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Subject: The easiest way for Bungie to take over the world!
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This way is the easiest way for Bungie to take over the world. It worked for many others too.

Why doesn't Bungie just Buy off the government like all the Big Corporations Do? If Bungie wants world domination than thats the Easiest way to do it.

  • 01.13.2006 5:57 PM PDT
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"Step 6: Stage bloody coup of parent company"

Their parent company is Microsoft. 'Nuff said.

  • 01.13.2006 6:01 PM PDT
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Posted by: elmicker
"Step 6: Stage bloody coup of parent company"

Their parent company is Microsoft. 'Nuff said.

Why would you want to lose lives when you can use money to do that.

  • 01.13.2006 6:12 PM PDT

If you don't got it, you want it. If you got it, you want more of it. Of course if you don't know what it is, it's hard to get any in the first place.

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Posted by: elmicker
"Step 6: Stage bloody coup of parent company"

Their parent company is Microsoft. 'Nuff said.

Why would you want to lose lives when you can use money to do that.


What you should be asking is

Why would you want to lose money, when you can lose lives? And besides, No one at Bungie would be hurt. So your sweet delicious gaming goodness will still be coming.

  • 01.13.2006 6:27 PM PDT
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shhhhhhh

Posted by: operativeace
Posted by: elmicker
"Step 6: Stage bloody coup of parent company"

Their parent company is Microsoft. 'Nuff said.

Why would you want to lose lives when you can use money to do that.


Don't ask us, ask Bungie, its their plan.

  • 01.13.2006 6:40 PM PDT
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Yea but like I said do what all the other corrupted companies do in the USA and Buy off the politicans.

  • 01.13.2006 6:56 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

The ends justify the means =P

  • 01.13.2006 7:12 PM PDT
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"Whatever exists, whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent. These anonymous creatures may seem little or nothing in the world. Yet the smallest crumb can devour us. Any smallest thing beneath yon rock out of men's knowing. Only nature can enslave man and only when the existence of each last entity is routed out and made to stand naked before him will he be properly suzerain of the earth."

The easiest way for Bungie to take over the world is...

Start a government, claim that it is the sole government of the world, and all other governments are obsolete.

So what if it's not real? It's the easiest way. Not like it matters anyway once I bring in about three armies that have actual weapons. We'll see how much your words can do against tiny little metal projectiles.

  • 01.13.2006 7:30 PM PDT
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Just have bungie staff run for office in all the major countrys.

  • 01.14.2006 1:41 PM PDT

July 15, 2008... The day the timer stood still.

...i like the catapult into the sun idea better.....

  • 01.14.2006 2:45 PM PDT