- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Well scince Bungie has a fascination for the person described as a "mom" I figured I'd make a thread to dicuss the best mom jokes you have ever heard.
My personal favorites are:
1. "You're mom is like a brick, she's dirty, flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans!"
2. "Your mom is like a hockey player, she wears the same pad through 3 periods!"
3. "Your mom is so fat when she saw a school bus full of white kids drive by she said "Hey stop that Twinkee!"
Those are my favorites, feel free to add your own!