDT
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Why go for jocks? Why not just kill everyone you don't like? I could kill with indescretion. Whomever gets in my way. Muahaha. <_< >_>

  • 08.26.2004 9:50 PM PDT
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This is what I did when people called me a geek and a nerd.

It was a dark and rainy day. I slogged in through the front entrance of school, my face deep beneath my jacket. I was in a foul mood. The dark and vicious stares I shot were enough to scare anybody away, and I trudged on to my locker. Stowing my jacket, and taking out my books and backpack, I headed to my first class, Science. Exchanging a couple of words with some "friends", I sat down, as last weeks test was being handed out. As usual, I got a high ninety. The jackass beside me had a 43. Glancing at my score, he exclaimed in a barely audible voice, "Holy -blam!-! Look at this nerd! He got 98%!" Although I was in a horrible mood, and my patience was already stretched thin, I managed to hold myself in.

Some dumbass exchanged a joke with his friend, and Neanderthal laughs echoed around my head. These guys are like cavemen, I thought to myself. They could barely even speak English, or think logically, and I bet they would function better using a series of grunts. Their bouts of laughter continued around in my head. I had had enough of this -blam!-. But I thought better of it, and decided to stay calm. The usual remarks about me studying all day came around. Like every other time, I tried to inform them, that no, I didn't study for this test. It just so happens that I have a better capacity for thinking and common sense then most others. I find school easy. I usually don't even have to go to class, I can pass tests by first hand knowledge and logical thinking.

Suddenly, something clicked. I couldn't stop myself, my rage was being unleashed. I threw the pen I was holding with all my might at the moron who had made a stupid remark diagonally across from me. With insane velocity, the pen embedded itself in his stomach, piercing through his skin and tissues. Finally stopping, about 8 centimeters inside, his yellow sweater started turning a dark red. I took the nearest thing within my grasp, and hurled it at the moron's friend. Exploding through the skull, the only thing stopping it was the handle, which was embedded out of his forehead. All this happened like lightning, and no one could react, as of yet. Now the screams started ripping loose from the throats of girls and guys alike. Quickly jumping of my stool, I grasped it in both hands, and brought the stool down full power on the jackass's head beside me. Smashing his cranium to one thousand pieces, blood, brain, and bone fragments flew everywhere. I liked no one, as my "friends" had joined the fun making session. I vaulted to the shelves at the back of the room, and chucked the bottle full of flammable liqued into the middle of the room. Only one kid had the sense to run out of the room as I set the whole thing on fire. The rest tried to follow, but it was too late. I leaped out of the window, and started running.

The adrenaline had long kicked in, and I felt... alive, as I hustled home. I threw open the front door, and strode inside. Quickly locking everything, I headed for the kitchen. I make some nice hot chocolate for myself, and then proceeded upstairs. The power button on the TV was no match for my strength. The Xbox followed suite, and before I knew it, I was ripping through aliens like hotcakes.

  • 08.26.2004 10:19 PM PDT
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wow

  • 08.26.2004 10:24 PM PDT
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You know you're a geek when you feel nothing but contempt for those who use 13375p34|< and console gamers, you chew up and format the hard drives of script kiddies world-wide, you can program in over three languages, you worship Japanese culture and/or feel nothing but contempt for the "Janks" who worship Japanese culture, and you can recite the GNU general license off the top of your head.

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  • 08.26.2004 10:26 PM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

Posted by: MCs Brother
When I lead the Geeks in world domination the jocks will be the first to suffer my wrath.......

MUA HA HA HA!


hey jocks are cool. they make sure i get my pizza nice and hot

[Edited on 8/26/2004 10:39:58 PM]

  • 08.26.2004 10:39 PM PDT
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Posted by: InvaderGIR
Posted by: BeefySleet
You know your a geek when your name is InvaderGIR and make threads liek this that have been made many times before...


wow.. how did i not see one of these happening. Just so you know i havent seen one of these threads. Oh and by the way i dont think you have any reason to talk considering you just made a your mom jokes thread when theres already one on the front page.


Hahaha.

To keep it OT, you know you are a geek when you start playing an MMORPG at 10PM, look behind you hours later and the sun is out.

