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Subject: "Your Mom" jokes!
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...ok...

  • 08.27.2004 11:47 AM PDT
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Your mom's so fat that I ran out of gas driving around her
Your mom's so fat that when she got off the couch they had to change the globe
Your mom's so fat she makes Oprah look like Tina Turner
Your mom's so fat that when she ordered a water bed they threw a giant matress over the Atlantic ocean

  • 08.27.2004 2:02 PM PDT

Posted by: BeefySleet

"Your mom is so fat when she saw a school bus full of white kids drive by she said "Hey stop that Twinkee!"

Those are my favorites, feel free to add your own!


Good one.

  • 08.27.2004 2:11 PM PDT
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yo mommys so fat she jump and earthquakes happen in tornado alley fool!




man i made that up and it sucks so bad......

  • 08.27.2004 2:30 PM PDT

Yo momma so ugly Bungie used her for the Flood prototype.

  • 08.27.2004 2:46 PM PDT

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