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Subject: "Your Mom" jokes!
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Well scince Bungie has a fascination for the person described as a "mom" I figured I'd make a thread to dicuss the best mom jokes you have ever heard.

My personal favorites are:

1. "You're mom is like a brick, she's dirty, flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans!"

2. "Your mom is like a hockey player, she wears the same pad through 3 periods!"

3. "Your mom is so fat when she saw a school bus full of white kids drive by she said "Hey stop that Twinkee!"

Those are my favorites, feel free to add your own!

  • 08.26.2004 9:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: BeefySleet
Well scince Bungie has a fascination for the person described as a "mom" I figured I'd make a thread to dicuss the best mom jokes you have ever heard.

My personal favorites are:

1. "You're mom is like a brick, she's dirty, flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans!"

2. "Your mom is like a hockey player, she wears the same pad through 3 periods!"

3. "Your mom is so fat when she saw a school bus full of white kids drive by she said "Hey stop that Twinkee!"

Those are my favorites, feel free to add your own!


Very classy.

  • 08.26.2004 9:06 PM PDT
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Why thank you. =D

  • 08.26.2004 9:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: BeefySleet
Why thank you. =D
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Anytime hon.

  • 08.26.2004 9:07 PM PDT
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*Shudders*

Please say you just did'nt call me, another guy, "hon"

*Cries*

  • 08.26.2004 9:08 PM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

your mom is like a chipmunk,she always has nuts in her mouth

your mom is like a boxer,she likes to give blows to the head

  • 08.26.2004 9:08 PM PDT
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"Whats the differance between a rooster and your mom?"
"A rooster says "c**k-a-doodle-doo", your mom says "any c**k will do"

  • 08.26.2004 9:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: BeefySleet
*Shudders*

Please say you just did'nt call me, another guy, "hon"

*Cries*


is someone a little homphobic?

  • 08.26.2004 9:14 PM PDT
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Would you appreciate it if I called you "hon"? Did'nt think so.
And no, I'm not homophobic, I just don't like being near them, its creepy.

  • 08.26.2004 9:16 PM PDT
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OK i see the difference...wait...no that's what's called being homophobic

BTW don't call me "hon"
that is kind of creepy. lol

  • 08.26.2004 9:21 PM PDT
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Your mom is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!

  • 08.26.2004 9:21 PM PDT
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Your moms like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, then thrown away!

  • 08.26.2004 9:31 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Yo momma so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington's nose.

Yo momma so fat, NASA put a satelite around her.

  • 08.26.2004 9:32 PM PDT
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Yo mom is like a door knob, EVERYONE gets a turn.

  • 08.26.2004 10:22 PM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

lmao Beefy has the best jokes,hands down. no contest

  • 08.26.2004 10:37 PM PDT
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To see my view on "yo momma jokes" please see this episode of Neurotically yours:

Warning: Extreme(?) Language

[Edited on 8/26/2004 10:52:52 PM]

  • 08.26.2004 10:51 PM PDT
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Posted by: Nedus
lmao Beefy has the best jokes,hands down. no contest


Why thank you, after us Canucks are done hunting moose and squirrell for food and chopping down tree's for fire wood, we just sit around our fire in the igloo doing nothing, so might as well get a laugh out of it as much as possible.

  • 08.27.2004 7:22 AM PDT
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Yo mama is like a shotgun, two c**ks she blows.

  • 08.27.2004 9:50 AM PDT
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Your mom is like a bike, everyone gets a ride.

  • 08.27.2004 11:07 AM PDT
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Your mom is so fat that I ran out of gas, driving around her.

Your mom is so fat that when I slapped her ass, I could ride on the waves.

Your mom is so fat that I had to roll over twice to get out of bed.

....I just love those. Awesome thread!

  • 08.27.2004 11:31 AM PDT
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Your moms so fat you need to take 2 trains and a bus to get on her good side!

  • 08.27.2004 11:37 AM PDT
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Your moms so fat she has to iron her clothes on the driveway!

  • 08.27.2004 11:38 AM PDT
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Your moms so fat she could consume 1000 Sumos and still have room for 1000 more...

  • 08.27.2004 11:46 AM PDT

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