  • 08.26.2004 10:54 PM PDT
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In the eyes of jocks...

If you don't reply to posts with "I beta thoes geek; s in hygh skoul. You r gaaey a nd a dumass" means you are quite definitely, a geek.

And now for the Geek Hierarchy

A 'Light' geek.


Starting debates with your friends over whether to buy a Red Hat or Debian shirt, or of course, reading more than three blogs. Your power over other geeks is minimal, but starting a command line in DOS, or using Firefox*, will amaze the compter illiterate around you, as they keep asking you if you can fix their computer or if you can hack into the FBI network. (But they'll never know if your lying.)

An 'Intermediate' geek

You know the complete history of the computer, and have several old Mac's and a few decrepit PC's laying around. You've bought a computer with 2 GB of Ram, a video card that requires you to store your computer in a mini fridge. You tell anyone who asks the time what it is in binary, and quite often hex if you are in and elitist mood. You have a tatoo of Tux the penguin. Everytime you lose your phone, you immediately ask everyone on the internet if they've seen it, and then send them pictures of it. Everyone below you will swear your a genius, and marvel in your knowledge of all that is geek. The airline security staff always hate to see you come, and are fed up of asking why you choose to bring your desktop on vacation.

The 'evil master' geek.

Geekiness is now a theology. You swear that you will single handedly bring upon the open source revolution. You actually own a penguin, and he lives inside the subzero room for cooling your PC. You've managed to isolate your house from cosmic radiation, but have built a massive tower on the roof for your bluetooth transmissions. You only build your own programs, and only in binary. You've salted your lawn so it reads "127.0.0.1" You tried to build your own submarine, but later decided it would be easier to hack into the russian networks and have one delivered to your local port, and renamed, The Pillar of Autumn.

  • 08.27.2004 12:53 AM PDT
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Posted by: Vella
In the eyes of jocks...

If you don't reply to posts with "I beta thoes geek; s in hygh skoul. You r gaaey a nd a dumass" means you are quite definitely, a geek.

And now for the Geek Hierarchy

A 'Light' geek.


Starting debates with your friends over whether to buy a Red Hat or Debian shirt, or of course, reading more than three blogs. Your power over other geeks is minimal, but starting a command line in DOS, or using Firefox*, will amaze the compter illiterate around you, as they keep asking you if you can fix their computer or if you can hack into the FBI network. (But they'll never know if your lying.)

An 'Intermediate' geek

You know the complete history of the computer, and have several old Mac's and a few decrepit PC's laying around. You've bought a computer with 2 GB of Ram, a video card that requires you to store your computer in a mini fridge. You tell anyone who asks the time what it is in binary, and quite often hex if you are in and elitist mood. You have a tatoo of Tux the penguin. Everytime you lose your phone, you immediately ask everyone on the internet if they've seen it, and then send them pictures of it. Everyone below you will swear your a genius, and marvel in your knowledge of all that is geek. The airline security staff always hate to see you come, and are fed up of asking why you choose to bring your desktop on vacation.

The 'evil master' geek.

Geekiness is now a theology. You swear that you will single handedly bring upon the open source revolution. You actually own a penguin, and he lives inside the subzero room for cooling your PC. You've managed to isolate your house from cosmic radiation, but have built a massive tower on the roof for your bluetooth transmissions. You only build your own programs, and only in binary. You've salted your lawn so it reads "127.0.0.1" You tried to build your own submarine, but later decided it would be easier to hack into the russian networks and have one delivered to your local port, and renamed, The Pillar of Autumn.


Someone help, I'm choking on my own laughter!

  • 08.27.2004 1:01 AM PDT
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I am too KILLyourTV!

Can't......stop......laughing......


~Peace!~

  • 08.27.2004 9:19 AM PDT
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You know your a geek when.... u start to play games such as in Games Workshop warhammer 40,000 (space marines rule) and Wizkids games such as mechwarrior dark age (go falcons)

  • 08.27.2004 9:22 AM PDT
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and when u look like this guy lol

  • 08.27.2004 9:50 AM PDT
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you know your a geek when read this thread

  • 08.27.2004 11:01 AM PDT

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