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Subject: Un-Official Caption Contest!
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Cortana: What are you doing Master cheif?!
Master chief: Im trying on my new armour I made

  • 01.19.2006 10:21 PM PDT
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Two Out of Two Morons Agree: Swiffer Wet Jet work GREAT on carpet!!!

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  • 01.19.2006 10:31 PM PDT

And I hope you get boils. And I hope the boils are full of acid-spewing spiders that burst out and hump your face.
-- Frankie

Many people say that with old age comes experience, THIS bungie employee, however, has unfortunately been plagued with the gift of Jessica Simpson imitations.

  • 01.19.2006 10:32 PM PDT
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"The things you love most are the things they take away, SO GIVE ME BACK MY FRIKEN SNIPER RIFLE!!!!!"


good luck too everyone! May the best quote win!

  • 01.19.2006 10:42 PM PDT
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Shishka: "Just two more surgeries and Nick will be all mine!"

  • 01.19.2006 10:46 PM PDT
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Caption: How do you guys like my haircut? I think he may have taken too much off...

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  • 01.19.2006 10:59 PM PDT

It's all about teamwork. :)

Nick, I want your cake.

  • 01.19.2006 11:49 PM PDT
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I feel pwetty.

  • 01.20.2006 12:13 AM PDT

Mister Chief should keep his day job and his armor on...

  • 01.20.2006 1:02 AM PDT
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Be yourself. Be judged on who you are not who you pretend to be

I taught her everything, and what do I get...

  • 01.20.2006 1:12 AM PDT
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Caption:
I get the guy...But whats with the Swiffer™?

  • 01.20.2006 1:41 AM PDT
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"Frankie brings the Jessica Simpson look-alike contest to an all time low."

  • 01.20.2006 1:48 AM PDT
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Seinfeld gave us "The Manzire and "the Bro", now Bungie brings us "Manties" or would you call them "Thunder-Alls" ?

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  • 01.20.2006 2:47 AM PDT
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Part of the solution

"Is it just me, or do I look HOT today?! BOO-YAH!!"

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  • 01.20.2006 3:17 AM PDT
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Frankie didn't adjust very well to losing his job at Bungie...

  • 01.20.2006 3:51 AM PDT
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did someone call for a hairy maid?
Bow chika bow wow

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  • 01.20.2006 4:14 AM PDT
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RCG: In ur base, steelin' ur flagz. | Watch the demo, then join the carnage!

Grasping the handle firmly between his moobs, he let out a squeal of delight; he was now just a toupee away from international stardom...

Well, that's my entry. Follow the link if you're unsure what "moobs" are! Good luck everyone! =P

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  • 01.20.2006 4:19 AM PDT
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"see i even have a place 2 put my fries and coke

  • 01.20.2006 4:32 AM PDT
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"What are you doing cheif?"
"Cleaning."
"Without any Clothes?"
"Yep, want a cookie?"

  • 01.20.2006 4:54 AM PDT
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I hope no-one already said this ....
"Mastercheif on a really really bad day (after his relationship with Nicole ends)"

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  • 01.20.2006 5:20 AM PDT
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Music Playing at ear bleeding sound
"Like a virrrrgin, HOO! touched for the very first..."

  • 01.20.2006 6:50 AM PDT
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“In the darker recesses of his mind, Bent Lama was ‘house wife of the year Jessica Simpson’ ... and we all feared him for that.”

  • 01.20.2006 6:52 AM PDT

Oooh I can let my hair down..... wait you think that's a bit over the top?

  • 01.20.2006 6:59 AM PDT
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"-Get-rrrr-done!"

  • 01.20.2006 7:02 AM PDT
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Willy Wonka, please reopen your chocolate factory.

Sincerely, The offended public eye


[Edited on 1/20/2006]

  • 01.20.2006 7:23 AM PDT